Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 What are the advantages to being asexual? Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 The rules of surviving scary movies - according to the movie 'scream' You can't have sex You can't do drink or drugs You can't say 'I'll be right back' I think I'll survive... Link to post Share on other sites
Karst Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I have never felt the temptation to come back from a con with a body pillow of dubious tastefulness. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeletonducky Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I guess as a secret agent you'd be able to avoid being seduced on a mission. Which seems to happen all too often in movies. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, CustardCream said: The rules of surviving scary movies - according to the movie 'scream' You can't have sex You can't do drink or drugs You can't say 'I'll be right back' I think I'll survive... Uh-oh, I kind of dropped the ball on that one. I can't be labeled "average" or "ordinary". 'Nuff said, for now anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jon A. said: Uh-oh, I kind of dropped the ball on that one. I can't be labeled "average" or "ordinary". 'Nuff said, for now anyway. I'm kind of curious now... plus, you obviously would be the perfect person to watch a scary movie with... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, CustardCream said: I'm kind of curious now... plus, you obviously would be the perfect person to watch a scary movie with... Curious about what? For sure, as long as it's Scary Movie 3. 👍 (I couldn't resist. ) Orphan is a favorite of mine; it kept me on the edge of my seat at first, but after that I was totally cool with it. Two characters fall victim to violent deaths, but watching those is a cakewalk compared to when the parents get "in the mood". Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jon A. said: Curious about what? For sure, as long as it's Scary Movie 3. 👍 (I couldn't resist. ) Orphan is a favorite of mine; it kept me on the edge of my seat at first, but after that I was totally cool with it. Two characters fall victim to violent deaths, but watching those is a cakewalk compared to when the parents get "in the mood". I was curious as to why you had a problem with 'I'll be right back' ,😂 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, CustardCream said: I was curious as to why you had a problem with 'I'll be right back' ,😂 Ah okay. 😄 Oh wait, characters in the films usually say that just before checking out a suspicious noise right? I just say that when I have something to do in another room, taking out trash, taking a walk to the store at the end of the road, stuff like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I have oodles more disposable income and free time than other people with families and relationships. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Jon A. said: Ah okay. 😄 Oh wait, characters in the films usually say that just before checking out a suspicious noise right? I just say that when I have something to do in another room, taking out trash, taking a walk to the store at the end of the road, stuff like that. Ahhh... well, in real life I guess that's probably OK... but if there are murders going on in your vicinity, I would avoid that phrase. Link to post Share on other sites
iam135 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I can happily hog my whole bed and don't have to fight for my blankets. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, iam135 said: I can happily hog my whole bed and don't have to fight for my blankets. Jealous. I have a partner... Link to post Share on other sites
CajunAce Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I don't have to worry about accidentally getting pregnant. less money for contraceptives = more money for food Link to post Share on other sites
iam135 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, CustardCream said: Jealous. I have a partner... Yeah that might have been more of an aromantic advantage 😆. Link to post Share on other sites
NoraGrace Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 One advantage to me is that because I’m Christian, we’re not supposed to have sex until we’re married (not many people follow it though). When you are sexual and you choose to follow this rule it is called celibacy but since I’m asexual I will probably stay a virgin my whole life, so no problem following that rule. Link to post Share on other sites
Nick2 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 57 minutes ago, Road said: I have oodles more disposable income and free time than other people with families and relationships. Bingo...we have a winner !!! Link to post Share on other sites
Nick2 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, NoraGrace said: One advantage to me is that because I’m Christian, we’re not supposed to have sex until we’re married (not many people follow it though). When you are sexual and you choose to follow this rule it is called celibacy but since I’m asexual I will probably stay a virgin my whole life, so no problem following that rule. But you will have a problem with the "go out and be fruitful" part. Link to post Share on other sites
NoraGrace Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, Nick2 said: But you will have a problem with the "go out and be fruitful" part. Haha yeah I guess so. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazycrazycultist Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I don't have to worry about annoying someone. If I'm never married, no one will have to put up with my annoying jokes and puns! Link to post Share on other sites
Nick2 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Crazycrazycultist said: I don't have to worry about annoying someone. If I'm never married, no one will have to put up with my annoying jokes and puns! Except for us here. LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Yeast Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I'll neither acquire nor infect anybody with anything sexually transmitted. I'd rather die of old age. Link to post Share on other sites
Nick2 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, Yeast said: I'll neither acquire nor infect anybody with anything sexually transmitted. I'd rather die of old age. Good point. (I see those commercials on TV about getting tested for sexual transmitted stuff and think...nope, I don't have to worry about that.) Link to post Share on other sites
iam135 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, Nick2 said: But you will have a problem with the "go out and be fruitful" part. I mean, you could just grow literal fruit. Start a blueberry farm or something 😆. Link to post Share on other sites
Nick2 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, iam135 said: I mean, you could just grow literal fruit. Start a blueberry farm or something 😆. Nice work around. Link to post Share on other sites
abandoned-account Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 48 minutes ago, CustardCream said: Jealous. I have a partner... To be fair couples can still sleep in seperate beds if they want to. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vee. said: To be fair couples can still sleep in seperate beds if they want to. That sounds surprisingly pleasant. But it's not going to happen for me. Not with my (sexual) partner anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
abandoned-account Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Knowing about all of the sex-related problems that often occur in relationships I can hardly even express how thankful I am that my SO and I are both aces who don’t care for such things. I’m not against folks who have “mixed” or poly relationships (as long as you’re respectful and responsible then you do you), but I don’t think I could ever be comfortable in one myself. I’m highly sex-repulsed so “compromise” would be a big NOPE for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Vee. said: Knowing about all of the sex-related problems that often occur in relationships I can hardly even express how thankful I am that my SO and I are both aces who don’t care for such things. I’m not against folks who have “mixed” or poly relationships (as long as you’re respectful and responsible then you do you), but I don’t think I could ever be comfortable in one myself. I’m highly sex-repulsed so “compromise” would be a big nope for me. Being sex repulsed must suck. It's hard enough being sex neutral... Link to post Share on other sites
CajunAce Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 More sleep Link to post Share on other sites
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