storms&squalls Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 To make it a proper getaway, you have to be sure you won't be traced. That means you're going to need to go on foot. I'd recommend a disguise too. My dad has joined in on this recorder concert. It's only getting louder and more out of tune. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Two recorders is one too many. Unless you add a tape recorder. Record the recorder fracas to use as evidence when you sue for a new family. I'd like a Covid test just to be sure, but they are not as free/easy to come by as I had hoped. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 go see your doctor for some unrelated neck pain and cough in his face by accident. you'll get tested. now wheres my coffee? my internet/phone company sent me a new router, now my phone isn't working anymore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Look on the bright side - no more telemarketing I was boiling the kettle, and it just made a steam signal that read like it was being insulting to my Sioux neighbour. Now they're shooting arrows through the kitchen window Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Yeah, I also hate it when people shoot arrows at me. Especially that little brat on wings. Put on some clothes for gods sake! Be glad your neighbours got clothes on. Have they not? My hips lied to me. Told me I was on tonight when I was off. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunji Qi Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Then you should lie back to them. What is the point of being honest when they lied to you at first? @Kieran :)I took your advice and started my business as a professional artist, which is great! I just received my first commission painting a series on flowers, yet my cat loves flowers too much so he ripped every single flower from my paintings and took them back to his nest. The project is due tomorrow and my commissioner will not believe in the statement that my cat eats my painting. Now what? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Recover the scraps by force and turn them into and abstract piece. Hopefully your client appreciates abstract art. I have a history project I don't want to do, but if I don't I probably won't pass the class... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Let's just say your academic career is history now. I mean old man stole my candy😭 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Punch him. Don't worry about the fact that he's not moving anymore. You got your candy. That's what's important. My family won't let me wear what I want when it comes to pictures. They make me present feminine. I just want to look like a nice old professor in that one Dark Academia film. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Do your own photoshoot with the theme from the academia I am unemployed... And I like it.. but wallet is now empty. And I don't like that.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Sell your wallet. Now you don't have an empty wallet, with some money as an added bonus. Sometimes I feel like the only sane person in an insane world... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Things like that can make you insane. I've been hit by Baby too many times now. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Run away. Can't be hit if they can't catch you hAhA! I need a creative way to come out at a future date. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hexingkinase Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 How about something festive? Make a parody of a Christmas song and just when everyone thinks it's another carol *bam!* Come out in the lyrics. I'm trying to do some homework and keep getting impossible answers - help? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 There must be something wrong with the questions, then - change them so that your answers make sense. My neighbour keeps talking very loudly until late at night, and since the walls are so thin I can't sleep. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Hire a contractor to build thicker walls. They're cheaper if you let them work late at night. It's half a year until summer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 No problem, just move to Australia, they've got summer now. Then you can move back in half a year. It was a great idea with the contractors - only, now I can't sleep because they make a lot of noise while they thicken the walls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 This is why god invented Ambien. Take a double dose. So sleepy and need a nap, but need to go to work in 15 minutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Nap at work. No one will notice. You work from home like the rest of us, no? I moved to Australia but got bitten by a poisonous animal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Yikes, it's too late! Other people than you will now have to help me solve my problems. I took a nap at work but the children I tutor noticed and told their mom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 That's a problem...run run run.. I can't eat sugary things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Make up for your healthy lack of sugar with an unhealthy excess of salt. My wife wants to divorce and take half my stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Give her the half you never liked. I am tired 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Stick your fingers in a plug socket, that'll warm you up I've just missed my train 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Sue the train company for inconveniencing you. Who knows... you might win? I think my work establishment is haunted.... imscaredpleasehelp.... it keeps making weird noises. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Sorry I can't be of any help, because I like weird noises. One of the children I tutor got very conflicting information from her teacher, and now when I try to explain she won't listen to me at all. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Its simple. Don't listen to her either. I never do anything to the end. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Combine all the unfinished products and present a finished monstrosity. I am failing because virtual schooling is trash... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Put it in the garbage bin, where trash belongs. I still have no motivation to do anything, and I wanna get a comic out by Christmas. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RacheI Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Get rid of all your calendars, you'll never know the difference. The neighbors have a temperamental chihuahua. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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