N8ty L3asT Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Learn to be satisfied by this. My allergy medicine hasn’t kicked in yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 To pass the time learn to fly using your sneezes as jet propulsion. I went to find @Man of the Stoain the graveyard, but he just sang Thriller in my face and ran off, now the zombies are digging graves in my garden to give themselves a place to nap before continuing their quest! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 I do hope You recorded it. I can't keep from crying sometimes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 Use it to water the garden I didn't record it :'( 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 (edited) get some wine, after a while you'll only be wining. Then have some cheese... Since the kids are quarantined from school, they sleep all day and play all night... Edited April 27, 2020 by Nima ninjad. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Oh, so You're the neighbour of @Man of the Stoa? But I really don't see the problem here. Just stay up and play all night yourself. I've heard there's a lot of fun going on at the graveyard after dark. I can't stand he rain against my window. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 just open the window and the sound will be replaced by rain against your floor instead. My S.O. doesn't want us to have pets 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Have your S.O. wear a collar and leash and rename them Fido I ran out of beer 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 Mix mud with water it will look very similar (and taste very similar :p ) For alcohol content add a dash of hand sanitiser (Don't DO this!) I ran out of nori (sushi seaweed) and the supermarket doesn't have any left 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 You can always use toilet paper instead. You did buy 50 rolls last month like everybody else, right? My TV stopped working. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 Paint your walls and then sit there and watch them dry. My cat needs dental work done, and it's going to be expensive, but of course I'll pay it, he's my world. But, how can I easily make more money? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marimbasticks Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 You should invest in Bitcoin. I keep misreading "aromantic" as "aromatic". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 Just assume everyone and everything that smells good experiences no romantic attraction, and all of us aros smell amazing, which we obviously do. That way, there is no need for you to make a distinction between the words It's too warm, but I can't be bothered getting up to turn the heating down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MakeupJunkie4 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion said: Just assume everyone and everything that smells good experiences no romantic attraction, and all of us aros smell amazing, which we obviously do. That way, there is no need for you to make a distinction between the words It's too warm, but I can't be bothered getting up to turn the heating down. Sit on a block of ice! My hair always gets snarled when I wake up. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Take everything that isn't appealing and blend it all together into a smoothie! Now you can't know that anything in it is unappealing, because you can't tell what any of it is anymore! The groundskeeper keeps scaring away all my dates with his ghost stories. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 If they're that scary, write them all down and make a book. It's raining and I have no waterproof clothing 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MakeupJunkie4 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Tomato juice. Fill it with tomato juice. Floor to ceiling. My neighbor's kid won't stop singing "Don't Stop Believing" at the top of their lungs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Move to a new neighborhood. My goldfish doesn’t like me, I know it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle Underdark Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 It probably knows something you don't. You should think less of yourself. I'm scared of pickles. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Take a huge bite out of the biggest one to show all those pickles who's boss. That'll learn 'em. Correcting people who inadvertently misgender me gets a little awkward. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 Open all the windows and scream at the birds as loud as you can, this will make them realise how unpleasant this is, they will learn their lesson and stop My permanent migrain aura is getting in the way of seeing my computer screen 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Then you can't use computers anymore. Write down what you want to post on AVEN and send it in a letter to me. I promise I'll upload it. It's snowing rather much outside. It's the end of april for gods sake. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle Underdark Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Make it the end of January. My face itches. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Tell your face to knock it off or it will face the consequences. My phone’s battery doesn’t last as long as it used to. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 Get a time machine, go back to when you first got your phone and steal it from yourself I want a fluffier carpet, but I live in a rental property, and I am not planning on moving 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Order it again. As soon as you do, the first one will show up, especially if the thing is nonrefundable. I'm hungry but don't want to go get food. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Learn to do the Summoning Charm from Harry Potter so you never have to move out of your chair again. Stubbed my toe on my nightstand 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WobblyWallaby Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Stub the same toe on your other foot so that you can walk normally again Every time I go for a run one of my neighbors cat calls me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Just give them the old kitty face scratch and I bet they won't do it again. I'm super bloated. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ca$hrina Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Poke yourself with a needle so you explode and won't be bloated anymore. I have a ton of work to do, I'm tired and it's 5am already. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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