Tarelenion Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Use a saw blade instead (they look the same) I hate the world Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 There are new worlds on sale at G.L.Y.N.'s. Also out of stock, unfortunately. They are on backorder, so maybe give them...6 years or so? I took my sleeping pill 20 minutes ago so the typing keys are starting to swim before my eyes. I'm really doing quite good at this given my current condition... blerg... drool... Zzzzzz... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Try not to drool all over the keyboard. I stabbed someone with a saw blade to measure their feelings. I think the reading would have been pretty high if it had a way of calculating the level of feeling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Well, i think what you did was atrocious! You never kill! at least not without having a full system of measurement for pain, wait i'll build one and then we can kill some people. I have my file of measuring pain, any place i can test it? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 The White House, Washington DC. The CIA are after me 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Start chasing after them while screaming 'I'm it, remember?' Now you're playing tag with the CIA. Mom told me to vacuum but I don't wanna 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 You can tell her you’ll do it if she lends you her pain gauge. Could someone lend me their pain guage? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I'm it, remember?? Now I'm playing chase with iCicero. The ecovillage is looking shanty townish, and none of the mess is mine. Cookie sheets of drying grapes that have been out there for weeks in downpour or shine, balls, buckets, tarps, tea towels... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 What else do you expect from a hippie commune? Is it possible to assert dominance without touching anyone or saying anything? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Yes, turn into a cat I tried that, and now my fur is all wet 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 "Wet fur" sounds like an innuendo. Typical you I got lost in the wrong part of town, where all the insufferable rich brats live. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 You can still say hi to them I don't have any more boxes to pack into.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Do you need to hide? I’ve found a pain gauge, but it turns out that it can turn the pain into confusion. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Wait! Now I'm confused. What do you mean? My di... mixer stick broke 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Reparo! HELP I HAVE STRANDED ON MARS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdy_akaashi Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Call an Uber the world is on fire 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Join @Tarelerion on Mars. I keep waking up late 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 You just need to reset the clock, from 11 AM to 6 AM There's rumours of werewolves in my neighbourhood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Are you sure you’re not the werewolf? How do you know if you’re a werewolf? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Because you re not. Vampire or fairy. I am stuck in one house with a couple which have some problems and the atmosphere is getting worse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Sounds like they need to be asked existential questions. My eyes feel weird. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 you look weird too. how do I know which forum to put my questions in? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Try one question in each forum, and if you are not banned, those are the forums for you. Banned! I have a sweet tooth. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarelenion Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Eat it I don't want to write here 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Then don’t. I have rewired my brain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 You used up all the wire! Please replace what you have used. Wire on sale at Target. I'm chilly, but don't like coffee, the very essence of this thread. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I guess you’re not a Finn at heart then. I don’t like coffee or vodka, but I don’t really feel the cold, does that mean I can’t be a Finn? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Just call yourself Huckleberry My palms grow hairs every full moon 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 You lucky thing! The more hairs the better. The goal is to have as furry of paws as Susie and Sheeba. I'm a perfectionist, but can't remember if I've gotten the cats' names right. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 That's fine they are coming for the food not for the names. What should I do in life to feel fulfilled ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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