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Weird virginity myths


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On ‎1‎/‎27‎/‎2020 at 9:09 PM, HikaruBG said:

No, I meant to say do really people believe in a such myth???

It was a daft rumour that I heard when I was at school, but I think it might be based on a very old myth. There are some old myths about virgins being able to tame wild animals, so I'm guessing the bee thing is related to that.

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9 minutes ago, Skittles87 said:

It was a daft rumour that I heard when I was at school, but I think it might be based on a very old myth. There are some old myths about virgins being able to tame wild animals, so I'm guessing the bee thing is related to that.

  *Goes to Zoo and into Lions cage*

 

Security: Sir! SIR! Get out of that cage!!

 

*Stands before lion*

 

-Lion looks with murderous intent in its eyes-

 

*Reaches out to lion*

*Lion roars ready to go for the kill*

 

-Suddenly lion sits back-

*pets lion*

   

Lion" *purrrr*

 

Me: (Holy shit!! World domimation here I come) 🌍

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On ‎1‎/‎30‎/‎2020 at 10:10 AM, Pan Ficto. (on hiatus?) said:

Lol they both truly believed they were still virgins as long as he didn't put his penis in her vagina.

I had a couple of Christian friends who believed that one. They did all sorts of other stuff but didn't consider it sex, they considered it "foreplay". I couldn't get my head around the idea of premarital vaginal intercourse being sinful/dirty, but oral sex being fine, because to me it seemed ... grosser? No offense to anyone who prefers oral, obvs there's nothing wrong with it.

 

Also,  I found out why vampires prefer virgin blood. This is a quote from the film What We Do in the Shadows:

 

"I think of it like this... If you're going to eat a sandwich, you will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."

 

Difficult to argue with that logic.

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Welp, guess Im never eating another sandwhich unless I prepare it myself.

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5 hours ago, Skittles87 said:

Also,  I found out why vampires prefer virgin blood. This is a quote from the film What We Do in the Shadows:

 

"I think of it like this... If you're going to eat a sandwich, you will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."

 

Difficult to argue with that logic.

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19 hours ago, Skittles87 said:

 

 

"I think of it like this... If you're going to eat a sandwich, you will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."

 

And you can trust what's in the mayonnaise 😋😋

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On 1/26/2020 at 8:51 PM, RoseGoesToYale said:

Yet another... the idea that virgins are tightest of all and that the vagina becomes increasingly more stretched out the more a woman has intercourse.

That is exactly what happened to a friend of mine though. Virgin until 26 and the gyn told her that it might take some practice to stretch things out a bit. And that's just what happened.

@RoseGoesToYale 

 

(Also, we don't live in some religiously indoctrinated part of our country)

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2 hours ago, Skycaptain said:

And you can trust what's in the mayonnaise 😋😋

Don't ruin mayonnaise for me, please.

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One that fucked me up growing up in the 80s: The concept that losing one's virginity was an essential rite of passage for boys, which should happen sooner rather than later. (Not surprisingly, my first ended up abusive.)

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