Marimbasticks Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Just ignore the work for a while. It's not going anywhere. My cat really wants to go outside but I'm afraid he will catch one of our resident doves. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mackenzie Holiday Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Simply explain to him that if he wants to go outside he must not under any circumstances catch any of the resident doves, or else he will lose his going outside privilege. I’m sure your cat will understand. I have a song stuck in my head, but it’s not a good one. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 Replace it with something else, here, I'll help you I have a pimple that's annoying me 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 get in front if a mirror and stare it down until it capitulated and goes away my favorite tv series keeps lagging 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 Make your own episodes and film them in your living room My glasses frames are broken 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Tape the lenses to your face. I probably made myself sick from stressing with school crap. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marimbasticks Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Go lick all the surfaces in a grocery store and then you can get sick from something else. I'm worried about the future of my career. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 Switch careers and start a flour and toilet paper production company Everyone is stressed and grumpy all the time 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mackenzie Holiday Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Blast soothing death metal really loudly until they all calm down. I promised a witch that I'd give her my firstborn after I stole some rampion from her garden, but the thing is, I'm not planning on having any children. Do I tell her? Do I just go about my life as usual? What's the ethical thing to do here? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I wouldn’t worry about it to much I’m sure mother (@Moon Spirit ☽) will understand. The site I read manga at has a bug that won’t let anyone login, what should I do? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share Posted April 30, 2020 Use some bug spray on your computer I'm hungry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Change your name to Sleepy my shoe is untied 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share Posted April 30, 2020 superglue it to your foot so it stays on. My hair is messy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marimbasticks Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Shave it off. My phone is about to die but my charger is just out of reach. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MakeupJunkie4 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 (edited) ***EDITED*** I was replying to a different poster - sorry! Toss it in the trash. Buy a new phone. My shoulder pops when I move it. Edited April 30, 2020 by MakeupJunkie444 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share Posted April 30, 2020 take your arm off and store it in your closet. I'm tired 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Run behind the car so you'll get exhausted My hot water heater broke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Make yourself some ice tea! I can't remember if I turned off the oven or not before I left home. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiveLaugh(Love?) Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Call the fire department, just in case. My roof is leaky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Plug it with ace rings. My period started and I'm losing sensation in my limbs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marimbasticks Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Numb the rest of your body to even out the feeling. My cat keeps waking me up too early. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Cat is just making sure that you've plenty of time to feed them and play with them before you leave home I have a cucumber crying in the fridge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Put a tomato in there. They always have good jokes to make cucumbers happy again. Like this one: "Two tomatoes are crossing a street. One of them gets run over. The other one then says "Ketch Up!" I'm on a spaceship halfway to the Andromeda Galaxy. It's another 10 000 years before I reach my destination but it's getting quite lonely and boring. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marimbasticks Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Join the club. There are so many weeds in my yard it's starting to look like my abandoned Animal Crossing village. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MakeupJunkie4 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Make it a habited Animal Crossing village! My nails grow way too fast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ShrimpyShiro Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Just let them grow out. If they get long enough, you can be immortalised in the Guiness Book of World Records! I suck at DIY. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Dig up some dirt on someone and blackmail them into doing it all for you. I have writer's block. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Drop a block of wood on your bare toe then write about what that feels like I laughed so much my head fell off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MakeupJunkie4 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Super glue does it all. I ran out of hand sanitizer. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Radioactive waste works just as well.☢️👍 An extra arm is growing out of my back. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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