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consider yourself lucky for getting a great deal on a chicken 

 

as soon as I went outside, it started to rain...

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Go find a civet cat, sift through its poop, and you'll find coffee beans 

 

Every time I open the door leaves blow in

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When there are enough to rake you can rake them into a pile and take turns (with Susie and Sheeba) jumping in!  Until then just enjoy their beauty.

 

There's a 7-year-old throwing a tantrum on the couch next to me.

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Everything is fine. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

 

Who am I talking to again?

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They looked like rubbish from the dump, so I sent them back there.

 

I am being pursued by the Pineapple Pizza Slayer! *Exit stage left, pursued by a maniac with a sharp pizza slicer*

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sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ

Battle them for honor. If you win, you get honor. If you lose, you probably die so you won't see your dishonor anyways.

My teachers have piled on so much homework, my mom keeps giving me chores to do as if I don't have enough work, I have a dtiys due in like 5 days, and I have no motivation whatsoever

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storms&squalls

Don't sleep! This will both give you time to accomplish everything, and have you in such a state of exhaustion that you won't have the energy to be unmotivated!

 

I'm constantly tired, but I just keep staying up late.

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Lie down, then you are not up anymore. 

 

My parents cannot speak German even though they live in Germany

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you don't list speaking Dalek even though you look like one

 

Used to be, my parents didn't understand me, now my kids don't understand me...

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Leave your children with your parents and enjoy the peace 

 

The catfood I brought is still alive 

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then don't forget to feed the food so it stays fresh longer

 

Half my employees are missing due to Corona testings

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Replace the bar's Corona stock with Dutch Gold.

 

I can't be bothered to practice on Duolingo.

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Do it for your family, they deserve to go in a much better way than at the hands of the Duolingo bird.

 

I can't seem to find the motivation to finish this project for school.

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Oberon Jasper

Feed it to your pet so you can claim they ate it. Don't have a pet? Try a sibling or parent. Friends work too.

 

I don't know how to continue a book I'm working on about 3 mercenaries...

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Use technology to get around your writer's block and type whatever auto-complete suggests

 

I can't stop overthinking everything I say or write

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Oberon Jasper

Stop thinking. Just cease to create thought. Bam. Overthinking solved by no thinking.

 

I dislike my art style and don't know how to fix it.

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Siimo van der fietspad

Elon Musk has more important priorities. You don't want a bulletproof television instead?

 

My sourdough won't bubble up like the ones on Instagram.

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Sourdough likes to be fed often.  If you have already fed it often, accept the fact that you are not a good sourdough mommy/daddy.

 

I am unmotivated and not getting enough exercise.

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Kick a bear in the face and run.

 

The sun comes in and out from behind the clouds so frequently that I have to open and close the curtains every 10 minutes!

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At least the neighbours no longer think you're Ace. Be prepared to receive a visit from the Vice Squad though 

 

I was a bit too close to a tree when that lightning flashed, now I'm feeling singed 

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Sing a song to someone else and share the feeling

 

I'm without a bathroom and the lakes are starting to freeze.

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sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ

Starting to freeze? Go while they're still freezing up.

 

My little brother won't stop bothering me to play Minecraft since I got it.

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Don't pretend . You enjoy it anyway. 

 

Should I cut my hair even though I would look like a potato? But I need some change.... And now the Corona came ...

Hmm well maybe I could dye my hair... But after that I wouldn't have enough hair left and looked like a peeled potato.... 

So what now 

 

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