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But do you want to lick it? - how I figured out I was ace


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1 hour ago, Jade Cross said:

I thought this was gonna be a thread about tootsie roll pops like the old commercial

 

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aquariusabandoned

I don’t want to lick anyone😅

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1 minute ago, aquariusabandoned said:

I don’t want to lick anyone😅

Neither do I! 😁 

 

I just remembered this was started by a story I’d read the day before going to the beach. And the main character had imagined doing some very x-rated things to their prospective love interest after only a few dates and I was like “is that what allosexuals really think like?”

 

So yeah, I got the idea from a fanfic basically. 🤷‍♀️ 

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Aimeendfire

Now whenever a newbie starts an “am I asexual?” thread  I will be ...

-have you tried the licking test? -

 

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7 minutes ago, Aimeendfire said:

Now whenever a newbie starts an “am I asexual?” thread  I will be ...

-have you tried the licking test? -

 

 

I'm the oafish one who has that kind of glued to my head so I will be responsible for some confused kid going around thinking about licking people. And if you hear about a serial licker somewhere it'll be my fault.

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28 minutes ago, Aimeendfire said:

Now whenever a newbie starts an “am I asexual?” thread  I will be ...

-have you tried the licking test? -

 

This must happen.

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Dreamsexual
On 22 May 2019 at 12:36 AM, aquariusabandoned said:

I don’t want to lick anyone😅

 

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The Terrible Travis

i also tried the licking test and i concluded that i am sexually attracted to ice cream 

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On 22 May 2019 at 2:45 AM, The Terrible Travis said:

i also tried the licking test and i concluded that i am sexually attracted to ice cream 

 

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18 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

Can we spend a few hours re-defining your micro labels to reflect this insight?

 

Aven step 1: lick test

Aven step 2: hours of finding the correct set of micro labels to reflect lickology

First of all, that is hilarious. Secondly, I’m espressoicelactosexual vanilla-chocosprinkleromantic according to the lick test.

 

Also, I’m 100% sexual and 500% do not want to lick anything other than ice cream.

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3 hours ago, disGraceful said:

First of all, that is hilarious. Secondly, I’m espressoicelactosexual vanilla-chocosprinkleromantic according to the lick test.

 

Also, I’m 100% sexual and 500% do not want to lick anything other than ice cream.

They'll be a flag for that tomorrow.

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On 22 May 2019 at 6:25 AM, Firefly8 said:

They'll be a flag for that tomorrow.

 

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Custard Cream
31 minutes ago, Firefly8 said:

They'll be a flag for that tomorrow.

Cream and brown stripes?

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Skeletonducky

LICKOLOGY

 

😂 I actually died.

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Skycaptain

So this is where the Rolling Stones got their reputation from 

 

https://images.app.goo.gl/cTTnYtwnVijhXoE89

 

 

Reference the OP. It's an interesting analogy, and if it works for you, fine. As my tabby cat likes to lick my forehead to wake me up, and many animals lick their owners I hope this isn't too literal

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14 hours ago, Anthracite_Impreza said:

A rabbit bit my chest when I was younger, chest being the least dysphoria-inducing term for what you can gather. I still have the scar.

Did you bite the rabbit back?

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Anthracite_Impreza
1 minute ago, ryn2 said:

Did you bite the rabbit back?

I wouldn't dare, his name was Bouncer and he acted like one.

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Just now, Anthracite_Impreza said:

I wouldn't dare, his name was Bouncer and he acted like one.

I’ve bitten my cats but would never lick one.  Ew.  So much hair.

 

Some people are definitely more into licking and/or sniffing than others.  I don’t think it divides along ace/sexual lines, sadly, because a lick test is pleasing in its simplicity.

 

I loooooove ice cream but hate licking it.  Spoon only!

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Custard Cream

Licking a human (or animal, or ideed anything I'm not actually planning to eat)? Ewwww. Just no.

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12 minutes ago, CustardCream said:

Licking a human (or animal, or ideed anything I'm not actually planning to eat)? Ewwww. Just no.

I don’t even like to lick things I *am* planning to eat.

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Anthracite_Impreza

I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage.

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Just now, Anthracite_Impreza said:

I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage.

I scrape it off with a spoon because i don’t want to lick the lid!

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4 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said:

I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage.

Shocking. Truly shocking.

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Dreamsexual

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1 minute ago, Dreamsexual said:

Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms?  Just me, huh.  Well, that's unexpected.

You being odd? How unexpected ;)

 

Nah, no lick, only rag the gearbox out of them :ph34r:

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2 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms?  Just me, huh.  Well, that's unexpected.

Doesn't sound like it's a strong indicator of sexuality so far - although we haven't had very many sexual viewpoints yet.

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On 22 May 2019 at 2:16 PM, CustardCream said:

Doesn't sound like it's a strong indicator of sexuality so far - although we haven't had very many sexual viewpoints yet.

 

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9 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said:

Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms?  Just me, huh.  Well, that's unexpected.

I know a lot of people who claim to want to lick mens’ well-developed abs but I’ve never asked whether they mean it literally or it’s just a thing people say.  😂

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On 22 May 2019 at 2:23 PM, ryn2 said:

I know a lot of people who claim to want to lick mens’ well-developed abs but I’ve never asked whether they mean it literally or it’s just a thing people say.  😂

 

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