tiptoenail Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 None of the above - What kind of a silly goose would eat pizza with a spoon or a fork Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 What kind of silly answers are those? I eat my pizza with chopsticks, straight out of the glass! Link to post Share on other sites
Fenyxash Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Fork, knife and fork, or no cutlery. Who uses a spoon to eat pizza? Link to post Share on other sites
Zagadka Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Woah there, people take how to eat a pizza very seriously. I've seen some severe reactions to people eating pizza with a fork. The Internet is a wild place. Link to post Share on other sites
Auld_Mulk Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 SPORK! Spoiler ... i feel invalidated... no, not really just shitposting. Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Plork 😉 Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Cardboard box, hands... how else??? Link to post Share on other sites
SithLord Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I dump it straight into my mouth from the box it comes in. Link to post Share on other sites
Gloomy Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I actually have eaten pizza with a fork and a knife so my hands didn’t get greasy. Link to post Share on other sites
Zagadka Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 In the hypothetical situation that I ended up in a fancy restaurant and ordered a fancy pizza, I honestly don't know what I would do. Probably fork? But would feel dirty. I think I'd rather have sex. (a line I can only use here) Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I snort it. Link to post Share on other sites
everywhere and nowhere Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 20 minutes ago, Emmz said: Fork, knife and fork, or no cutlery. I hate eating pizza with bare hands. And I'm double-left-handed enough that my fingers sometimes hurt from cutting pizza, but I will still not eat it with bare hands. Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I hate eating pizza with bear hands. But luckily my hands are human. Well, when I'm sober, at least... Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I liquefy it down so it can go into my fuel tank. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, Emmz said: Who uses a spoon to eat pizza? In my country we eat pizza with a spoon Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 intravenously Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 extravenously (whatever the fuck that is) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 With pineapple? Link to post Share on other sites
erf Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Emmz said: Who uses a spoon to eat pizza? Not 100% sure, but I’m pretty sure Italians do. Link to post Share on other sites
erf Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Blend it up and drink it like a smoothie Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle Underdark Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 At extremely high velocities. The spoon helps. Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, fragglerock said: The spoon helps. Not as a utensil, but for moral support. Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites
Mackenzie Holiday Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I take my pizza black and drink it straight from the pot while I’m driving to work. Wakes me right up. Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, Mackenzie Holiday said: I take my pizza black and drink it 🎤 🎵 I see a pizza and I want to drink it black Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Carolynne Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Mackenzie Holiday said: I take my pizza black and drink it straight from the pot while I’m driving to work. Wakes me right up. I drink my pizza on the rocks, and I'm pretty sure it's illegal to drive while drinking pizza. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Years ago I slept at a hotel in a fairly remote town. The only place to grab food was a pizza place. They had an offer where you can have a basic pizza with four toppings of your choice. I half-jokingly told my coworker that I'd go with cheese, cheese, cheese and cheese. Dude behind the counter must have heard that loved it. Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I tend to get those mini pizzas and then to use plate and my hands, maybe a knife sometimes Link to post Share on other sites
Fenyxash Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 9 hours ago, Nowhere Girl said: I hate eating pizza with bare hands. And I'm double-left-handed enough that my fingers sometimes hurt from cutting pizza, but I will still not eat it with bare hands. Well if it's a super messy pizza I can understand not wanting to use your hands. I actually don't like getting my fingers messy. Link to post Share on other sites
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