pickles. Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 I would be sympathetic if I knew what that meant, but I have no idea and can't be bothered to google. I think I must be feeding a tapeworm that has taken up residence in my cat, because she has been eating for two lately. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Congratulations to the new member of your family! Everytime I shower I start to sing horribly. I can't help it and don't know how to stop. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Record it, and play it back to yourself repeatly I have no coffee 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 No coffee, no sympathy from me. (Especially since you are holding up the Guess the Word! game.) It's 1:00 am in Portland and my eyes are burning embers in my head. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 @ms. mortricia, FTFY 🎂 🎂 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Yes the embers as a jewelry it would be original I am home alone... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
senACEay_11 Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Are you sure? I don't know what to do about my unaccepting family. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Unaccept them right back! I'm stuck in this small closet in somebodys home. How do I get out of here? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Are you sure you want to go out ? I need n inspiration Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Embrace your boring side. Netflix and chill. I have to get up early tomorrow. That's in just 11 hours! 😬 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 That's OK, six hours until bedtime, no problem My cats can open the door, letting their friends in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Ban your cats for having friends. I keep waking up late and almost missing class. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Almost never counts The autumn is getting colder 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Throw a pumpkin pie spice latte in the air to warm it up. It's not even getting cold here. The breeze is still hot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MultiFandomAce Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Suspend some ice cubes in the air to cool down the breeze! My neighbors dog never stops barking 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Bark back to assert dominance. You are stronger. We have too much food and yet there's nothing to eat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 than you should start cooking for humans already 😁 Cold feet..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Take up firewalking My toenails are now on fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Stick each foot into one of your cold, cold armpits. Good for flexibility too. Soooooo...tiiiiiiired...buuuut...haaaave...twoooo...moooore...stuuuudents...tooodaaaay... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Use them as cushions The bills are piling up. The bank account is drying up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Juice the bills and use the juice to moisten your bank account. I feel so unmotivated. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Sit on a porcupine, that'll get you moving The sliced ham in my fridge has just eaten three tomatoes and half a cucumber Quote Link to post Share on other sites
senACEay_11 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Eat the ham, then it'll seem like you also ate the tomatoes and the half of a cucumber. I am running out of toothpaste, but I'm too lazy to go to the store. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 So many substitutes! Your finger, hair gel, mayonnaise, baking soda--the list is almost endless. Interrupting kids here. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storms&squalls Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Just scream a little bit louder every time they interrupt you. They'll get the message. So much homework!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Get a smaller house My electricity cable has a leak 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 That's what straws are for. Both my students are on Zoom meetings with their teachers and classmates at the same time. Sooo loud. Dueling loudness!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Have the loudness duel to the death. Then at least you'll only have one loudness. I drunk ginger ale while eating some spicy chili Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fell Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 They say they compliment each other but its not really helping the heat to. So be carefull. I lost my phone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pickles. Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Have the department store call for it over the intercom. I gots to pee! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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