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The Crudity Test

Which do you prefer?  

75 members have voted

  1. 1. Which do you prefer?

    • Burping
      30
    • Farting
      22
    • Masturbating
      19
    • Partnered Sex
      4


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Moderne Jazzhanden

Given the (admittedly) fairly limited choice, which of the four options do you, in all honesty, prefer? 😶

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Janus DarkFox

Both burps and farts are humorous to me when I do then alone so difficult choice between the two :)

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Nowhere Girl

I sometimes like to give a loud, very rude burp, but only when I'm alone. It's fun to feel rude for a while, but I have no desire to impress anyone with my burps.

Farting is, honestly, no pleasure at all to me. At most it can give some relief during indigestion, but only the "loud, but odourless" kind.

Self-pleasuring - yup, I like it.

Partnered sex - no way I'd even try it.

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RoseGoesToYale

These are crude?

 

Lordy, y'all never grew up with my mother... 😂😭

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Kimchi Peanut

Can’t say I enjoy the first three at all

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Hornet Is Void

Which do we prefer... Doing? Witnessing? Hearing about?

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Moderne Jazzhanden

Gotta go for option two here, myself. Only when no-one else is around though. 😛

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CBC

Partnered sex is crude?

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Raire

Burping = prefer not to. I've nearly 'followed through' with burps too many times to feel comfortable. 

Farting = prefer not to, but is sometimes necessary. Only in private though. 

Masturbating = prefer not to. Generally gross and causes some anxiety. 

Partnered Sex = never tried it, and don't want to. Anxiety even considering it. 

 

So I'll have to decide on 'Farting' from those options. 

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Moderne Jazzhanden
6 minutes ago, CBC said:

Partnered sex is crude?

Yep. It's the feelings that are associated with it (by some) that are transcendent. It if weren't crude there wouldn't be anything to transcend. 

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Moderne Jazzhanden
3 minutes ago, Raire said:

Burping = prefer not to. I've nearly 'followed through' with burps too many times to feel comfortable. 

Farting = prefer not to, but is sometimes necessary. Only in private though. 

Masturbating = prefer not to. Generally gross and causes some anxiety. 

Partnered Sex = never tried it, and don't want to. Anxiety even considering it. 

 

So I'll have to decide on 'Farting' from those options. 

Right with ya, Raire! 😭

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CBC
5 minutes ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said:
13 minutes ago, CBC said:

Partnered sex is crude?

Yep. It's the feelings that are associated with it (by some) that are transcendent. It if weren't crude there wouldn't be anything to transcend. 

Interesting. Don't view it that way myself.

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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Comforting Rain

I don't really like any of these options lol. 

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daveb
4 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said:

biros

I'm guessing that's a typo... :lol: 

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Sally

Could we have a "none of the above" category, please?

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crazy ace
6 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said:

Both biros and farts are humorous to me when I do then alone so difficult choice between the two :)

I'm biro(panro) and I support this message.

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daveb
30 minutes ago, crazy ace said:

I'm biro(panro) and I support this message.

 

Do you mean penro? ;) 

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iff

I've had to do the first three before as ways to relive pain, but always in private. 

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Skycaptain

Masturbation is the safest. 

Partnered sex isn't without risks

Burps can lead to a vurp 

Farts can have follow-through issues 

But knock one out and there's no cum back :P:P

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Janus DarkFox
7 hours ago, daveb said:

I'm guessing that's a typo... :lol: 

Darn unnoticed autocorrect hehe :P

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Moderne Jazzhanden
13 hours ago, Sally said:

Could we have a "none of the above" category, please?

No.

 

But thankyou for asking politely. 🙂

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Moderne Jazzhanden
12 hours ago, daveb said:

Do you mean penro? ;) 

This is perhaps a "You know you're ace when..." moment but I still don't get what 'biro' was supposed to be. 😶 I can see the penro pun though. 🙂

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daveb
2 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said:

biro

That's what they call a ballpoint pen in some countries, after László József Bíró, the inventor of the first commercially viable ballpoint pen.

Also could be short for biromantic. :) 

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Janus DarkFox

Whelp im a good biro-romantic, but also pencil-romantic on the side too :P

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Moderne Jazzhanden
2 hours ago, daveb said:

That's what they call a ballpoint pen in some countries, after László József Bíró, the inventor of the first commercially viable ballpoint pen.

Tmi! 🙄 I knew that already. 

 

3 hours ago, daveb said:

Also could be short for biromantic. :) 

Okay! Now you' re talking! 🙂

 

Thorough though, very thorough... 😉

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daveb
3 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said:

Tmi

Sorry, I didn't know which part you were unclear on. :) 

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Duke Memphis

Burping, definitely. I even like to rate burps on a scale of one to ten, both others' and my own.

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Custard Cream
10 hours ago, Janus DarkFox said:

Whelp im a good biro-romantic, but also pencil-romantic on the side too :P

I so love that image!

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Jelle van der Lee

burping and farting are kind of funny as long as they don't offend anyone, for the rest I don't care much.

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Moderne Jazzhanden

Given 4 different options, including partnered sex, voting at the current time shows burping way out in front with 38% of the vote. Even farting has over 20%. Partnered sex comes a distant last with a miserable 7%. 

 

This could only be AVEN! 😂

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