Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Pretty straightforward. The least helpful super power you could have that is still super human Examples may include thinks such as: -Perpetually glowing thumbs. -Summoning an army of terrified geckos on command. Thus they would drop their tails and run, leaving you with a pile of lizard tails ultimately. -Will always commit tax fraud by pure mistake. -Shapeshifting into a piece of toilet paper/paper towel/etc. I have more, but I wanted to get ideas from y'all too. Link to post Share on other sites
nineGardens Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I terms of "B grade" I'm going to go with "Ability to read the minds of squirrels" and "Levitates one foot below ground level." In terms of actually WORST powers..... "You have immortality grade good luck (duck a missile while picking up a penny)... but such good luck always comes at the expense of someone else that you care about" Or how about "The ability to heal/mend anyone... but that your power always makes subtle alterations to their appearance/personality while you are doing it." Link to post Share on other sites
Retcon_Gecko Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 The ability to turn into a tree. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Probably something that really decrease your quality of life/makes you miserable, example: "everyone/everything you like dies immediately". Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I was thinking something like stretchiness, like Mr. Fantastic or Plastic Man, but with the condition that the more you stretched out the less elastic your skin would become until you would just be a pile of stretched out flesh. Link to post Share on other sites
uhtred Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Super enhanced sense of taste. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 @ByeYall! Oh, that's just EDS. Kek Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Mind reading. People disturb me enough with what comes out of their mouths. I don't even want to think about what's going on in their heads Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Woops, sorry! I didn't know what I described was an actual physical condition. Sorry about that! 😬 Link to post Share on other sites
SithLord Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Glowing. Imagine all the bugs you'd attract! Link to post Share on other sites
AceMissBehaving Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Mind reading Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 The ability to read the minds but limit to koalas and gold fish Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Super strength would be pretty terrible, if you think about it. You'd always be accidentally breaking things, grocery stores and other companies would sue you for damages, and people would be afraid you'd crush them. Link to post Share on other sites
CajunAce Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 The ability to drive a stick shift The ability to steal candy from children. Link to post Share on other sites
fuzzipueo Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, CajunAce said: The ability to drive a stick shift Actually, that's an awesome ability and driving a stick shift can be fun too. Link to post Share on other sites
CelesteAdAstra Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Turning everything you touch into jelly Link to post Share on other sites
AceyMacey Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 You can read minds but only of extinct animals. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, blunose2772 said: Mind reading. People disturb me enough with what comes out of their mouths. I don't even want to think about what's going on in their heads Again a "yup, this." Are you me? 😂 I just think of the old Buffy episode "Earshot", and get the creeps thinking of telepathy that has even the remotest chance of not being 100% reliably shutdownable... Link to post Share on other sites
Madao Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Vomiting diamonds or any other precious jewels every time you open your mouth to speak sounds a bit too stressful for me. Also, being able to turn everything you touch into gold. That's the worst power for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Bio 7 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 39 minutes ago, CelesteAdAstra said: Turning everything you touch into jelly Better than the Midas touch, at least you can still eat. If it’s really good jelly then you could create plenty and sell it for your family/friends before you die. That is if you haven’t touched them first. Link to post Share on other sites
Tree snake Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I think being like Wolverine would ultimately suck. Other than that super hearing and mindreading would leave me in nervous heep ‘cuz “Shut up and leave me alone” Less serious: the power to knock a small town unconscious with the odour from your farts would be a power used only in an absolute emergency. Link to post Share on other sites
theonewhorocks Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Being able to shit your pants on command Link to post Share on other sites
Ennis Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Being able to look through clothes and other types of fabric. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Accelerated facial hair growth. Having to shave every two days is bad enough. 2 hours ago, fuzzipueo said: Actually, that's an awesome ability and driving a stick shift can be fun too. Throw in an auxiliary transmission and a heavy load and you're in for all kinds of fun. Link to post Share on other sites
Rockblossom Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 The reverse of telepathy. Everyone around you is forced to hear every stray thought that passes through your head. Link to post Share on other sites
Anie Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 The ability to freeze time, but you are physically frozen too. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 -The ability to vomit sulphuric acid, but with zero ability to protect yourself from its effects. -Super vision that allows you to see through 99% of a concrete slab. You pass out after each unsuccessful attempt. -The ability to have your breath smell like whale carcass on command. -To turn water to powdered milk. -To be able to eat and digest metal. -To be able to blend in with scenery, as long as its a building and painted black. Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 hours ago, theonewhorocks said: Being able to shit your pants on command You could probably make a comedy routine out of it 20 minutes ago, Perspektiv said: To be able to eat and digest metal. I think there’s actually someone who can do that, and then used it to eat a small plane because they could 😅 How about the ability to turn yourself inside out once, and you can’t change back. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 hours ago, theonewhorocks said: Being able to shit your pants on command Give a person enough bad spicy food and this isnt far from reality. How about deathly forceful urine stream? Link to post Share on other sites
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