Skycaptain Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Join the Q People keep accusing me of having a dirty mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
senACEay_11 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Well, you already got your ace license taken away for being rude, so I don't blame them. I have a difficult piece I have to play soon. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Just say the dog ate it. Feed it to the dog for good measure. I have a terrible sweet tooth. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Just eat it! Tastes sweet after all. I'm panicking about getting stuff done bit still procrastinating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 May I suggest a nap? It's hard to panic and sleep at the same time. My favorite relatives live in a state where the numbers of Covid cases are sharply rising. I had hoped to visit them for Thanksgiving. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Just covideo chat with them I've broken out in neon-green blotches 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 That is one of my favorite colors. So jelly! 4 a.m. here...can't sleep... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Count the sheeps. I need more money 💰 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Rob all of the banks. I can't figure out what the square root of -1 upon 0 is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hexingkinase Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Make up an answer; that's what imaginary numbers are for. My Wi-Fi keeps disconnecting and it's getting on my nerves 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Good riddance! Join an Amish community. They will welcome you with open arms. I'll be late to work if I take time for a shower right now. But...stinky! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Get splashed by a car driving through a giant puddle on the way there so you have an excuse to go home and shower. My brother hates my amazing science jokes. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 He's just revoltaing against your wit My cats are jealous of my partner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Put up inspirational poster: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." They'll catch the drift. Trump's mouth looks like a sucker fish. It disturbs me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storms&squalls Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Buy a bunch of fish. You'll get used to it. I can't decide how to shelve my books. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Oh, they of little imagination! Unstable towers rising from the floor is the way to go. I can't find my Goo Gone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hexingkinase Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 You need the Goo Gone Finder! Sold separately for a few payments of $9.95 I need to tighten a screw but I don't have the right screwdriver Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Use the left screwdriver. It's getting dark too early here now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 try driving west each evening as fast as you can, you'll have a longer day my store ran out of my favorite wine 😢 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hexingkinase Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Buy a good brand of grape juice, add yeast and let it ferment. If the alcohol content is high enough, you'll probably forget about the wine. I feel like crying but I have work to do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Do both on your back in bed. That way you can cry without tears falling all over your work. The bat I'm trying to befriend just won't budge. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 You can be friends with a stationary bat. Unless you meant it won't budge in its feelings of antipathy towards you. In that case you are out of luck. I tried driving west to enjoy a longer day but quickly wound up in the Pacific Ocean. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storms&squalls Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Then swim. I really hate daylight savings time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 A move is in order. Arizona can accommodate you (stay away from the yellow areas): When I'm supposed to have a lack of empathy, instead I give really good advice. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 How could you....? I need an inspiration 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storms&squalls Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 I think you can order those on Amazon. I keep procrastinating. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 You procrastinate your procrastination, and the two cancel out thus anti-crastinating. I keep waking up late. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BodhranBace Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 reset your clocks a few hours late so you wake up on time. I keep getting nosebleeds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storms&squalls Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Remove your nose. Then it won't be a problem anymore. My sister always runs into the bathroom right before I can go in. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Your not shivering, your trembling with antici-pation I opened a boiled egg and a baby chicken has run across the kitchen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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