(SP) Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 so this paris hilton bimbo's sex tape is a trendy conversation piece, so to gain visibility, we must put out an asex tape. whoever wants to star in it can :a guy and a girl(unless we want to go same-sex) will engage in conversation, all in green and black night vision Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 so this paris hilton bimbo's sex tape is a trendy conversation piece, so to gain visibility, we must put out an asex tape. whoever wants to star in it can:a guy and a girl(unless we want to go same-sex) will engage in conversation, all in green and black night vision I'm trying to write a proper respons, but I'm laughing too much. Good one, sacredprofane. :D Link to post Share on other sites
Live R Perfect Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Hell yeah, whats that all about? I get spammed nearly everyday with offers of viewing the Paris Hilton video. The irony is, they probably got my address from various asexuality / celibacy websites. DUH!!! :lol: We could even get quite hardcore for the A-sex tape and show fully clothed HUGGING! That'd cause some controversy! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 *Shields eyes in disgust* Oh, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children? ...:P I too get spammed by that nearly every day. My computer got infected by one of those "uses you as a spam outlet" viruses once, so I could be the spam port of the tape! Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 I get offers for that tape bi-daily. Then I warn offerer to death with my multiple AIM accounts. Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 LOL! I love the fully clothed hugging idea! We could have someone surreptitiously taping a couple of people talking and whispering things into the camera like, 'Oh my God, I think they're going to...They ARE I just know it...Oh, yeah...Oh, yeah. YES! They hugged!! I KNEW they would! A-whores. And in public too!' Cate Link to post Share on other sites
Live R Perfect Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 LMAO! :lol: Right then, a few of us will have to get together and do this now, just for comedy value! Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Paris Hilton... that bitch. I hate her. Link to post Share on other sites
JKReagan99 Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 thankfully I never have heard of Paris Hilton...but yeah I'm sure I would complety hate those ads as well :evil: Good idea for the video though ;) :) Link to post Share on other sites
Aiko-chan Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 They spam me everyday for that stupid thing! :x The video should be us smashing the Paris Hilton video into 8469235806903 little pieces! :D aiko~ Link to post Share on other sites
bard of aven Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Wait....Paris Hilton isn't a hotel???? boa Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 I like Aiko-chan's idea!! :P Cate Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Wait....Paris Hilton isn't a hotel????boa I'm sure there is a Hilton in Paris. Unlike Paris Hilton, however, the lights are on, people are "home" and the elevator goes all the way to the top. Link to post Share on other sites
Live R Perfect Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Yeah, I also thought the name Paris Hilton referred to a hotel until this thread started! :D Edit: :evil: GRRRRR!! Some m****r f****r just spammed me about it AGAIN!! Blocking those mails doesn't seem to do any good as they keep changing their e-mail addresses and domain names... Ooooooh I could crush a grape! :evil: Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 trendy my ass... you know it's something other than that when they start emailing that shit to you. :evil: Link to post Share on other sites
(SP) Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 I'm sure there is a Hilton in Paris. Unlike Paris Hilton, however, the lights are on, people are "home" and the elevator goes all the way to the top. the hotel paris hilton is also more difficult to get inside Link to post Share on other sites
Skiddaloxx Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Here's a picture of Paris Hilton: Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I'm sure there is a Hilton in Paris. Unlike Paris Hilton, however, the lights are on, people are "home" and the elevator goes all the way to the top. the hotel paris hilton is also more difficult to get inside :lol: Apparently only if you have out of date military recon equipment. Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Here's a picture of Paris Hilton: Looks like Courtney Love, but without the dignity. Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 LMAO@cronos! Right on. Cate Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 *hacks herself unconscious laughing her ass off* :) :D :twisted: :lol: :o :shock: :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
JKReagan99 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 all I can say is that picture is really disturbing to me :? *leaves before feeling sick* Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 *thoughtfully* Why would you bother wearing a top at all if your breasts are visible? Wouldn't it just be easier and less chaffing to go around topless if you're intent on having people lookit your nipples? Link to post Share on other sites
cijay Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 All of your remarks are SOOO good, I can't pick a favourite. I always said that about why bother wearing clothes when you can see all anyway? I always wondered why women don't wear their bras and thongs on the outisde because you can see it all anyway. My contribution for an asexual video, I'd like to be the girl at the end of the night who hugs everyone good night, gets a ride home, says goodnight and goes to her house by herself. Or has the gang in and we play "Trivial Pursuit" No wait!!! How about TWISTER with our CLOTHES ON??? Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 GAHHH! MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Damn you, Hilton, now I have to bleach them! I shall have revenge! *grabs wakizashi, runs off* Link to post Share on other sites
PinkOlorin Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Am I the only one who found the room decor equally (or more) disturbing? Link to post Share on other sites
cronos Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Am I the only one who found the room decor equally (or more) disturbing? It is very... beige. And yet garish. Blandly outlandish. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 If we really want to get risque, we could have one of them put a sweater on, while the other cries "Oh yeah, baby! Put it on!" Link to post Share on other sites
Aiko-chan Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 That photo was disturbing. :? How about we just smash Paris Hilton herself into 39245729357 little pieces :?: Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 If we really want to get risque, we could have one of them put a sweater on, while the other cries "Oh yeah, baby! Put it on!" LMMAO!!! (& choking while hacking self to death... damned cold) actually, in one of the magazines that i read (us weekly, i think), there's a picture of her in short shorts & a bikini top, & she has nothing in that area. flat as a fucking BOARD. Link to post Share on other sites
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