Guest Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 I never liked those jokes nor do I understand their origins, but I'm just curious to know other asexual-themed jokes of humor. Thanks again. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Garlic bread? Never heard of garlic bread jokes in an asexual content. I am now intrigued. Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Homer said: Garlic bread? Never heard of garlic bread jokes in an asexual content. I am now intrigued. Yeah some people really like garlic bread. It was a meme a few years ago I believe, so that’s likely where it came from... 🤔 Link to post Share on other sites
LeChat Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Quote ...The AVEN forum has a long tradition of welcoming new members with cake, it is commonly used to greet newcomers in the Welcome Lounge and AVENchat. Since its creation as an emote in 2003, it has become an informal symbol of asexuality and is often referred to in asexual-related blogs and other asexual media. Cake is also given for congratulations, comfort, or when a poster does something particularly asexy. How it all started The cake emoticon was first suggested in this thread on June 23rd, 2004, and drawn on the same day by Live R Perfect. The tradition, and popularity of cake on AVEN had been around for some time before then, as evidenced here and here, at the end of 2003... From http://wiki.asexuality.org/Cake. It explains the "cake" origins. (I don't really know what "asexy" means.) I've never heard of garlic bread jokes, either. I don't really know any other asexual jokes that don't involve cake; maybe that could be a joke, as in an asexual saying, "Jokes? What jokes?" Link to post Share on other sites
Scottthespy Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Any form of pun using 'ace', my favorite being "Don't worry, I've got an ace up both my sleeves." Friendly disparagement..."GAWD I just want to get laid, but every one's either clingy or a psycho or ghosts you after five messages." "You make me increasingly happy I don't have to deal with this sort of crap." (I usually end up saying this one to my mom.) Self disparagement..."Yea me and my SO are into (kink), we're so deviant." "Well y'know, you could say I'm the most deviant sexuality of all, since all the other sexualities are at least having some kind of sex." (use this one at work all the time). Knock knock! Who's there? Ace. Ace who? Me! Link to post Share on other sites
BlakeTheNightowl~ Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 asexuals give no fucks 😂😂 Link to post Share on other sites
Auld_Mulk Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 ineffable. meaning: 1. Incapable of being expressed in words; unspeakable; unutterable; inexpressible 2. Not to be uttered; taboo (the invisible sexuality) 3. in-F' -able. (the pun) We Aces are ineffable. T-shirt Link to post Share on other sites
SorryNotSorry Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 This one is close to 40 years old, but got me nearly 150 likes. Q: how can you pick out an asexual man in a nudist colony? A: it's not hard. (The butt of the joke was originally a blind man) Link to post Share on other sites
Abîme Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 On 4/8/2020 at 1:09 AM, Blake23 said: asexuals give no fucks 😂😂 Or don't fuck around. You can buy these joke-themed T-shirts online I think https://www.amazon.com/Asexuals-Around-T-shirt-Funny-Pride/dp/B07JMFQNCQ Link to post Share on other sites
Janus the Fox Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 I recommend the JFF forum, often the jokes mean next to nothing because Asexuality can mean next to or no sexuality. Link to post Share on other sites
Nylocke Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 I mean I just like the garlic itself XD Though maybe I might attempted a garlic bread spread because Miyoko did post one online somewhere xD Link to post Share on other sites
ace of kates Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Okay but like... garlic bread is just delicious, idk how it relates to asexuality but GARLIC BREAD IS AMAZING xD Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyMongoose555 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 On 4/7/2020 at 6:01 PM, Homer said: Garlic bread? Never heard of garlic bread jokes in an asexual content. I am now intrigued. Go to Reddit's ace community, garlic bread there is what cake is here Link to post Share on other sites
Silme Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Why has no one seen the garlic bread stuff? What else do you eat before cake? Link to post Share on other sites
Auld_Mulk Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 @Silme a breakfast pastry of choice precedes cake, which one is highly controversial within these forums. cough waffles cough ... aaa-sometimes french toast-choooo Link to post Share on other sites
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