ryn2 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Traveler40 said: They have a great cup thing now for women, cuz you know, that convenience thing is the holy grail? Haha Yeah, but you still have to carry it along and use tp. Nowhere near as handy as the real thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 1 hour ago, CBC said: anything relatively normal-sized can do the job if someone knows what they're doing. Hence the related quip, “it’s not the size of the tool; it’s the skill of the user.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, ryn2 said: Hence the related quip, “it’s not the size of the tool; it’s the skill of the user.” I mean, if it's a spanner getting the right size is definitely helpful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 33 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: I mean, if it's a spanner getting the right size is definitely helpful. Agreed. It doesn’t apply well to literal tools at all! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 57 minutes ago, ryn2 said: Hence the related quip, “it’s not the size of the tool; it’s the skill of the user.” Well, that's true in most cases. Though, I did know a woman who refused sex with any man not of a certain girth, because she said she only enjoyed sex if she felt filled up and she needed a big man for that. She would dump a guy if his penis was too small for her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anisotrophic Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Traveler40 said: Acronym dumb here and google wasn’t too helpful: NCT - Nobody Cares Though or K-pop band? FTM - Female to Male (I’m thinking correct here) Totally don’t get the NCT in either case. 😬 Yeah, FTM -- exposure to testosterone causes the clitoris to grow – and metoidoplasty can be used to free the tissue even more to make in more like a penis. NCT is nocturnal clitoral tumescence – I'd mentioned NPT (nocturnal penile tumescence) earlier when noting that "dong sleep" didn't sound very restful if it involves being periodically rigid during the night (during REM stage of sleep). Sounds like a terrible recurrent sleep paralysis. 😛 As for size, I recall a partner (long ago, when I had other partners, lol) that reminded me of an aerosol can. (I exaggerate, but.) he was really easy-going & low pressure about sex, but all the more reason to proceed slow & let the penetrated partner lead (always my recommendation, haha). (Wow, it really would be nice to have new partners. Not a lot, it's just been a while. 15 years? Maybe someday.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Serran said: Well, that's true in most cases. Though, I did know a woman who refused sex with any man not of a certain girth, because she said she only enjoyed sex if she felt filled up and she needed a big man for that. She would dump a guy if his penis was too small for her. She would have liked my former coworker who always bragged “I may not get to the bottom but I sure bang the hell out of the sides.” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Traveler40 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Ok, the psychedelic was before my time. It’s nice. Colorful! Ha I did see the NPT comment and had no idea there either so, thanks for the clue in. I guess I now wonder does the clitoris get large enough / hard enough to penetrate? Last, but not least, mushroom cap: Yeah, those were a thing in Japan that you’d see on occasion and feel oh-so-bad for the poor drunk soul attempting to hold on to it to relieve himself on a street corner. Lovely image that, no? Haha I’ve never come upon one so small, but it would be challenging and make Mona an imperative! Haha (Mona is a lovely thing made by Lelo.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Traveler40 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 MTF vaginoplasty is amazing. I’d seen some results live in Thailand in the 90’s, and you really can’t tell. I’ve never looked at FTM. Headed to check it out. Wow, it’s really kind of amazing there too. 🤔. There’s so much I’m ignorant about. Sigh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Bottom surgery tends to be really expensive and thus out of the reach of many people... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Honestly, if I ever do go down the surgery route (unlikely due to severe phobias but you never know), I'll only bother with top. I dissociate from and get pissed off so much with this body anyway, why get an extra dangly bit when I've just got rid of the other dangly bits? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Last week I listened to a 2-part podcast about a terrible doctor who performed a ton of shitty vaginoplasties on trans women in the 70s/80s because they were desperate and he was cheap, so while the procedure has been around for a long time, it's not always easy to get a good one. A lot of people don't have the time or money to do so because transitioning has all sorts of other financial and social costs that put trans folks in tighter situations. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Xstatic Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 I've always told people that if I had a dick for a day, I'd probably just use it to write my name in the snow. 😂 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 2 hours ago, ryn2 said: Bottom surgery tends to be really expensive and thus out of the reach of many people... It can be quite expensive. Though, costs are going down some ... and some insurance companies now cover it. So, slowly getting more accessible. With just hormones most couples I know stick to toys rather than penetration. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 18 minutes ago, xstatic ☆ﾟ°˖* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ said: I've always told people that if I had a dick for a day, I'd probably just use it to write my name in the snow. 😂 The Wish app is always showing me ads for things that would make you able to do that without a dick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 39 minutes ago, xstatic ☆ﾟ°˖* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ said: I've always told people that if I had a dick for a day, I'd probably just use it to write my name in the snow. 😂 I’ll be sad if you get your dick-for-a-day in the summer! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 I will admit I've been a bit curious about the giant cube of worms. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Xstatic Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 39 minutes ago, Snao Cone said: The Wish app is always showing me ads for things that would make you able to do that without a dick. It's just not the same. 😓 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 28 minutes ago, CBC said: Ohhh, right. The cube o' worms is at the end of this article, and also I'm dying at "Cyclonic silicon wank sleeve". https://www.pedestrian.tv/tech/phantasmagoria-of-the-perverse-wish/ Oh god, Ben McLeay is the best. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, CBC said: Name sounds vaguely familiar but I'm not sure I know of him. Does he do stuff besides author articles about Wish items? He's @thomas_violence on Twitter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 On 1/27/2020 at 10:09 AM, CBC said: dick-for-a-day I feel bad. When I was young there was an annoying little kid on the bus called Nicholas. A different boy (Patrick) would say "Nicholas! do you lick-a-dick-a-day??" every time Nicholas got on the bus. Nicholas was really little and didn't know what it meant, so sometimes he'd say "No!" and sometimes he'd say "Yes!" in a really angry, offended tone. It was so funny I'd crack up laughing every time, but now I feel bad that I didn't tell Patrick to fuck off and leave the poor kid alone. Patrick later stole my diary because it had this weird cannibal porn stuff in it. Little fucker. Your comment about dicks-for-a-day reminded me of that. 6 minutes ago, CBC said: I killed this thread I'm sexual but right now I couldn't feel less like having sex!! Thread resurrected Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Sorry @CBC, I may be a sick fucker in many aspects of life but I'm still a sex-repulsed ace We had a teacher called Mr Bates briefly. I suspect briefly for a reason. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 minute ago, CBC said: I'd have so much fun with that. 😁 Oh don't worry, my class was the highest so someone figured out very quickly young males are called "Master". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thyristor Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I can't make much of this erected... uh, sorry... resurrected thread... So... I'm sexual but I just wanna sleep right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thyristor Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Oh, I know! I'm sexual but I'm sucked into a purple hole called AVEN and it won't let go of me until I've read my eyes out. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thyristor Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, CBC said: Sleeping is my current favourite coping mechanism, when I'm capable of it. Also listening to podcasts about cold cases. I'm not capable, sadly. I'll fake it though. Right. NOW 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I came for asexual stuff. I stay for CHAOS and D&D ok ok, and (some of) you guys... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Why would you ever want to leave us @CBC? 😢 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Just read my cels thread from yesterday if you want to know why I'm here. (it's for the memes) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Nothing here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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