Acetheist Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Let's "solve" the covid pandemic! Anything from semi-logical to completely absurd, small scale to global solutions. We'll make the headlines read "AVENites Save the World!" I know a lot of us are stuck in our homes and/or stressed about this outbreak, so I thought it would be nice to have have some fun at the virus's expense. (I don't know if anyone has done this yet so let me know if you know) Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I take it nobody's a fan of this one? 😜 Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 COVID-19 has been renamed CORVID-19 and now is ejected out the body as a flock of 19 crows. Crows have now become a staple food source, and have solved world hunger. Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Outbeaks of Corvids are nothing to crow about. Although some people act like raven loonies. Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, daveb said: Outbeaks of Corvids are nothing to crow about. Although some people act like raven loonies. Now I'm wishing I made this a "pun away the virus" thread 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jade Cross Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, RoseGoesToYale said: I take it nobody's a fan of this one? 😜 ✋ Link to post Share on other sites
CajunAce Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Flying to Mars Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Acetheist said: Now I'm wishing I made this a "pun away the virus" thread 😂 You can't pun away from coronavirus. Everybody's under quarant-meme. Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 Why spend money on ventilators and masks when we could just buy bubbles for everyone! "You get a bubble! And you get a bubble etc. etc." The social distancing is built in Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Mass hypnosis. Then everybody'll be like "What virus?" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Toilet paper people's houses, and if there are any trees on the property get those too. They want toilet paper so let's give them some. Better yet, give them fake toilet paper; cut up some copier rolls and fling those. Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, RoseGoesToYale said: Mass hypnosis. Then everybody'll be like "What virus?" Everyone will be wondering why they have so much dang toilet paper and hand sanitizer! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 A machine is built that turns everyone into plants. Virus? Gone. Planet? Thriving. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 hour ago, RoseGoesToYale said: You can't pun away from coronavirus. Everybody's under quarant-meme. Link to post Share on other sites
Ashmedai Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Who needs masks, the only thing that keeps us all safe is toilet paper. Link to post Share on other sites
uhtred Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, RoseGoesToYale said: I take it nobody's a fan of this one? 😜 Its the only way to be sure Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 hours ago, RoseGoesToYale said: I take it nobody's a fan of this one? 😜 Donald Trump is, that's a photo of his dunny every morning 😋 Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 @Lichley, CORVID-19 Was the Labour campaign for the last UK election, and that's doomed us 😋😋 Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 10 hours ago, uhtred said: Its the only way to be sure from orbit, of course Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 Foolproof plan: let's unleash flying sharks and chainsaws upon the virus. Spoiler There's no way it could go wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Arodash said: Alternativly we infect Chuck Norris with it and then the Virus needs to be quarentined Oh my gosh, you actually solved the problem! Let's call the WHO and hope Chuck Norris finds us (we all know you don't look for him, he looks for you). Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 @Arodash I just think it'd be chill to be a tree. Peaceful. 😄 Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Arodash said: Rise of the tree people I dub thee "Treeple" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 @Arodash @Acetheist You'll make great treeple. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 @Arodash A fine choice. Link to post Share on other sites
dangerousPerson Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Blow up the sun. No more corona. Link to post Share on other sites
Gloomy Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Wrap yourself up in toilet paper like a mummy. That’ll show that virus who’s boss. Link to post Share on other sites
SithLord Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Everyone just needs to stop all social activities in person everywhere with everyone. Form a bubble or a cubicle at home alone. No more significant others, no more children, no more going to the store (order essentials delivered via drone), no more working around other people, etc. Stop interacting with anyone and everyone except for online. Link to post Share on other sites
Acetheist Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Gloomy said: Wrap yourself up in toilet paper like a mummy. That’ll show that virus who’s boss. And for an extra precaution, your pets too 😁 Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Acetheist said: Foolproof plan: let's unleash flying sharks and chainsaws upon the virus. Reveal hidden contents There's no way it could go wrong. Ah I remember that movie. Good times. Who knew watching all of those cheesy disaster movies comes in handy at a time like this Link to post Share on other sites
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