N8ty L3asT Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Maybe get dog diapers, one of these days they might shart. There’s two jackets I really like, they’re pretty much the same besides color. Should I buy both. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marimbasticks Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Obviously not. You should probably do a coin flip. My neighbor likes to burn incense at night and it wafts through my window and wakes me up. It smells like ham and cheese and I hate it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 make your house airtight, install a glass roof and a cooling system on a closed air circuit. Use the light coming through the skylight to grow trees and plants to provide you with food and oxygen, and never leave I'm tired Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Get yourself a waterbed. By the time it's made you sea-sick you won't notice that you're tired My kettle swears at me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Stop using alcohol and start using hallucinogenics instead. Your loved ones will look like horrible dinosaurs. I should go outside but that's scary. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Buy one of those giant plastic bubbles to walk around in to keep yourself safe. I need to do laundry 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiveLaugh(Love?) Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Wait until your clothes stink terribly and someone does the laundry for you so you'll stop smelling. I have no cell phone reception. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 21 hours ago, Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion said: Example Player 1 Advice I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side Player 2 Damage the diodes on your right hand side so they hurt too, now you're nice and even. Poor Marvin! Go outside, then you won't have WLAN either. I have allergies and there is so much pollen outside! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Man of the Stoa Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Send a written note by carrier pigeon. My neighbor's punk kids keep breaking my windows when they play baseball Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiveLaugh(Love?) Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 @All the little LightsPassenger fan? Adopt your own punk kids to break the neighbors windows. My dog barks everytime a squirrel runs by the window. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 @LiveLaugh(Love?) yes but I also just like it as a (user)name take a squirrel inside so they will bark all the time I'm soo tired 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 I know a good amphetamine dealer 👍 The police is after me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 You chase them right back! My hand is cramping from my writing position. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zectarash Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Try writing with your feet! I'm bored. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Try to see how many Lima beans you can fit up your nose. My cable is out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiveLaugh(Love?) Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Call it on the phone and tell it come home. I'm baking a cake but am out of sugar!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Man of the Stoa Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Use something else that's white and granular, like salt or crack. My neighbor's punk kids keep sacrificing virgins on their handmade altar to Astaroth 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Unleash the Echidnas Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 No worries, that's normal. A band I really like streamed a concert yesterday for donations. Awesome three hour long set with good song picks, some new songs from their work in progress album, lots of question and answer with the audience through chat, and some witty jokes and stories. I can't stop fangirling but the show was an 11 person indoor gathering without distancing or PPE. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 It's fine, they're just trying to get their songs to go viral. I'm mildly vulnerable to the virus, so not allowed to the supermarket. I have deliveries, but being stuck inside absolutely all the time is hard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiveLaugh(Love?) Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Tear down your house or apartment and live outside. @Man of the Stoa sent their neighbors punk kids to bother me instead. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Unleash the Echidnas Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Make sure they go back to @Man of the Stoa's and get their altar to Astaraoth. 4 hours ago, Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion said: It's fine, they're just trying to get their songs to go viral. I'm worried that instead of getting their songs to go viral the virus will go to the songs, keeping the new album from having more beautiful three part harmonies like the band's previous albums. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Get drunk again tomorrow to delay the hangover. I have a huge project to work on but I don't want to do it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 zoom call the teacher/boss/client the project is for, don't wear any pants or underwear and then, just as they are about to tell you to hurry app and do the project, flash them. They will be so embarrased they won't call you back for at least a week and will leave you alone to get it done I don't have time to type a problem out, I have to go answer the door 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Man of the Stoa Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Take your time typing something out anyway. By making your guest wait at the door, you exert dominance over them and subtly remind them that they're in your domain. My neighbor's punk kids' sacrifices have finally gone heeded, and a nightmarish being of blood and shadow and sinew has emerged from the bowels of the abyss 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Unleash the Echidnas Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Perfect! Give the nightmarish being some tea and cake and loan them your computer so they can post in definition debate threads. A drunk guy told me to do something with someone else's post but I'm not an admod. Is it safe to use new chat to ask for help or will the notifications jabberwock come for me? (@Mackenzie Holiday) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 Avoid this problem ever occuring by volunteering as an admod on all pages and forums you ever visit. Mount a hostile takeover of any who refuse you I tried to fill in an online survey about disability but I am vision impaired and it wasn't accessible to my talking magnifier or screen reader technology. Apart from appreciating the irony, what should I do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Man of the Stoa Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Just squint real hard and make your best guess of what it's asking. My neighbor's punk kids took the tea and cake that I was trying to offer the abomination. Now the great horror from beyond has made its way to a nearby cemetery and reanimating the bodies of the dead, who make cries of agony and beg to be released back into death as their rotting forms shamble under the watchful control of the foul hadean entity 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Go join them in the cemetery and sing Thriller. My college is giving me serious anxiety because they haven't given me my financial aid package yet. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 Go steal those tea and cakes off Man's neighbour's punk kids, this should keep you going in the meantime There are zombies crashing through my garden seaking the abomonation that raised them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Easy. Call @Man of the Stoa. I can get no satisfaction 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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