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The Crudity Test


Phantasmal Fingers

Which do you prefer?  

121 members have voted

  1. 1. Which do you prefer?

    • Burping
      52
    • Farting
      33
    • Masturbating
      31
    • Partnered Sex
      5

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Phantasmal Fingers

Given the (admittedly) fairly limited choice, which of the four options do you, in all honesty, prefer? 😶

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Janus the Fox

Both burps and farts are humorous to me when I do then alone so difficult choice between the two :)

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everywhere and nowhere

I sometimes like to give a loud, very rude burp, but only when I'm alone. It's fun to feel rude for a while, but I have no desire to impress anyone with my burps.

Farting is, honestly, no pleasure at all to me. At most it can give some relief during indigestion, but only the "loud, but odourless" kind.

Self-pleasuring - yup, I like it.

Partnered sex - no way I'd even try it.

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RoseGoesToYale

These are crude?

 

Lordy, y'all never grew up with my mother... 😂😭

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Can’t say I enjoy the first three at all

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Prufrock, but like, worse

Which do we prefer... Doing? Witnessing? Hearing about?

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Phantasmal Fingers

Gotta go for option two here, myself. Only when no-one else is around though. 😛

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Burping = prefer not to. I've nearly 'followed through' with burps too many times to feel comfortable. 

Farting = prefer not to, but is sometimes necessary. Only in private though. 

Masturbating = prefer not to. Generally gross and causes some anxiety. 

Partnered Sex = never tried it, and don't want to. Anxiety even considering it. 

 

So I'll have to decide on 'Farting' from those options. 

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6 minutes ago, CBC said:

Partnered sex is crude?

Yep. It's the feelings that are associated with it (by some) that are transcendent. It if weren't crude there wouldn't be anything to transcend. 

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3 minutes ago, Raire said:

Burping = prefer not to. I've nearly 'followed through' with burps too many times to feel comfortable. 

Farting = prefer not to, but is sometimes necessary. Only in private though. 

Masturbating = prefer not to. Generally gross and causes some anxiety. 

Partnered Sex = never tried it, and don't want to. Anxiety even considering it. 

 

So I'll have to decide on 'Farting' from those options. 

Right with ya, Raire! 😭

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4 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said:

biros

I'm guessing that's a typo... :lol: 

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6 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said:

Both biros and farts are humorous to me when I do then alone so difficult choice between the two :)

I'm biro(panro) and I support this message.

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30 minutes ago, crazy ace said:

I'm biro(panro) and I support this message.

 

Do you mean penro? ;) 

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I've had to do the first three before as ways to relive pain, but always in private. 

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Masturbation is the safest. 

Partnered sex isn't without risks

Burps can lead to a vurp 

Farts can have follow-through issues 

But knock one out and there's no cum back :P:P

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Janus the Fox
7 hours ago, daveb said:

I'm guessing that's a typo... :lol: 

Darn unnoticed autocorrect hehe :P

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Phantasmal Fingers
13 hours ago, Sally said:

Could we have a "none of the above" category, please?

No.

 

But thankyou for asking politely. 🙂

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12 hours ago, daveb said:

Do you mean penro? ;) 

This is perhaps a "You know you're ace when..." moment but I still don't get what 'biro' was supposed to be. 😶 I can see the penro pun though. 🙂

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2 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said:

biro

That's what they call a ballpoint pen in some countries, after László József Bíró, the inventor of the first commercially viable ballpoint pen.

Also could be short for biromantic. :) 

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Janus the Fox

Whelp im a good biro-romantic, but also pencil-romantic on the side too :P

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Phantasmal Fingers
2 hours ago, daveb said:

That's what they call a ballpoint pen in some countries, after László József Bíró, the inventor of the first commercially viable ballpoint pen.

Tmi! 🙄 I knew that already. 

 

3 hours ago, daveb said:

Also could be short for biromantic. :) 

Okay! Now you' re talking! 🙂

 

Thorough though, very thorough... 😉

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3 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said:

Tmi

Sorry, I didn't know which part you were unclear on. :) 

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Burping, definitely. I even like to rate burps on a scale of one to ten, both others' and my own.

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Custard Cream
10 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said:

Whelp im a good biro-romantic, but also pencil-romantic on the side too :P

I so love that image!

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J. van Deijck

burping and farting are kind of funny as long as they don't offend anyone, for the rest I don't care much.

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Phantasmal Fingers

Given 4 different options, including partnered sex, voting at the current time shows burping way out in front with 38% of the vote. Even farting has over 20%. Partnered sex comes a distant last with a miserable 7%. 

 

This could only be AVEN! 😂

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I'm a bit surprised that masturbating seems to be more popular than farting.

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23 hours ago, funky bananawarp said:

I'm a bit surprised that masturbating seems to be more popular than farting.

Mainly because that's generally not "shared" amongst unwilling recipients 

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