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  1. 1. How do you eat it?

    • Bowl - fork
      1
    • Bowl - spoon
      5
    • Plate - fork
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    • Plate - spoon
      1


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Moon Spirit ☽

Hi

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tiptoenail

None of the above -  What kind of a silly goose would eat pizza with a spoon or a fork

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Omega the Shadow

What kind of silly answers are those? I eat my pizza with chopsticks, straight out of the glass!

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Thisbrxkensxul

Fork, knife and fork, or no cutlery. Who uses a spoon to eat pizza?

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Zagadka

Woah there, people take how to eat a pizza very seriously. I've seen some severe reactions to people eating pizza with a fork. The Internet is a wild place.

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Auld_Mulk

SPORK!

 

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... i feel invalidated... no, not really just shitposting. 

 

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RoseGoesToYale

Plork 😉

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Kimchi Peanut

Cardboard box, hands... how else???

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SithEmpress

I dump it straight into my mouth from the box it comes in. 

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Gloomy

I actually have eaten pizza with a fork and a knife so my hands didn’t get greasy.

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Zagadka

In the hypothetical situation that I ended up in a fancy restaurant and ordered a fancy pizza, I honestly don't know what I would do. Probably fork? But would feel dirty. I think I'd rather have sex. (a line I can only use here)

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Snao Cone

I snort it.

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Nowhere Girl
20 minutes ago, Emmz said:

Fork, knife and fork, or no cutlery.

I hate eating pizza with bare hands. And I'm double-left-handed enough that my fingers sometimes hurt from cutting pizza, but I will still not eat it with bare hands.

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Snao Cone

I hate eating pizza with bear hands. But luckily my hands are human. Well, when I'm sober, at least...

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Anthracite_Impreza

I liquefy it down so it can go into my fuel tank.

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Moon Spirit ☽
29 minutes ago, Emmz said:

Who uses a spoon to eat pizza?

In my country we eat pizza with a spoon

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blunose2772

intravenously

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Snao Cone

extravenously (whatever the fuck that is)

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Phoenix the II

With pineapple?

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Carson:)
1 hour ago, Emmz said:

Who uses a spoon to eat pizza?

Not 100% sure, but I’m pretty sure Italians do.

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Carson:)

Blend it up and drink it like a smoothie

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fragglerock2

At extremely high velocities. The spoon helps.

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Snao Cone
3 minutes ago, fragglerock said:

The spoon helps.

Not as a utensil, but for moral support.

 

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Mackenzie Holiday

I take my pizza black and drink it straight from the pot while I’m driving to work. Wakes me right up.

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Snao Cone
12 minutes ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

I take my pizza black and drink it

🎤 🎵 I see a pizza and I want to drink it black

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Ms. Carolynne
1 hour ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

I take my pizza black and drink it straight from the pot while I’m driving to work. Wakes me right up.

I drink my pizza on the rocks, and I'm pretty sure it's illegal to drive while drinking pizza.

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Homer

Years ago I slept at a hotel in a fairly remote town. The only place to grab food was a pizza place. They had an offer where you can have a basic pizza with four toppings of your choice. I half-jokingly told my coworker that I'd go with cheese, cheese, cheese and cheese. Dude behind the counter must have heard that :D loved it.

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iff

I tend to get those mini pizzas and then to use plate and my hands, maybe a knife sometimes

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Thisbrxkensxul
9 hours ago, Nowhere Girl said:

I hate eating pizza with bare hands. And I'm double-left-handed enough that my fingers sometimes hurt from cutting pizza, but I will still not eat it with bare hands.

Well if it's a super messy pizza I can understand not wanting to use your hands. I actually don't like getting my fingers messy.

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