Im asexual due to my emenies..

[gandalf]

:!:

Ive read carefully the asexual faq, and it seems that asexuals define themselves and it is a descriptions and one is not defined by it, and so having desire/low sexuality low attraction is inherent.

However, I was hoping to find individuals who might seem to feel that there are some unfair acts in the love game and that their is some form on selfish, mean ways of controlling one way in the love game. The world is not without hate, and it is not always a trigger finger on the battlefield but at home.

I do not think I am asexual, I am a temp-incel. I ws hoping ot find answers to some who might feel that there is somethign bizzare going on.

For those of you whoare asexual and feel threatened or somethign else by ssexuality, it is the adulterer who are enemies of God, as being sexual is earthly, sensual, and 'demonic' according to the scriptures. Perhaps, you are irritated by being earthly, and sensual, and so if you have a religious connection with being asexual the Bible has good information. Now sex is beautiful as the faq points out, and so it is so with those who love each other and marry. If not religious, perhpas you somehow feel that you do not like earthly, sensual, or shall I say it, "damonic" haha I think its so funny.. I get the scariset nightmares, I felt my dreams that were asexual and lacking girls were nightmares, but the ones involving sex were rather off-kilter and were the dark side of some porno store in translavia. Now thats scary. It was my desire to resolve the situation I have at hand by being decadent, being a womanizer and play with cute girls. I love snuggling and cuddling with cutesy girls. I am trying to marry one but have not proposed. Well, have fun being asexual. Besides, Typhoo tea is too strong for me, well, not really, but the caffiene makes me shake, but I like it, haha I like strawberry flavored teas and those gourmet teas.. anyways, I think the troll-namer is immature, perhaps, as I do the same thing so I know what it is like, as I in my privacy name-call all the people I seem to be dysfunctinal with and "kill" with my wishes.. anyways, ahhh God, I love feminine beauty. I love cute waif girls, tall model dames, nubile nymphs, I love girls.

[Zorui]

Um, gandalf, not to insult, but you might sound a bit more credible if you used paragraphs.

[0niTTRay]

Holy shaithe,gandalf has been hardkore tokin out on some good shait

[Skiddaloxx]

For those of you whoare asexual and feel threatened or somethign else by ssexuality, it is the adulterer who are enemies of God, as being sexual is earthly, sensual, and 'demonic' according to the scriptures. Perhaps, you are irritated by being earthly, and sensual, and so if you have a religious connection with being asexual the Bible has good information.

Maybe this is not the correct reply but God is asexual. Think of it! All those superior beings make the impression of being asexual. God, Buddha, Krishna, Jesus, the holy ghost, nature, life, the light, the universe, and the higher energy. All those things and beings are not sexual as we understand it. Most people think that sex is like the holy grail, something universe-changing, like opening the pandora's box, but look at it closely! In fact it's so unimportant and little and definitly not superior, that it's a big joke we make such a hype around it! Yeah, it is just another mosaique in life, like eating, laughing, going for walks, studying, painting, combing hair, writing posts, playing computer games, etc. And all those things add to the puzzle we call "Life". But not everyone needs every mosaique. Asexuals don't need sex for example.

*noogies Pie and OniT* Pie, I have always wanted to ask you which pie you like most! :D

[Zorui]

Chocolate. Quite certainly chocolate.

Now if you excuse me, I am engaged in an AIM duel with the stupidest TCer of all.

[Jayann]

I'm not sure how comfortable I am relating sexuality back to religion. We also don't want to give the impression that asexuality is holy and transcends matters of the earth. I'm quite human, just uninterested in screwing my fellow humans. That's all.

[JKReagan99]

I'm not sure how comfortable I am relating sexuality back to religion. We also don't want to give the impression that asexuality is holy and transcends matters of the earth. I'm quite human, just uninterested in screwing my fellow humans. That's all.

I don't really like bringing up sexuality and religion either. We are who we are. Even if a religion does state one sexuality is better than another, that doesn't mean everyone believes that, nor does it mean everyone should believe it, there are many religions and there is no way of know for sure which, if any, are correct. As soon as people try using religion to further their beliefs, and pushing their beliefs on to others, I see a problem.

[gandalf]

actually, God has a harem

but its of a different one, there are girls who save their virignities, and are virigns, and they die virigns, and they become a part of God'a Harem, and what goes on in there is pretty um, debatable. :twisted: gee I want one, too hehehe

[Skiddaloxx]

Sorry, it wasn't intended to be received that way. Of course we are all down-to-earth, simple humans. No kind of sexuality is more exlusive than the other! I was just trying to portray what strikes me as a coincidence-absent pattern, but that's just me. I believe it's better to lift us up, than tearing them down, but that can switch easily to an arrogant attitude. We don't want to fuck. Basta!

[Jayann]

actually, God has a harem

but its of a different one, there are girls who save their virignities, and are virigns, and they die virigns, and they become a part of God'a Harem, and what goes on in there is pretty um, debatable.

...Um. Okay. *leaves now*

[JKReagan99]

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I could believe/have faith in a God like that :? I tend to see God as a consciousness, not a 'being' per se, so any sexuality for God wouldn't make any sense to me :?

[Bestatued Head]

Who wants a bagel? With strawberry cheese cream? Cool it dude, god damn, what the fuck is wrong with you? I don't get offended easy, but I find it insulting when people point a finger to a nonsexual entity and make them sexual.

[JKReagan99]

Who wants a bagel? With strawberry cheese cream?

Yes, please :)

I find it insulting when people point a finger to a nonsexual entity and make them sexual.

Same :? :?

[Zorui]

..he says God is sexual.

iiinteresting.

[Tom Nook]

This has been the most entertaining thing I've read lately! HAHA, god with a harem!! :lol: what happens to the boys who save their virginities?? :lol:

[JKReagan99]

This has been the most entertaining thing I've read lately! HAHA, god with a harem!! :lol: what happens to the boys who save their virginities?? :lol:

i wasn't going to say anything...but I was wondering that as well..... :?

[Jayann]

And youths who died before puberty? Please don't tell me God molests minors.

[Tom Nook]

And youths who died before puberty? Please don't tell me God molests minors.

LOOOL! *wipes tears from eyes* :lol:

[Zorui]

gandalf, i'm not going to give you any more pardon. God with a harem... GET OUT. NOW.

[Skiddaloxx]

(If you put slapstick music on, you can really laugh about this thread!!)

[Bestatued Head]

(If you put slapstick music on, you can really laugh about this thread!!)

I have Jelly Roll Morton playing, does that count?

[Skiddaloxx]

I am afraid I have never heard of this. But I reckon it will do.

[Bestatued Head]

http://www.redhotjazz.com/redhot.html

this site has some music of Jelly Roll Morton. My favorite is "The Chant".

[Skiddaloxx]

LOL!! :lol: :lol: :lol: That's exactly what I had in my ears!! And now imagine Gandalf and the rest of the board as well wiggle their booties hecticly to the music! LOOOOOOOOOL

[Bestatued Head]

*wiggles booty* heehee. *breaks out in a killer Charleston move.*

[Skiddaloxx]

KILLER CHARLESTON MOVE? LOOOOOOOOOOL

[fluffy_hime]

well, i was avoiding this post because of the complete insanity, but it's so popular i feel left out not posting. ^_^

[gandalf]

:mrgreen:

it is written in some scripture somewrhe that he does, so go read it, the reason why I dont remmeber the scripture is #1: I am not a goody-goody

and why I know about it #2: I am open-minded and not stupid about the truth is. I don't give a rat's ass about what human beings write, as they ae stupid. But still there are entertaining and interesting things to read. But I am not one to make a reilgion out of mans mere words, or make a big deal about completely narrow minded dogma, I look up to higher things, I look up above. I am not going to discuss who wrote the bible, as if they were men without God. I dont want to yakity yak but stil this is an open forum and so we should look at it with an open mind.

I know for sure that most of you are really young, and so are going through a phase, and so, this is your best years of your life to be sexual so try to fall in love and not worry about it. Just dont worry about asexuality or sexuality. Just do whatever you do, your hobbies and intellectualize and strenghten bodies and minds. Guys, the older you get, the less virile you are, so hurry and wisen up. Consider the fact that you might want to have a wife you love and have a responsibility to make kids and play with them. If you hate kids and prefer to live the way you do thats fine, be who you are, jsut keep an open mind about what is going on, I mean, there are 90 years olds who have no choice but to be asexual.

[Zorui]

Oh, great. Looks like we've got another ass who says we don't exist.

...I think, can't tell for sure as he's gone incoherent again.

[Jayann]

Jesus Christ! LOVE DOES NOT EQUAL SEX. It is perfectly possible to lead a happy, fulfilling life without being in a sexual relationship, so DO NOT preach to us.

I also fucking HATE it when people assume we're going through a "phase"! Don't you presume to tell me who I am and what I'm feeling. *I* have no choice but to be asexual, because THAT'S WHO I AM. It's not a choice, it's not a lifestyle, it's the way I was born. So DO STOP.