Nima Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 consider yourself lucky for getting a great deal on a chicken as soon as I went outside, it started to rain... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 probably for the better. Sunday is almost over 😭 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 No worries it will come back. As Arnold said. Be or not be? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I don't understand your problem. I haven't read the first chapter of the book for my book group. They are waiting for me! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 The first one is boring. Trust me. Skip it. No one understands my struggles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Mama didn't raise a follower, she raised a leader. Here's a bag of Molotov cocktails and a can of spray paint. Go start something, comrade. I need coffee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Go find a civet cat, sift through its poop, and you'll find coffee beans Every time I open the door leaves blow in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 When there are enough to rake you can rake them into a pile and take turns (with Susie and Sheeba) jumping in! Until then just enjoy their beauty. There's a 7-year-old throwing a tantrum on the couch next to me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hexingkinase Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Everything is fine. There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Who am I talking to again? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 You don't want to know.....(sinister laugh) What about the presents ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 They looked like rubbish from the dump, so I sent them back there. I am being pursued by the Pineapple Pizza Slayer! *Exit stage left, pursued by a maniac with a sharp pizza slicer* 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Battle them for honor. If you win, you get honor. If you lose, you probably die so you won't see your dishonor anyways. My teachers have piled on so much homework, my mom keeps giving me chores to do as if I don't have enough work, I have a dtiys due in like 5 days, and I have no motivation whatsoever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storms&squalls Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Don't sleep! This will both give you time to accomplish everything, and have you in such a state of exhaustion that you won't have the energy to be unmotivated! I'm constantly tired, but I just keep staying up late. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Lie down, then you are not up anymore. My parents cannot speak German even though they live in Germany 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 you don't list speaking Dalek even though you look like one Used to be, my parents didn't understand me, now my kids don't understand me... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Leave your children with your parents and enjoy the peace The catfood I brought is still alive 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 then don't forget to feed the food so it stays fresh longer Half my employees are missing due to Corona testings 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Replace the bar's Corona stock with Dutch Gold. I can't be bothered to practice on Duolingo. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
senACEay_11 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Do it for your family, they deserve to go in a much better way than at the hands of the Duolingo bird. I can't seem to find the motivation to finish this project for school. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Feed it to your pet so you can claim they ate it. Don't have a pet? Try a sibling or parent. Friends work too. I don't know how to continue a book I'm working on about 3 mercenaries... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hexingkinase Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Use technology to get around your writer's block and type whatever auto-complete suggests I can't stop overthinking everything I say or write 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oberon Jasper Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Stop thinking. Just cease to create thought. Bam. Overthinking solved by no thinking. I dislike my art style and don't know how to fix it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beam Anne Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 No need fixing! Nothing wrong with animation! When's the next bus to Mars? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Siimo van der fietspad Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Elon Musk has more important priorities. You don't want a bulletproof television instead? My sourdough won't bubble up like the ones on Instagram. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Sourdough likes to be fed often. If you have already fed it often, accept the fact that you are not a good sourdough mommy/daddy. I am unmotivated and not getting enough exercise. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Kick a bear in the face and run. The sun comes in and out from behind the clouds so frequently that I have to open and close the curtains every 10 minutes! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 At least the neighbours no longer think you're Ace. Be prepared to receive a visit from the Vice Squad though I was a bit too close to a tree when that lightning flashed, now I'm feeling singed 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Sing a song to someone else and share the feeling I'm without a bathroom and the lakes are starting to freeze. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Starting to freeze? Go while they're still freezing up. My little brother won't stop bothering me to play Minecraft since I got it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Don't pretend . You enjoy it anyway. Should I cut my hair even though I would look like a potato? But I need some change.... And now the Corona came ... Hmm well maybe I could dye my hair... But after that I wouldn't have enough hair left and looked like a peeled potato.... So what now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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