What Belongs On Pizza?

[NoraGrace]

Cheese

 

[RoseGoesToYale]

Dangit, this thread is really making me want pizza for dinner...

[Bio 7]

I only eat homemade pizza, and I made it twice in school and once again a couple of months back. Cheese, mushroom, maybe some red peppers, onion.

[Gloomy]

The only place pineapple belongs is in a incinerator. As for pizza, just put pepperoni on it like a normal person.

[Duke Memphis]

Honestly, my favorite topping is sausage, but there's no controversy in that.

[Janus the Fox]

 

[Aimeendfire]

Pineapple on pineapple with extra pineapple on top for diversity.

no ham though just pineapple

[KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty]

Since I'm vegetarian, gluten free, and cow dairy free, I make do with cheddar goat cheese and mozzarella goat cheese.  

[Duke Memphis]

50 minutes ago, Aimeendfire said:

Pineapple on pineapple with extra pineapple on top for diversity.

no ham though just pineapple

I'd watch that movie! 😂

[Guest]

I like pesto. I also like spinach on pizza. Or when you put slices of tomato on the pizza instead of sauce.

[Member131995]

2 minutes ago, Winter Spirit ❅ said:

I like pesto. I also like spinach on pizza. Or when you put slices of tomato on the pizza instead of sauce.

Okay but that sounds pretty yummy, also pesto is delicious!

[daveb]

4 hours ago, Gloomy said:

The only place pineapple belongs is in a incinerator. As for pizza, just put pepperoni on it like a normal person.

The one sensible post in this whole thread.  

[Demi Dad]

my pizza has to have spicy sausage  with extra cheese and if i feel like something different a white pie with spinach (now i want pizza)

[Karst]

I personally cannot stand mushrooms.  The taste reminds me of biting into bread that you didn't realize had gone moldy.

[Bio 7]

3 hours ago, Ardoise said:

I personally cannot stand mushrooms.  The taste reminds me of biting into bread that you didn't realize had gone moldy.

I adore mushrooms, I don’t know what you have been doing to them.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Bio 7 said:

I adore mushrooms, I don’t know what you have been doing to them.

I also like mushrooms, but to each their own.

 

I especially like mushrooms and sausage paired together, that combination is so perfect. With black olives. And scallions.

[Guest]

I'm intrigued by squash blossoms as a pizza topping. Maybe not the egg, though.

[erf]

Sauce and Cheese

[Bio 7]

4 hours ago, Winter Spirit ❅ said:

I also like mushrooms, but to each their own.

 

I especially like mushrooms and sausage paired together, that combination is so perfect. With black olives. And scallions.

My stroganoff had mushrooms and sausages in it, my favourite meal. Also baby corn, nice and crunch.

 

How did I start this tangent again?

[Duke Memphis]

6 hours ago, Bio 7 said:

How did I start this tangent again?

By dividing the length of the opposite leg by the length of the adjacent leg.

[SorryNotSorry]

I hope this thread will not start a fistfight that the mods and admins will have to weigh in on and break up.

 

That said, these are mine:

YES

Cheese 

Pepperoni

Sausage

Mushrooms

Olives

Anchovies

Sausage

Ham

Bell peppers

Chicken

 

NO

Pineapple

Onions

Hot peppers

Candy and gum

Bananas

Fish

Tofu

Beans

Cilantro

Poppy seeds

[Dreamsexual]

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[Goonie]

i will eat pineapple on pizza IF all the other pizza options look even nastier

kind of a less of all evils things

[gtickno2]

I feel like I had pineapple on pizza ruined for me when my stepmom put so much pineapple on a homemade pizza that you couldn't see the pizza underneath and it made the crust all soggy. I would much rather just eat the pineapple on its own

[Homer]

Painapple is not fruit. Fruit implies a certain degree of edibleness painapples do not possess. A pile of horse poop sounds more appropriate on a pizza than whatever this culinary plane crash is.

 

Fuck painapple.

[Sally]

On 5/31/2019 at 7:47 AM, Dreamsexual said:

Cat milk cheese.

Cats don't give milk.

 

Do you mean CAT on pizza?   That should be in the ToS.

 

[Dreamsexual]

On ‎6‎/‎2‎/‎2019 at 7:48 AM, Sally said:

Cats don't give milk.

.

[Duke Memphis]

On 6/2/2019 at 1:09 AM, gtickno2 said:

I feel like I had pineapple on pizza ruined for me when my stepmom put so much pineapple on a homemade pizza that you couldn't see the pizza underneath and it made the crust all soggy. I would much rather just eat the pineapple on its own

That's perfectly understandable. Soggy crust is the devil's work in pizza. You might as well just make a pizza with a half-cooked noodle.

 

On 6/2/2019 at 1:17 AM, Homer said:

Painapple is not fruit. Fruit implies a certain degree of edibleness painapples do not possess. A pile of horse poop sounds more appropriate on a pizza than whatever this culinary plane crash is.

 

Fuck painapple.

I think you've been eating the spiky skin of the pineapple, which protects the delicious interior.

[scarletlatitude]

That... is a lot of creative ways to say pineapple. 

[Lady.Saturnina.94]

I like my pizza with spiky Hawaiian edible Nerf football and jalapeno!