Neko Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Wow, man. I don't even know where to start. Okay, so. Here's the deal. You are not asexual. To find good summation of what it means to be asexual, please go here:http://www.asexuality.org/bigfaq.htm You'll find that "cult" is not among the things listed there. Please do not ask another question about asexuality until you have educated yourself, because you have obviously ignored any explanations that have been provided. It's okay that you are not asexual. We don't care. I ask that you spare us the details. For example, "I like 69, I like licking pussy" is completely inappropriate and uncalled for. Keep that to yourself. This is not the forum for you. There are other resources you can find to help you deal with psychodrugs, mental illness, and involuntary celibacy. I would strongly suggest that you seek them out. I do not think this is unreasonable advice. Amen. Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Fucking trolls. BEGONE WITH THEE! And you aren't worthy of the name Gandalf, by the way. Gandalf is a kickass asexual wizard, and you're a schizophrenic troll. Yes, I am quick to condemn, aren't I? Link to post Share on other sites
Worthless Poster Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Yes, I am quick to condemn, aren't I? ...but not without due cause. Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Exactly. "i like licking pussy" We do NOT need to know that. And why the deuce are you posting about evil docters stealing your sex drive if you have a sex drive? All your posts scream "LOOK AT ME! I'M A TROLL!". Link to post Share on other sites
anythingtestdead Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I like Pie......CHill out!!!!Calm Down,,,,,,,you are so quike to judge and condem..........think and listen before you say things........asexual/sexual/whatever people are no better than anyone else becuase of there orientation..........talking all this stuff about killing heterosexual teenagers and all the violent stuff i have seen you post is pretty fucked up......i think your joking,,,at least i hope so,,......but do you know what im saying>>>>???? WE ARE ALL HUMAN!!!!! if someone bashes Asexuals, you get pissed,,,but the things you say about sexual people are no better.,,,,,........joking or not,,,.,,, Link to post Share on other sites
SoulofSorrow Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 This person confuses me so much. I think he should get some help for his mental illness . :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
ogbg Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 :shock: ...... Aw, damn!!! :evil: I don't believe this!!! He's just another narrow-minded shmuck who doesn't believe asexuality exists!!! *grump* *grump* (sits and glares daggers at gandalf) :evil: :evil: :evil: (bangs on the locked door) LIVERLICKER, LIVERLICKER!!! Lemme out!!! Then we can gossip about this guy over a steaming hot cup of tea :mrgreen: *grin* Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Tea? Did someone mention tea? I have some lovely cakes and Typhoo, PG Tips and Twinings. If you don't care for tea I have Cadbury's Drinking Chocolate and Bournvita. Better than dealing with nutters who think we're a cult. WE CAN BE A TEA CULT! Worship the Typhooooooooo! Cate Link to post Share on other sites
JimDandy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Well, since we're trapped in here until Liverlicker comes back...got any Oolong? Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Certainly, Jim! *poofs a box of Oolong from thin air for Jim* There you are. Anyone else for a cuppa? *poofs a huge tea set out for anyone interested* Can't believe Liverlicker left us in here with the wack-job. How rude. Cate Link to post Share on other sites
Live R Perfect Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *Wanders back into thread to find half a dozen Avenites curled up on the floor* Yoiks! :shock: Sorry folks... I didn't realise you were all still in there *Feels quite guilty* :( Err.. I was just trying to stop him escaping onto the rest of the boards. :idea: I know!... *Pulls out box containing a plethora of chocolate treats, cakes, biscuits, different types of tea, coffee, spirits, massage oils and other such luxuries* Liverlicker at your service! Now what can I offer you? :D Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Liverlicker is my new best friend. *tackles the Licker* Link to post Share on other sites
Live R Perfect Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Whoa there! Easy now! Oi! Get orf me!! *Distracts Julie with chocolate and caramel fudge chunky choc chip triple choc sauce ice cream* *Runs away and hides* Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 HOLY SHIT. *is thoroughly distracted* *through a mouthful of food* fang oo. *munch munch* Link to post Share on other sites
Live R Perfect Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Anything else that I can provide for anyone? :D *looks around* Oh my god! They're all dead!! :shock: ...or maybe just asleep? *whips out extra-loud foghorn* HOOONNNNNNNKKKKK!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Nook Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *snort* *wipes away puddle of drool from mouth* huh-huh-wha-whaaa-what is it?? danggit liver, ya woke me up! You owe me an extra large cheesecake for this! with lots of cream and a cherry on top! :D ....darn, now my tummy is starting to grumble ^^;; *goes back to sleeping off the hunger* Link to post Share on other sites
OrganicPainCollector Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Damn it! *grumble grumble* *Puts down more newspapers* Link to post Share on other sites
Live R Perfect Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 WAHAAY! Wakey wakey! Rise and shine! Its a brand new day! Lets all go out for a jog in the park! *looks around at the displeased expressions of semi-conciousness* I'm not getting on your nerves am I? *ducks barrage of shoes, pillows, knives, grenades, etc* Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Oh man, my head hurts from reading that uneducated, horny son of a bitch's posts. But it was all worth it, to get some of Liverlicker's chocolate. *Drools* Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I like Pie......CHill out!!!!Calm Down,,,,,,,you are so quike to judge and condem..........think and listen before you say things........asexual/sexual/whatever people are no better than anyone else becuase of there orientation..........talking all this stuff about killing heterosexual teenagers and all the violent stuff i have seen you post is pretty fucked up......i think your joking,,,at least i hope so,,......but do you know what im saying>>>>????WE ARE ALL HUMAN!!!!! if someone bashes Asexuals, you get pissed,,,but the things you say about sexual people are no better.,,,,,........joking or not,,,.,,, I have nothing at all against teenagers for being sexual. I am annoyed when they're hypersexual. See teencentre.net for examples. Link to post Share on other sites
JKReagan99 Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I have nothing at all against teenagers for being sexual. I am annoyed when they're hypersexual.and especially when they say everyone else should be :? :evil: Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Especially then. Julie and I think skitzo was on something when he made that post. Link to post Share on other sites
Skiddaloxx Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Well I don't want to interfere, Pie, but Skitzofriendik is right, isn't he? You condemn every sexual and everything sexual without hesitating. But then when someone misunderstands some things about asexuality, which the confused Gandalf obviously does, you kill him immediatly. Yet you log into teencenter boards and play the troll yourself. You are doing the same thing but expect respect from everyone! Undo your double standards please! It's not cool. We are a serious board, and we want to be taken seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Well I don't want to interfere, Pie, but Skitzofriendik is right, isn't he? You condemn every sexual and everything sexual without hesitating. I just said.. I only hate hypersexuals. Not everything sexual. Hell, my best friend is sexual. But then when someone misunderstands some things about asexuality, which the confused Gandalf obviously does, you kill him immediatly. .............. Yet you log into teencenter boards and play the troll yourself. You are doing the same thing but expect respect from everyone! Undo your double standards please! It's not cool. We are a serious board, and we want to be taken seriously. ..teencentre is just filled with the morons who say everyone masturbates and asexuality doesn't exist. I can't help myself. Link to post Share on other sites
0niTTRay Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 you haive owbviously nevair been to teencentre. it is filled with american idioths talking abouth wang size and whether theyare a "shower or grower",and asking each other if they are "cut" or not. Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Yes, add 0ni's explanation to that. And he's the sexual best friend I mentioned. Oh, and he talks incoherent like that on purpose. Link to post Share on other sites
0niTTRay Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 www.groupxarab.com on purpowse? I am jusste frome Arabia,idioth. go see waibsaite for more in-fo. http://forums.teencentre.net/showthread.ph...ighlight=shower <---stupidest fucking topic ever Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Here we see an example of TCer stupidity. You're just jealous that we can think about sex and stuff and you can't. Link to post Share on other sites
Skiddaloxx Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Those teencentre people are just as confused OR they are taking the piss out of everybody anyway. And to take the piss out of someone who takes the piss out of people without realizing that they do, is not very bright. Ok, everybody needs amusement every now and then, but Gandalf, in our case, didn't directly say anything against asexuality. He. just. misunderstood. it! Blaming him for his paranoia or schizophrenia or whatever he has is just silly. So HEllo Gandalf! Like JayAnn said earlier, you should go to the "Information on Asexuality" link right up there to get an idea what asexuality and this board are about. Link to post Share on other sites
Zorui Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I suppose I should cut gandalf some slack for his schizophrenia or whatever. My apologies, gandalf. But i'll NEVER leave TC alone. :P Link to post Share on other sites
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