hexingkinase Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Stay safe by teleporting away from anyone who gets too close I forgot what I was going to say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Silence is golden. My allergies are giving me a very sore throat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Sounds like you need medication. I want to fix my issues, but I don’t know what they are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Your tongue is an OBD port. Hold a USB cable against the tip, connect it to your computer. Search" brain fault codes " and it will download everything. Software available from the G.L.Y.N homeshopping channel I have a Native American friend. I was making them a hot drink and when the kettle boiled the vapour made what looked like a smoke signal calling them a rude name 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Cook water in a ice box, it does not cause steam. My house is burning 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Join the club. Am I allowed to fire dance again now? https://m.imgur.com/9H7iL8A Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Yes, fire sterilizes the air and is very helpful against SARS-COVs I have no idea what problem to write 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Hmmm, that is a problem. I don't want to do my housework, but I should. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PorcupineOfDoom Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Attach a brush to your cat's tail and they'll clean up for you. Nico Hulkenberg qualified last for tomorrow's grand prix 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylenzo Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 a big enough bribe will fix anything My school doesn't recognise pride Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hexingkinase Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Try one of the other deadly sins, like wrath or gluttony. I don't have any motivation 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 At least you know the reason why. I hope I get a prize for uncovering a mystery. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylenzo Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 unfortunately the Russians don't like your spying I had way too many sweets and my stomach is displeased 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 They must have been sugar-free. Why has a new member accused me of spying? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylenzo Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Maybe they caught you listening through the door to them and their wife last night Can I get a coffee refill? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I prefer tea. Why does @Sylenzo still have 0 post count? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylenzo Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 These posts aren't real. You're hallucinating What is the meaning of life? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Sylenzo has not yet ventured into the threads where posts count. Please read the ToS before responding in future. Ninja'd! Fortunately, life just IS. I need to be carried to bed and tucked in. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Summon up an army of ants, they'll help I'm going hiking this afternoon, but my legs hurt 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sylenzo Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Use someone else's legs instead My ceiling is leaking water 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Drink them I am dead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Shut up and rest in peace then! Weird mushrooms are growing in my backyard. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Eat them. You can eat all mushrooms, even when some only once. I cannot rest in peace. Some children are disturbing my grave. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Children have short attention spans; they will move along soon enough. My kitty wants to eat all the time now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Give him food as much he wants, when he eat too much, he will die of gastric rupture and eat nothing anymore. When the children are gone, new are coming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Emigrate, it's your only escape My cats can control the heating settings and now I'm always too hot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Well, it's good! You can control all men around you. I cannot write in qwertz keybord, because I am used to qwerty and I am now living in Germany 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Move out of Germany. It's snowing but it's only October. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PorcupineOfDoom Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Contribute more to global warming until there's no more snow ever. Currently suffering from writer's block. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 all writers have a block. what else should they write on? if you can't handle paper, you need a new hobby my kid is talking my ear off! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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