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daveb
4 hours ago, Kisa needs a coffee said:

I'm sexual but I eat cake sometimes

What!? :o

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Pie is where it's at, sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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daveb
26 minutes ago, CBC said:

Pie is where it's at, sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Pie seems to be popular in Portland. Some restaurants even advertise free pie with a meal sometimes. And my niece who lives here had pies instead of cake at her wedding.

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3 minutes ago, daveb said:

Pie seems to be popular in Portland. Some restaurants even advertise free pie with a meal sometimes. And my niece who lives here had pies instead of cake at her wedding.

One of my cousins ALWAYS asked for pie for his birthday when we were growing up. Rhubarb-strawberry specifically. I've wondered if his wife makes him pie on his birthday now, haha. I kinda hope so.

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Also, pie at a wedding sounds awesome, especially since any wedding of mine would have veryyyy few guests and that would mean plenty of pie for me. :D Blueberry, maybe?

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humantoafault

I'm sexual, but I've never looked at someone and thought they were "hot" or wanted to have sex with them

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Halffull

DONUTS!

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1 hour ago, Halffull said:

DONUTS!

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Skullery Maid
5 hours ago, Halffull said:

DONUTS!

Hell yeah, donut dude's still around. 

 

🍩4eva

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Ours

I’m sexual but I would rather have no sex then bad sex.

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9 minutes ago, Ours said:

I’m sexual but I would rather have no sex then bad sex.

Oh same. I can do the job myself lol, and that's better than bad sex.

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Serran
12 hours ago, skullery said:

Hell yeah, donut dude's still around. 

 

🍩4eva

@Halffull will never leave us  😛

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Skullery Maid
6 hours ago, Ours said:

I’m sexual but I would rather have no sex then bad sex.

Wait wait wait. Are there people for whom this isn't true??! 

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Philip027

I've run into people who have more or less said they'd rather be getting anything than nothing, so...

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That's just sad. Learn how to masturbate better. 😂

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Philip027

For what it's worth, masturbation is something that absolutely doesn't work for me without a partner involved, so to that limited extent I would actually be able to sympathize with someone who would say that masturbation alone doesn't cut it for them >_>

 

Thankfully, I'm not plagued by any sort of pesky libido that would make any of that an issue for me to begin with.

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Skullery Maid

I've heard similar things from people, but those same people wouldn't be able to get off with a random stranger either, so it's a lose lose situation.

 

I feel blessed now that I'm so gifted in the art of self doing. 

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I want to reply right now with comments on stuff that really doesn't need to be made public, lol.

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Pheedre
On 9/24/2019 at 8:27 PM, skullery said:

😂😂

 

Right though?! Like I need to be dealing with a whole other human who will insist on talking and have preferences, when i could just... not. 

I'm asexual so 100% get this that's for sure! Lol

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Pumpkin Spice Eggnog Latte

I'm sexual but none of my halloween costume ideas are sexy.  Janet from the Good Place is perfect as she is, and Little Misfortune has been through enough.

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1 minute ago, Kisa needs a coffee said:

I'm sexual but none of my halloween costume ideas are sexy.  Janet from the Good Place is perfect as she is, and Little Misfortune has been through enough.

Lol I would never wear a sexy Halloween costume, and not at all because I'm a prude. Halloween is for spooky/bizarre/fun shit, not sex. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Not that sex isn't fun haha, but you know what I mean.

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Traveler40
17 minutes ago, CBC said:

Not that sex isn't fun haha, but you know what I mean.

Thanks for that much needed qualification 😂

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20 minutes ago, Traveler40 said:

Thanks for that much needed qualification 😂

Always. :P 

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Serran

Im sexual but I dont like nudity in anyone but partner cause ew strangers getting nekkid, gross. 

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daveb
1 hour ago, CBC said:

Not that sex isn't fun haha, but you know what I mean.

or spooky or bizarre?

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Just now, daveb said:

or spooky or bizarre?

Not... the way I have it? 😬😂

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Sally
10 hours ago, CBC said:

Not... the way I have it? 😬😂

Ohgawddon'ttellus.  😮😜

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2 minutes ago, Sally said:

Ohgawddon'ttellus.  😮😜

I guess some homophobes might find it spooky or bizarre? 😂 I'm quite happy to terrify the everliving shit out of them. 😎

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Kimchi Peanut

Spooky and bizarre sexy hmmmmmmmm

 

nah

 

I wouldn’t be comfortable in a sexy Halloween costume. Also, I want to truly embody a character and/or be downright frightening. I don’t want to cheapen a good costume idea with sex appeal.

 

edit: OR be hilarious. Like an ugly bee costume or something - just so weird, it’s funny. Which again, doesn’t work with sexy.

Edited by Spookchi Boonut
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