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Ok so the rules are we will pick a topic and you have to argue against the side you support, but poorly. You are trying to win the argument by poorly arguing for the other side, if that makes sense.

 

Also, please try not to offend anyone. This will probably be moved to hot box at some point, let's try to keep that from happening right away if we can, let's just try to argue about things like pineapple pizza and rainbow goats or any other less serious topic.

 

The person below me chooses the first topic.

 

Edit: I forgot to mention that you should (sarcastically) suggest changing the topic if you want too

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Starwars I.

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Starwars 1 is amazing! From the random use of mitochondria to the icon quotes such as "Now this is podracing!" and "Are you an angel?" I see absolutely nothing wrong with the movie

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Star Wars is the best porn :D

 

...wait, I don't think I have the hang of this game. I like Star Wars, and Leia was pretty hot when Jabba had her captive. 

 

Star Wars is a really shitty excuse for a porno Y_Y 

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Starwars is good. Starwars 1, the phantom menace is... EVEN BETTER!

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nutterwithasolderingiron

nah, i think the disney star wars movies are soo much better. i love being reminded of all the things i loved about the classic movies in a half assed manner while adding just enough new things that i can buy in toy form. 

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FindingTheta

Do you know what we need? A reboot of the Star Wars Holiday Special. It won't be as great as the last one though, you can't really capture that sort of misery enthusiasm with the new cast like you could with the originals.

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Oh my gosh I forgot how much I adore the Disney Starwars movies! I really loved watching episode 4 again in episode 7! Plus whichever one spent an hour or so on that casino planet only to reveal that literally nothing would've changed if they never went there was fabulous. Oh and I really love angsty Darth Vader... I forgot his name but he is a really quality clone. The spherical R2-D2 reboot definitely didn't feel like a huge cash grab! Those disgustingly proportioned penguins were a great addition to the Starwars universe as well!

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So those porgs exist because the island had birds and they couldn’t get rid of the birds so...paint over them and you get porgs

 

(not sarcastic, just a fun fact)

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nutterwithasolderingiron

oh and can we talk about episode 3? the star wars movie so exciting, i end up having to watch it in multiple parts because i fall asleep..... FROM EXCITEMENT

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