Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Given the (admittedly) fairly limited choice, which of the four options do you, in all honesty, prefer? 😶 Link to post Share on other sites
Janus the Fox Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Both burps and farts are humorous to me when I do then alone so difficult choice between the two Link to post Share on other sites
everywhere and nowhere Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 I sometimes like to give a loud, very rude burp, but only when I'm alone. It's fun to feel rude for a while, but I have no desire to impress anyone with my burps. Farting is, honestly, no pleasure at all to me. At most it can give some relief during indigestion, but only the "loud, but odourless" kind. Self-pleasuring - yup, I like it. Partnered sex - no way I'd even try it. Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 These are crude? Lordy, y'all never grew up with my mother... 😂😭 Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Can’t say I enjoy the first three at all Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Which do we prefer... Doing? Witnessing? Hearing about? Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 Gotta go for option two here, myself. Only when no-one else is around though. 😛 Link to post Share on other sites
Raire Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Burping = prefer not to. I've nearly 'followed through' with burps too many times to feel comfortable. Farting = prefer not to, but is sometimes necessary. Only in private though. Masturbating = prefer not to. Generally gross and causes some anxiety. Partnered Sex = never tried it, and don't want to. Anxiety even considering it. So I'll have to decide on 'Farting' from those options. Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, CBC said: Partnered sex is crude? Yep. It's the feelings that are associated with it (by some) that are transcendent. It if weren't crude there wouldn't be anything to transcend. Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Raire said: Burping = prefer not to. I've nearly 'followed through' with burps too many times to feel comfortable. Farting = prefer not to, but is sometimes necessary. Only in private though. Masturbating = prefer not to. Generally gross and causes some anxiety. Partnered Sex = never tried it, and don't want to. Anxiety even considering it. So I'll have to decide on 'Farting' from those options. Right with ya, Raire! 😭 Link to post Share on other sites
Nirnroot Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 I don't really like any of these options lol. Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said: biros I'm guessing that's a typo... Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Could we have a "none of the above" category, please? Link to post Share on other sites
crazy ace Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said: Both biros and farts are humorous to me when I do then alone so difficult choice between the two I'm biro(panro) and I support this message. Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 30 minutes ago, crazy ace said: I'm biro(panro) and I support this message. Do you mean penro? Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 I've had to do the first three before as ways to relive pain, but always in private. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Masturbation is the safest. Partnered sex isn't without risks Burps can lead to a vurp Farts can have follow-through issues But knock one out and there's no cum back Link to post Share on other sites
Janus the Fox Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 7 hours ago, daveb said: I'm guessing that's a typo... Darn unnoticed autocorrect hehe Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 13 hours ago, Sally said: Could we have a "none of the above" category, please? No. But thankyou for asking politely. 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 12 hours ago, daveb said: Do you mean penro? This is perhaps a "You know you're ace when..." moment but I still don't get what 'biro' was supposed to be. 😶 I can see the penro pun though. 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said: biro That's what they call a ballpoint pen in some countries, after László József Bíró, the inventor of the first commercially viable ballpoint pen. Also could be short for biromantic. Link to post Share on other sites
Janus the Fox Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Whelp im a good biro-romantic, but also pencil-romantic on the side too Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, daveb said: That's what they call a ballpoint pen in some countries, after László József Bíró, the inventor of the first commercially viable ballpoint pen. Tmi! 🙄 I knew that already. 3 hours ago, daveb said: Also could be short for biromantic. Okay! Now you' re talking! 🙂 Thorough though, very thorough... 😉 Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said: Tmi Sorry, I didn't know which part you were unclear on. Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Burping, definitely. I even like to rate burps on a scale of one to ten, both others' and my own. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 10 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said: Whelp im a good biro-romantic, but also pencil-romantic on the side too I so love that image! Link to post Share on other sites
J. van Deijck Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 burping and farting are kind of funny as long as they don't offend anyone, for the rest I don't care much. Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 Given 4 different options, including partnered sex, voting at the current time shows burping way out in front with 38% of the vote. Even farting has over 20%. Partnered sex comes a distant last with a miserable 7%. This could only be AVEN! 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 I'm a bit surprised that masturbating seems to be more popular than farting. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 23 hours ago, funky bananawarp said: I'm a bit surprised that masturbating seems to be more popular than farting. Mainly because that's generally not "shared" amongst unwilling recipients Link to post Share on other sites
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