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But do you want to lick it? - how I figured out I was ace


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Anthracite_Impreza

The more I think about it the more gross it gets, especially where humans are concerned. They're all sweaty and fleshy and urgh 🤢 I mean I wouldn't lick a vehicle either, but at least they're not sweaty and covered in BO.

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 2:35 PM, Anthracite_Impreza said:

The more I think about it the more gross it gets, especially where humans are concerned. They're all sweaty and fleshy and urgh

 

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10 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

I suspect quite a few mean it.

They very well may.  I didn’t assume they didn’t, just never had reason to ask.

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Oh dear gods what have I started 😳🤣

 

And yes! Please terrify the other newbies with my traumatizing idea! Lickology shall live on in infamy! 🤣

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 3:21 PM, Nodel said:

Oh dear gods what have I started 😳🤣

 

And yes! Please terrify the other newbies with my traumatizing idea! Lickology shall live on in infamy! 🤣

 

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Alejandrogynous

This thread is hilarious. 😂

 

But in all seriousness, I kinda did this too, just about kissing. Whenever I found someone attractive, I would try to imagine myself kissing them and the answer was always no thank you. It definitely helped me clarify my feelings. 

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Anthracite_Impreza
18 minutes ago, Nodel said:

Oh dear gods what have I started 😳🤣

 

And yes! Please terrify the other newbies with my traumatizing idea! Lickology shall live on in infamy! 🤣

You have achieved AVEN meme status.

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CelesteAdAstra

Oh no, lickology is threatening my classification as asexual 😂  To differentiate my asexual attraction from allosexuals who talk about whom they find hot, I just recently started to say things like "He's so pretty I want to lick him." instead of the more lewd 4-letter word others use so often 🤣 Wait, is that weird?

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For whatever reason this discussion has caused me to end up with the Buzzcocks’ “Why Can’t I Touch It?” stuck in my head.  *sigh*

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kiaroskuro
2 hours ago, CelesteAdAstra said:

Oh no, lickology is threatening my classification as asexual 😂  To differentiate my asexual attraction from allosexuals who talk about whom they find hot, I just recently started to say things like "He's so pretty I want to lick him." instead of the more lewd 4-letter word others use so often 🤣 Wait, is that weird?

I'm with you on this one, although I don't think I ever seriously wanted to l*ck somebody 😂

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Skycaptain
6 hours ago, ryn2 said:

I’ve bitten my cats but would never lick one.  Ew.  So much hair.

 

 

Spoilered because super crude, but I can't resist 

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Second spoiler, this is mega crude, X-rated and belongs in sex talk

 

Spoiler

This could be the only way an asexual would lick a hairy pussy 

 

 

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 7:15 PM, kiaroskuro said:

although I don't think I ever seriously wanted to l*ck somebody 😂

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Aimeendfire
6 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

You're missing out, lol :). The urge itself is delightful.

I’m more of a biter myself :ph34r:

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 8:09 PM, Aimeendfire said:

I’m more of a biter myself :ph34r:

 

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1 hour ago, Skycaptain said:

Spoilered because super crude

I would reword the lead-in to “not even this enough to get an asexual...”

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everywhere and nowhere
7 hours ago, ryn2 said:

I’ve bitten my cats but would never lick one.  Ew.  So much hair.

I have seen a friend lick her dog's tongue. Eeeeeeeeew!!! 🤢

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Crazycrazycultist
22 hours ago, ByeYall! said:

My poor child, who tortured you with cake icing as a child? I just don't understand how things could have turned out otherwise unless you were somehow made to hate it.😁 I'm kidding of course.

Being tortured with cake icing sounds like something someone would have to see to believe.

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Crazycrazycultist
18 hours ago, The Terrible Travis said:

i also tried the licking test and i concluded that i am sexually attracted to ice cream 

Ice cream sexual?

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17 minutes ago, Nowhere Girl said:

I have seen a friend lick her dog's tongue. Eeeeeeeeew!!! 🤢

Ew!  I’ve licked my cat’s nose but only by accident and we were both displeased.

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19 minutes ago, Crazycrazycultist said:

Being tortured with cake icing sounds like something someone would have to see to believe.

My mother told me she used to pester her mother mid-project for samples of buttercream frosting (as a child), so one time her mother forced her to eat an entire recipe of it until she was sick.  That might qualify!

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Dreamsexual

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Nope, no air quotes.  Actual inadvertent collision, normally caused by me turning to look at something while talking or by the cat making a play for my bite of food.

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Aimeendfire

I bite my cats ears all the time...is that not what everyone does ? :P

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1 minute ago, Aimeendfire said:

I bite my cats ears all the time...is that not what everyone does ? :P

I can’t say I never have...

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 10:13 PM, ryn2 said:

Nope, no air quotes.  Actual inadvertent collision, normally caused by me turning to look at something while talking or by the cat making a play for my bite of food.

 

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Believe what you want.  *shrugs*  I’m the last person who’d be licking anything at all on purpose.

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 10:22 PM, ryn2 said:

Believe what you want.  *shrugs*  I’m the last person who’d be licking anything at all on purpose.

 

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Crazycrazycultist
33 minutes ago, ryn2 said:

My mother told me she used to pester her mother mid-project for samples of buttercream frosting (as a child), so one time her mother forced her to eat an entire recipe of it until she was sick.  That might qualify!

Wow!

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Janus the Fox

I've never connected the mouth toward anything sexual, most don't I don't think and not exactly connected to sexuality.  Mouth to genitals isn't my thing either.

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