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Coffee and a Lack of Empathy (game)

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iCicero

That sounds like a good maths question to ask primary school kids.

 

I’ve freed a bunch of circus animals, but they don’t want to leave their cages.

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Skycaptain

Move into the cages yourself, either they'll move out or you have new pets 

 

The local pub won't serve my pet tiger 

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50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple

complain of acephobia, do they server the tigers of others, I BET THEY DO!

 

my friend is gluten intolerant and therefore can't eat cake, would they be safe to come out to?

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Skycaptain

That's perfect, you can eat all the cake 😁😁

 

I started exercising to deal with a surfeit of cake. Now my feet hurt 

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iCicero

The pain is the cake leaving your body. 

 

I'm getting stopped and searched for riding an elephant into town. 

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