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MultiFandomAce

Suspend some ice cubes in the air to cool down the breeze!

 

My neighbors dog never stops barking

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sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ

Bark back to assert dominance. You are stronger.

 

We have too much food and yet there's nothing to eat

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Feliciti0

than you should start cooking for humans already 😁

 

Cold feet.....

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Skycaptain

Take up firewalking 

 

My toenails are now on fire 

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pickles mcgee

Stick each foot into one of your cold, cold armpits.  Good for flexibility too.

 

Soooooo...tiiiiiiired...buuuut...haaaave...twoooo...moooore...stuuuudents...tooodaaaay... 

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Andrea KF

Use them as cushions

 

The bills are piling up. The bank account is drying up

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sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ

Juice the bills and use the juice to moisten your bank account.

 

I feel so unmotivated.

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Skycaptain

Sit on a porcupine, that'll get you moving 

 

The sliced ham in my fridge has just eaten three tomatoes and half a cucumber 

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senACEay_11

Eat the ham, then it'll seem like you also ate the tomatoes and the half of a cucumber.

 

I am running out of toothpaste, but I'm too lazy to go to the store.

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pickles mcgee

So many substitutes!  Your finger, hair gel, mayonnaise, baking soda--the list is almost endless.

 

Interrupting kids here.

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storms&squalls

Just scream a little bit louder every time they interrupt you. They'll get the message.

 

So much homework!!

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Skycaptain

Get a smaller house 

 

My electricity cable has a leak 

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pickles mcgee

That's what straws are for.

 

Both my students are on Zoom meetings with their teachers and classmates at the same time.  Sooo loud.  Dueling loudness!!!

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sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ

Have the loudness duel to the death. Then at least you'll only have one loudness.

 

I drunk ginger ale while eating some spicy chili

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Feliciti0

They say they compliment each other but its not really helping the heat to. So be carefull. 

 

I lost my phone

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pickles mcgee

Have the department store call for it over the intercom.

 

I gots to pee!

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Skycaptain

Join the Q

 

People keep accusing me of having a dirty mind 

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senACEay_11

Well, you already got your ace license taken away for being rude, so I don't blame them.

 

I have a difficult piece I have to play soon.

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pickles mcgee

Just say the dog ate it. Feed it to the dog for good measure.

 

I have a terrible sweet tooth.

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sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ

Just eat it! Tastes sweet after all.

 

I'm panicking about getting stuff done bit still procrastinating.

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pickles mcgee

May I suggest a nap?  It's hard to panic and sleep at the same time.

 

My favorite relatives live in a state where the numbers of Covid cases are sharply rising.  I had hoped to visit them for Thanksgiving.

 

 

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Skycaptain

Just covideo chat with them 

 

I've broken out in neon-green blotches 

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pickles mcgee

That is one of my favorite colors.  So jelly!

 

4 a.m. here...can't sleep...

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Feliciti0

Count the sheeps.

 

I need more money 💰

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Aceade

Rob all of the banks.

 

I can't figure out what the square root of -1 upon 0 is!

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hexingkinase

Make up an answer; that's what imaginary numbers are for.

 

My Wi-Fi keeps disconnecting and it's getting on my nerves 

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pickles mcgee

Good riddance!  Join an Amish community.  They will welcome you with open arms.

 

I'll be late to work if I take time for a shower right now.  But...stinky!

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sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ

Get splashed by a car driving through a giant puddle on the way there so you have an excuse to go home and shower.

 

My brother hates my amazing science jokes.

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Skycaptain

He's just revoltaing against your wit

 

My cats are jealous of my partner 

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pickles mcgee

Put up inspirational poster: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."  They'll catch the drift.

 

Trump's mouth looks like a sucker fish.  It disturbs me.

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