ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, CBC said: People react to all sorts of scents and tastes differently *nods* It’s a normal smell so I wouldn’t personally classify it as a stink if all is well but I don’t like it. I like the smell of ejaculate less (like, suppress-a-gag-level dislike), so I wouldn’t want a candle of that either. Pretty much the only body fluid that doesn’t bother me is blood. Not that I want a blood candle, lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 minute ago, CBC said: In my recollection, it smells like that Ajax powdered bleach cleanser stuff... There’s a hint of that for sure. There’s also a tree that flowers (here) mid-late summer that has a similar smell. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, CBC said: My brain went straight to "cum tree". Sorry-not-sorry. 😂 That’s exactly what we call them! I’m just not sure what they actually are as I do not have one in my yard. There are some in the woods up the hill from me. Gag! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 The internet says male Chinese Chestnut trees are the likely offender. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Just now, CBC said: I found this... Yeah, I saw that, but these trees are huge - way too big to be fruit trees - and their flowers aren’t that shape or color... and they bloom in June/July rather than in the spring. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 44 minutes ago, CBC said: Oh interesting. Welp, glad to say I've never had that particular arboreal olfactory experience. It could be something like asparagus pee where not everyone can smell it... 😂 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, CBC said: gasoline 🤤 All others 😣 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 If I didn't know it would kill this body I'd drink it. Whenever I go to the petrol station I try to get the leaky pump so I can smell of it all day long. I do the same with diesel but that's not quite as nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 It makes my throat sore and gives me a headache so I try not to get it on me. I’m neutral towards the smell itself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Back when I was in EMS a fellow EMS worker’s daughter (she was 6 or 7) drank some out of the gas can for the mower. I wonder if she was destined to be mecha... or at least to work in groundskeeping? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 56 minutes ago, ryn2 said: Back when I was in EMS a fellow EMS worker’s daughter (she was 6 or 7) drank some out of the gas can for the mower. I wonder if she was destined to be mecha... or at least to work in groundskeeping? Or machinekin... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, CBC said: So, interestingly... I just came across a post on the Instagram account @paperbackparadise (photos of imaginary used books), which I will absolutely not share here because I'm sure it's at least several types of offensive, but the summary on the back of the most recent fake book they posted mentions cum trees. 😶 We’re trending! (ETA: heh, yeah, that would not be on my reading list) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: Or machinekin... *nods* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Salmiakki said: Vaginas stink? Yes. They do. I hate the smell of body fluids and vaginas tend to ... always smell like body fluids. Penis fluids stink too. Blergh. My wife and I immediately wash our hands after sexy times because ewwwwwwwwwwww. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I don’t see is as objectively dirty or gross but I’m personally not a body fluids fan either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 19 minutes ago, CBC said: Somehow I just don't care in a sexual situation even though I'm neurotically clean otherwise. I don't see it as dirty or gross, so I'd rather just kind of cuddle up and be close. Moving disrupts the blissed-out after-sex feeling. Doesnt disrupt... hand sanitizer beside the bed then cuddle ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I... am so glad I've managed to avoid these things so far in life. I can cope with blood because blood is (hopefully) sterile and smells of metal (and we all know how much I love metal). Anything else is... well I shall let my badger friend explain: Spoiler Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anisotrophic Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Me, before children: ew yuck. Me,10,000 diapers later: whatever. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I have to use a poopy bag to pick up more than a couple of guinea pig poops, but getting covered in soot, oil, grease, paraffin and petrol/diesel? I absolutely adore the smell, and it makes me feel like a proper railwayman/mechanic, so I love it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I’m totally fine with blood. And most pet whatever. Vick’s takes care of a lot of it in an EMS setting but that would be rude in bed. XD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 40 minutes ago, anisotrophic said: Me, before children: ew yuck. Me,10,000 diapers later: whatever. I work special needs so... my 7:30am greeting when I arrive at work is often a poopy diaper (of not even my kid). I have had poop wiped in my hair, on my clothes, had a kid with diarrhea hold onto me naked and likely get his poop on me seeking that comfort, had a huge green ball of slime spit onto my arm, had to search campus for eye sanitizer cause poopy water got splashed into my eye out of the toilet... All that doesnt gross me out much. But semen and vaginal fluids ? Ewy ew Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, CBC said: Fuuuuck, I should've gone to sleep many hours ago... Now it’s too early for tonight, though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Brains are uncooperative that way. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Not necessarily, a kid was born without a brain and he survived for 12 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: a kid was born without a brain Only part of it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halffull Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Serran said: I work special needs so... my 7:30am greeting when I arrive at work is often a poopy diaper (of not even my kid). I have had poop wiped in my hair, on my clothes, had a kid with diarrhea hold onto me naked and likely get his poop on me seeking that comfort, had a huge green ball of slime spit onto my arm, had to search campus for eye sanitizer cause poopy water got splashed into my eye out of the toilet... All that doesnt gross me out much. But semen and vaginal fluids ? Ewy ew No wonder your boss wanted you to smell better 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Nothing here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Dong sleep would be just flopping around limp, right? That sounds restful. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Do dongs fall asleep in the numb/pins and needles sense of the word? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Just now, Snao Cone said: Do dongs fall asleep in the numb/pins and needles sense of the word? That sounds less pleasant! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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