Firefly8 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Jade Cross said: I thought this was gonna be a thread about tootsie roll pops like the old commercial Link to post Share on other sites
aquariusabandoned Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 I don’t want to lick anyone😅 Link to post Share on other sites
Nodel Posted May 21, 2019 Author Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 minute ago, aquariusabandoned said: I don’t want to lick anyone😅 Neither do I! 😁 I just remembered this was started by a story I’d read the day before going to the beach. And the main character had imagined doing some very x-rated things to their prospective love interest after only a few dates and I was like “is that what allosexuals really think like?” So yeah, I got the idea from a fanfic basically. 🤷♀️ Link to post Share on other sites
Aimeendfire Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Now whenever a newbie starts an “am I asexual?” thread I will be ... -have you tried the licking test? - Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Aimeendfire said: Now whenever a newbie starts an “am I asexual?” thread I will be ... -have you tried the licking test? - I'm the oafish one who has that kind of glued to my head so I will be responsible for some confused kid going around thinking about licking people. And if you hear about a serial licker somewhere it'll be my fault. Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 28 minutes ago, Aimeendfire said: Now whenever a newbie starts an “am I asexual?” thread I will be ... -have you tried the licking test? - This must happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamsexual Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 22 May 2019 at 12:36 AM, aquariusabandoned said: I don’t want to lick anyone😅 Link to post Share on other sites
The Terrible Travis Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 i also tried the licking test and i concluded that i am sexually attracted to ice cream Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamsexual Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 22 May 2019 at 2:45 AM, The Terrible Travis said: i also tried the licking test and i concluded that i am sexually attracted to ice cream Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said: Can we spend a few hours re-defining your micro labels to reflect this insight? Aven step 1: lick test Aven step 2: hours of finding the correct set of micro labels to reflect lickology First of all, that is hilarious. Secondly, I’m espressoicelactosexual vanilla-chocosprinkleromantic according to the lick test. Also, I’m 100% sexual and 500% do not want to lick anything other than ice cream. Link to post Share on other sites
Firefly8 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 hours ago, disGraceful said: First of all, that is hilarious. Secondly, I’m espressoicelactosexual vanilla-chocosprinkleromantic according to the lick test. Also, I’m 100% sexual and 500% do not want to lick anything other than ice cream. They'll be a flag for that tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamsexual Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 22 May 2019 at 6:25 AM, Firefly8 said: They'll be a flag for that tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, Firefly8 said: They'll be a flag for that tomorrow. Cream and brown stripes? Link to post Share on other sites
Skeletonducky Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 LICKOLOGY 😂 I actually died. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 So this is where the Rolling Stones got their reputation from https://images.app.goo.gl/cTTnYtwnVijhXoE89 Reference the OP. It's an interesting analogy, and if it works for you, fine. As my tabby cat likes to lick my forehead to wake me up, and many animals lick their owners I hope this isn't too literal Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 14 hours ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: A rabbit bit my chest when I was younger, chest being the least dysphoria-inducing term for what you can gather. I still have the scar. Did you bite the rabbit back? Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, ryn2 said: Did you bite the rabbit back? I wouldn't dare, his name was Bouncer and he acted like one. Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Just now, Anthracite_Impreza said: I wouldn't dare, his name was Bouncer and he acted like one. I’ve bitten my cats but would never lick one. Ew. So much hair. Some people are definitely more into licking and/or sniffing than others. I don’t think it divides along ace/sexual lines, sadly, because a lick test is pleasing in its simplicity. I loooooove ice cream but hate licking it. Spoon only! Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Licking a human (or animal, or ideed anything I'm not actually planning to eat)? Ewwww. Just no. Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, CustardCream said: Licking a human (or animal, or ideed anything I'm not actually planning to eat)? Ewwww. Just no. I don’t even like to lick things I *am* planning to eat. Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage. Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Just now, Anthracite_Impreza said: I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage. I scrape it off with a spoon because i don’t want to lick the lid! Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: I lick the yoghurt off the lid because I'm a savage. Shocking. Truly shocking. Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Dreamsexual said: Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms? Just me, huh. Well, that's unexpected. You being odd? How unexpected Nah, no lick, only rag the gearbox out of them Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said: Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms? Just me, huh. Well, that's unexpected. Doesn't sound like it's a strong indicator of sexuality so far - although we haven't had very many sexual viewpoints yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamsexual Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 22 May 2019 at 2:16 PM, CustardCream said: Doesn't sound like it's a strong indicator of sexuality so far - although we haven't had very many sexual viewpoints yet. Link to post Share on other sites
ryn2 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dreamsexual said: Is there no one here who gets a strong desire to lick attractive forms? Just me, huh. Well, that's unexpected. I know a lot of people who claim to want to lick mens’ well-developed abs but I’ve never asked whether they mean it literally or it’s just a thing people say. 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamsexual Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 22 May 2019 at 2:23 PM, ryn2 said: I know a lot of people who claim to want to lick mens’ well-developed abs but I’ve never asked whether they mean it literally or it’s just a thing people say. 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
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