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But do you want to lick it? - how I figured out I was ace

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ryn2
14 hours ago, Anthracite_Impreza said:

A rabbit bit my chest when I was younger, chest being the least dysphoria-inducing term for what you can gather. I still have the scar.

Did you bite the rabbit back?

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Anthracite_Impreza
1 minute ago, ryn2 said:

Did you bite the rabbit back?

I wouldn't dare, his name was Bouncer and he acted like one.

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ryn2
Just now, Anthracite_Impreza said:

I wouldn't dare, his name was Bouncer and he acted like one.

I’ve bitten my cats but would never lick one.  Ew.  So much hair.

 

Some people are definitely more into licking and/or sniffing than others.  I don’t think it divides along ace/sexual lines, sadly, because a lick test is pleasing in its simplicity.

 

I loooooove ice cream but hate licking it.  Spoon only!

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CustardCream

Licking a human (or animal, or ideed anything I'm not actually planning to eat)? Ewwww. Just no.

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ryn2
12 minutes ago, CustardCream said:

Licking a human (or animal, or ideed anything I'm not actually planning to eat)? Ewwww. Just no.

I don’t even like to lick things I *am* planning to eat.

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Anthracite_Impreza

I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage.

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ryn2
Just now, Anthracite_Impreza said:

I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage.

I scrape it off with a spoon because i don’t want to lick the lid!

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CustardCream
4 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said:

I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage.

Shocking. Truly shocking.

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Dreamsexual

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Anthracite_Impreza
1 minute ago, Dreamsexual said:

Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms?  Just me, huh.  Well, that's unexpected.

You being odd? How unexpected ;)

 

Nah, no lick, only rag the gearbox out of them :ph34r:

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CustardCream
2 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms?  Just me, huh.  Well, that's unexpected.

Doesn't sound like it's a strong indicator of sexuality so far - although we haven't had very many sexual viewpoints yet.

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 2:16 PM, CustardCream said:

Doesn't sound like it's a strong indicator of sexuality so far - although we haven't had very many sexual viewpoints yet.

 

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ryn2
9 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms?  Just me, huh.  Well, that's unexpected.

I know a lot of people who claim to want to lick mens’ well-developed abs but I’ve never asked whether they mean it literally or it’s just a thing people say.  😂

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 2:23 PM, ryn2 said:

I know a lot of people who claim to want to lick mens’ well-developed abs but I’ve never asked whether they mean it literally or it’s just a thing people say.  😂

 

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Anthracite_Impreza

The more I think about it the more gross it gets, especially where humans are concerned. They're all sweaty and fleshy and urgh 🤢 I mean I wouldn't lick a vehicle either, but at least they're not sweaty and covered in BO.

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 2:35 PM, Anthracite_Impreza said:

The more I think about it the more gross it gets, especially where humans are concerned. They're all sweaty and fleshy and urgh

 

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ryn2
10 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

I suspect quite a few mean it.

They very well may.  I didn’t assume they didn’t, just never had reason to ask.

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Nodel

Oh dear gods what have I started 😳🤣

 

And yes! Please terrify the other newbies with my traumatizing idea! Lickology shall live on in infamy! 🤣

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 3:21 PM, Nodel said:

Oh dear gods what have I started 😳🤣

 

And yes! Please terrify the other newbies with my traumatizing idea! Lickology shall live on in infamy! 🤣

 

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Alejandrogynous

This thread is hilarious. 😂

 

But in all seriousness, I kinda did this too, just about kissing. Whenever I found someone attractive, I would try to imagine myself kissing them and the answer was always no thank you. It definitely helped me clarify my feelings. 

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Anthracite_Impreza
18 minutes ago, Nodel said:

Oh dear gods what have I started 😳🤣

 

And yes! Please terrify the other newbies with my traumatizing idea! Lickology shall live on in infamy! 🤣

You have achieved AVEN meme status.

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CelesteAdAstra

Oh no, lickology is threatening my classification as asexual 😂  To differentiate my asexual attraction from allosexuals who talk about whom they find hot, I just recently started to say things like "He's so pretty I want to lick him." instead of the more lewd 4-letter word others use so often 🤣 Wait, is that weird?

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ryn2

For whatever reason this discussion has caused me to end up with the Buzzcocks’ “Why Can’t I Touch It?” stuck in my head.  *sigh*

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kiaroskuro
2 hours ago, CelesteAdAstra said:

Oh no, lickology is threatening my classification as asexual 😂  To differentiate my asexual attraction from allosexuals who talk about whom they find hot, I just recently started to say things like "He's so pretty I want to lick him." instead of the more lewd 4-letter word others use so often 🤣 Wait, is that weird?

I'm with you on this one, although I don't think I ever seriously wanted to l*ck somebody 😂

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Skycaptain
6 hours ago, ryn2 said:

I’ve bitten my cats but would never lick one.  Ew.  So much hair.

 

 

Spoilered because super crude, but I can't resist 

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Second spoiler, this is mega crude, X-rated and belongs in sex talk

 

Spoiler

This could be the only way an asexual would lick a hairy pussy 

 

 

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 7:15 PM, kiaroskuro said:

although I don't think I ever seriously wanted to l*ck somebody 😂

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Aimeendfire
6 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

You're missing out, lol :). The urge itself is delightful.

I’m more of a biter myself :ph34r:

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3 minutes ago, Aimeendfire said:

I’m more of a biter myself :ph34r:

Why do I... kinda remember this. :lol: 

 

:ph34r: 

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 8:09 PM, Aimeendfire said:

I’m more of a biter myself :ph34r:

 

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Aimeendfire

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