Phantasmal Fingers Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Microwave it. @Mz Terry has turned into a genteel psychopath who keeps trampling all over anything that isn't blue! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Since you're aware, you know to stay away from her. I've volunteered to burn @Mz Terry's house down due to the fly problem, but I'm stuck in traffic. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 I don't live anywhere near her or I'd happily pop round with a flaming brand or a molotov cocktail. 🙂 Still, I suppose I could put a sign in the window saying "Torch Terry Towers!" What do you think? @Mz Terry keeps trampling on all my lovely red things! 🙁 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Before we burn down Terry Towers perhaps we should warn @Mole? He'll probably be in the cellar eating marmalade. We don't want him to end up as toast... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 There's nothing you can do but surrender to the blue invasion. My room is too hot at night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 If it's Red Hot, watch out for Mz Terry! I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Don't do anything, because blue is obviously superior. I'm tired. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Who isn't? I can't think of anything creative, for some reason. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anommamous Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Then think of something creative for no reason. I need a safety pin, but there isn't one around. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Those things aren't safe, hence there's no way you could need a safety pin. I'm sure there's a normal pin around though. I am unable to eat crackers while I wait for the orthodontist to have a look because he put a cheek retractor on me and left. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Buy a drink with one of those squeezy tops to drink from instead. I don't understand why people buy water guns when drinks with squeezy tops are just as effective. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Coolness factor I can't open my new stapler's packaging. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 That's what happens when you buy the economy model. For £1.99 more you get it in a box that opens 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 i paid £2 more to get a box for my stationary that works, but now i find out the stapler is refusing to close, anyone know how much that will cost me? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 That sounds like a good maths question to ask primary school kids. I’ve freed a bunch of circus animals, but they don’t want to leave their cages. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Move into the cages yourself, either they'll move out or you have new pets The local pub won't serve my pet tiger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
50ShadesOfGreyAndPurple Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 complain of acephobia, do they server the tigers of others, I BET THEY DO! my friend is gluten intolerant and therefore can't eat cake, would they be safe to come out to? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 That's perfect, you can eat all the cake 😁😁 I started exercising to deal with a surfeit of cake. Now my feet hurt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 The pain is the cake leaving your body. I'm getting stopped and searched for riding an elephant into town. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Just a Quail Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Don't let that stop you! Have your elephant step over anyone who wishes to deter you. I can't beat a boss in a video game I'm playing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Throw the game console out of the window, then go after it and beat it with a baseball bat. That'll show it who's the boss. I bought a pullover that doesn't fit. It's too small. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Wear it as a stylish belt instead. I blended hot cheetos and gave it to my friends as a smoothie. Now she's mad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Maybe that's because you didn't give her a straw. I want a jelly doughnut but can't get it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Just a Quail Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Train a pet to go get one for you! I'm tempted to spend money on stuff I don't need. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Why would you spend money on stuff you don’t need? Can people have ideas without a question in mind? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 is that rhetorical? I forgot something at the store but I'm already wearing jammies... 😩 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grey-Ace Ventura Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Slather on the pb and get back in there, champ I'm thirsty but don't want to walk all the way to the lobby to get water 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Call the firefighters and tell them your office is burning. My feet stinks terrible 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aquatic Paradox Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 You could use some shoe spray as deodorant. Why can’t rhetorical questions be answered? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sSevenOfSpadeƧƨ Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Why not answer them anyways to be rebellious? I gave my friend a straw but she's still mad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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