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The Crudity Test

Which do you prefer?  

74 members have voted

  1. 1. Which do you prefer?

    • Burping
      29
    • Farting
      22
    • Masturbating
      19
    • Partnered Sex
      4


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timewarp

I'm a bit surprised that masturbating seems to be more popular than farting.

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Skycaptain
23 hours ago, funky bananawarp said:

I'm a bit surprised that masturbating seems to be more popular than farting.

Mainly because that's generally not "shared" amongst unwilling recipients 

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ColeHW34

Farting mainly because most of the time my farts don't stink as long as I avoid dairy, beans, and high sulfur content foods.

 

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PoeciMeta

It's possible to learn how to burp and to use that to speak if your vocal cords are unavailable. 

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Moderne Jazzhanden
1 minute ago, NoelciMeta said:

It's possible to learn how to burp and to use that to speak if your vocal cords are unavailable. 

Brilliant! 😀

 

Tell us more... 

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PoeciMeta
12 minutes ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said:

Brilliant! 😀

 

Tell us more... 

If you insist x) 

 

It's a great way for people who've had a tracheotomy to speak again. The burping sound is just the oesophagus vibrating, and with enough training, it can be a replacement for the vibration of the vocal cords. As for the practical part, for getting air in your stomach, you have to hold your breath (like you'd naturally do with your tongue, you know, you hold the back of it against your pharynx), contract your diaphragm as if for inhaling normally, and if done right, the air should flow through the oesophagus instead. 

Just, mind what you eat before trying that. 

 

Edit: I think that sums up my opinion, that burping is the least gross of the four~

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Leedle-Lee

Me, the smol margin that prefers partnered sex. :ph34r: Ope.

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Moderne Jazzhanden
On 12/8/2019 at 8:17 PM, funky bananawarp said:

I'm a bit surprised that masturbating seems to be more popular than farting.

It's a dead heat atm! 

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CelesteAdAstra

None because I'm fairly disgusted by the workings of the human body

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Moderne Jazzhanden
On 12/24/2019 at 11:31 PM, CelesteAdAstra said:

 I'm fairly disgusted by the workings of the human body

It's a shocking state of affairs, is it not? 😮

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dragonfire42

I think both burps and farts are funny (as long as I don't do it when anyone else notices - but I'm very good at doing both silently (when I want to)  and without odors). Never tried partnered sex and would sooner die than try it. I've tried masturbating a few times just to see what it's like, but I always get bored before I feel anything.

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