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On 1/3/2020 at 7:35 AM, Skullery Maid said:

I really want someone who isn't me to watch it and give us all sex notes. 

Watch what? 

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27 minutes ago, CBC said:

Spammer posted a link in this thread (and also created a whole separate thread to do the same) to some sort of... sex tips/how to make a woman orgasm/how to be a sex god/blah blah blah... thing.

Oh I seen that. Thought it was something offensive like that new star wars film I was expected to watch 

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24 minutes ago, CBC said:

I feel sad for anyone suckered into paying for anything like that. The internet is full of quality information for free... or ya know, fucking ask your partner what they like. Also sex isn't exactly rocket science.

You mean people actually pay for this stuff???? 
might start charging for all the weird hobbies that came out of chat a few years ago 🥳

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**THE HALFFULL PRICELIST OF WEIRD HOBBIES AND PASSTIMES**
 

DONUTS £50

HOOVERBEDS £100

PRETENDING TO BE A DOG £200

GETTING ENGAGED £25

GETTING ON A TRAIN £5

GETTING OFF A TRAIN (still waiting for ziel to come back)

BECOMING A POWER RANGER £250

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3 minutes ago, CBC said:

Oh I'm pretty sure there are some 38-year-old incels our there who scrape together the money in a desperate attempt to remedy the fact that they spend all their time holed up in their childhood bedroom at their parents' place and the only boobs they've ever seen were on Pornhub. Oh and that one time (that they still jerk off to) when they were 19 and they walked in on their mum as she was getting out of the shower.

Some weird hobbies there to add to the list 

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I should also add to the list 

 

How to Campaign and win an election £500

How to stay warm in bed £300

How to get dumped £250

 

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6 minutes ago, Halffull said:

How to Campaign and win an election £500

You could price that one higher!

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1 hour ago, Halffull said:

 

How to get dumped £250

 

There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you.  You could get rich!

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26 minutes ago, Serran said:

There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you.  You could get rich!

I don't think I want to know either the kinds of clients who would be too cowardly to express their own emotions, or the kinds of partners who would make someone afraid enough to go to that length. If that were a business, the Worker's Compensation premiums would go through the roof with the risk of violence.

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38 minutes ago, Serran said:

There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you.  You could get rich!

You did it as a freebie though. 😜

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1 hour ago, Serran said:

There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you.  You could get rich!

And besides. I had an ex that I herd through the grape vine was interested in getting back together. Do you honestly think I’d pay someone to respond to that. I’d take great delight in telling her where to go 😂

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On 1/3/2020 at 7:35 AM, Skullery Maid said:

I really want someone who isn't me to watch it and give us all sex notes. 

I’ve found your video. £50 for notes 

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59 minutes ago, Halffull said:

I’ve found your video. £50 for notes 

That is so funny I cried 😂 Thanks

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2 hours ago, Snao Cone said:

If that were a business, the Worker's Compensation premiums would go through the roof with the risk of violence.

That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? 

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3 minutes ago, Skullery Maid said:

That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? 

£1000 a day body guard 

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Well never was a fan of serran a hoover bed idea but charging for everything was a great idea. 
making a fortune from scullery maid alone 🤑

 

cash, cheque and all major donuts accepted 👍

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40 minutes ago, Skullery Maid said:

That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? 

There’s a service that does it around here but it’s all via email or snail mail.  They don’t actually put themselves in harm’s way.

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2 minutes ago, ryn2 said:

There’s a service that does it around here but it’s all via email or snail mail.  They don’t actually put themselves in harm’s way.

My concern isn't for the service... but like, what if it pisses someone off that strangers were involved in the breakup, and felt increased humiliation because of that aspect, and made it more likely they then hurt the person who just left them? It feels like it's meaner and more humiliating than being broken up with normally. 

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56 minutes ago, Skullery Maid said:

That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? 

In a premeditated way, for sure.

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7 minutes ago, Halffull said:

Well my ex was engaged to someone else before hey dumped me so I guess it doesn’t matter who tells you 

Oh yeah i found out about my ex from our bank account and then when my sister-in-law hacked her email. Delightful. 

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