Halffull Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 DONUTS!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 I really want someone who isn't me to watch it and give us all sex notes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Definitely don't need it. #understatement That pre-reduced price is more expensive than hiring a pro, and I'm sure she'd have better lessons than Alex. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, CBC said: Aw I'm glad I clicked that before it was removed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Snao Cone Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 All the good spam happens when I'm sleeping. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 On 1/3/2020 at 7:35 AM, Skullery Maid said: I really want someone who isn't me to watch it and give us all sex notes. Watch what? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, CBC said: Spammer posted a link in this thread (and also created a whole separate thread to do the same) to some sort of... sex tips/how to make a woman orgasm/how to be a sex god/blah blah blah... thing. Oh I seen that. Thought it was something offensive like that new star wars film I was expected to watch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, CBC said: I feel sad for anyone suckered into paying for anything like that. The internet is full of quality information for free... or ya know, fucking ask your partner what they like. Also sex isn't exactly rocket science. You mean people actually pay for this stuff???? might start charging for all the weird hobbies that came out of chat a few years ago 🥳 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 **THE HALFFULL PRICELIST OF WEIRD HOBBIES AND PASSTIMES** DONUTS £50 HOOVERBEDS £100 PRETENDING TO BE A DOG £200 GETTING ENGAGED £25 GETTING ON A TRAIN £5 GETTING OFF A TRAIN (still waiting for ziel to come back) BECOMING A POWER RANGER £250 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, CBC said: Oh I'm pretty sure there are some 38-year-old incels our there who scrape together the money in a desperate attempt to remedy the fact that they spend all their time holed up in their childhood bedroom at their parents' place and the only boobs they've ever seen were on Pornhub. Oh and that one time (that they still jerk off to) when they were 19 and they walked in on their mum as she was getting out of the shower. Some weird hobbies there to add to the list Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 I should also add to the list How to Campaign and win an election £500 How to stay warm in bed £300 How to get dumped £250 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, Halffull said: How to Campaign and win an election £500 You could price that one higher! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, ryn2 said: You could price that one higher! See, I’m getting sales already 👍 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Halffull said: How to get dumped £250 There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you. You could get rich! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 26 minutes ago, Serran said: There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you. You could get rich! I don't think I want to know either the kinds of clients who would be too cowardly to express their own emotions, or the kinds of partners who would make someone afraid enough to go to that length. If that were a business, the Worker's Compensation premiums would go through the roof with the risk of violence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 38 minutes ago, Serran said: There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you. You could get rich! You did it as a freebie though. 😜 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Serran said: There is a service for dumping people for other people. You pay someone to break up with the person for you. You could get rich! And besides. I had an ex that I herd through the grape vine was interested in getting back together. Do you honestly think I’d pay someone to respond to that. I’d take great delight in telling her where to go 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 On 1/3/2020 at 7:35 AM, Skullery Maid said: I really want someone who isn't me to watch it and give us all sex notes. I’ve found your video. £50 for notes 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Traveler40 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 59 minutes ago, Halffull said: I’ve found your video. £50 for notes That is so funny I cried 😂 Thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Traveler40 said: That is so funny I cried 😂 Thanks That’s £10 for making you cry 🤑 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Snao Cone said: If that were a business, the Worker's Compensation premiums would go through the roof with the risk of violence. That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Skullery Maid said: That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? £1000 a day body guard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Well never was a fan of serran a hoover bed idea but charging for everything was a great idea. making a fortune from scullery maid alone 🤑 cash, cheque and all major donuts accepted 👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 40 minutes ago, Skullery Maid said: That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? There’s a service that does it around here but it’s all via email or snail mail. They don’t actually put themselves in harm’s way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 32 minutes ago, Halffull said: all major donuts accepted £1000 is a lot of donuts! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, ryn2 said: There’s a service that does it around here but it’s all via email or snail mail. They don’t actually put themselves in harm’s way. My concern isn't for the service... but like, what if it pisses someone off that strangers were involved in the breakup, and felt increased humiliation because of that aspect, and made it more likely they then hurt the person who just left them? It feels like it's meaner and more humiliating than being broken up with normally. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Well my ex was engaged to someone else before hey dumped me so I guess it doesn’t matter who tells you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 56 minutes ago, Skullery Maid said: That's... yeah. No way that would decrease violence. And what if, which is what I would fear... they'd be so pissed about being humiliated by a stranger it makes it more likely they attack their partner? In a premeditated way, for sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Halffull said: Well my ex was engaged to someone else before hey dumped me so I guess it doesn’t matter who tells you Oh yeah i found out about my ex from our bank account and then when my sister-in-law hacked her email. Delightful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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