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:roll: well, its hard to explain, you'd think I'm the last person to be asexual, I am good looking and handsome, and I worked hard on my personality anc charm. I ws on prozac and ritalin. I feel, that my doctor wanted to mess with my sexual chemistry, and basically, my prozac and ritalin could have easily been cut with something else. You see, I had a lot of girlfreinds, a love relationship with a beautiful German girl for 7 years who wrote me 25 love letters. The german girl and I never french kissed, and I just french kissed a girl I met in church on the first date! Now my story is sort a nightmarish, I spent 10 years wasting opportunities, gone insane, meen in the mental health ward for depression (asexuality is depressing, no offense) and the medicine given to me has made me freak out insane. My doctors daughter was in a high school sorority that hated me to the fullest. The nightmare, is that my opportunites wer incredibly beautiful girls, that I messed up one way or another. The times I masterbate, the number of dead in 911, and the number of BJs I got, which were half-Bjs, the number of plane crashes in 911. Weird, is how I see it, is that it is all related. My goal is to restore my natural biological chemistry and undo the effects of a trillion dollar charlatan industry nightmare that the medicine created, and to pimp the girls like a pro, not I mean to be insulting or anything, but its me or the other guys, so, I know how competitivie other guy are, but its my turn for the slice of pie. I feel that I just want to make love to my special woman out there, but if personality and behavioiral disorders has to disrupt love because human beings can be behaviorally controlled by chemical imablances and a trillion dollar charlattan industry, I wish to win what my enemies wanted to destroy. I hope you all dont think Im weird or something, but thats reality and I gotta deal with it, I promise, I am good looking, duh, and I had only vaginal intercourse once and it was ok, the viagra gave me a headache and I didnt need it at all. well, let me know what you all think, please, and so, I wish to ruinmate the shrink industry, I am cute, handsome, and so, I feel that I am deaf and the okie KKK hate me.

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I doubt you exactly understand what asexuality is. It's not a condition, it's an orientation. Also, good looks and "charm" have nothing to do with it. I have difficulty believing that your medications were given to you with the malicious intent of diminishing your sex drive. Psychodrugs have been known to have such an effect, but to assume that they were meant to make you asexual seems a little paranoid.

And in a last burst of momentary indignance: I don't think being asexual is depressing at all. Having no other feelings to compare it to, I know it's just who I am.

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I don't think you're asexual at all either, I hope you get things sorted out and realise that your sexuality has nothing to do with being deaf, the KKK, 911 or plane crashes. (I'm hearing impaired and my cousin was in the WTC, I can't say I ponder either topic when I think of my asexuality.)

I don't fine asexuality depressing at all. After years of BEING depressed and thinking I'm wierd, have no place and my only choices were to pretend (I'm sexual) and defend (why I'm not sexually committed to a man or a woman) - I am finally becoming very happy with who I am. Asexuality is not WHAT I am, it's WHO I am.

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I shall now attempt to translate this post a bit.

well, its hard to explain, you'd think I'm the last person to be asexual, I am good looking and handsome, and I worked hard on my personality anc charm.

I think for some reason that being attractive affects sexuality. I cannot spell "and".

I ws on prozac and ritalin. I feel, that my doctor wanted to mess with my sexual chemistry, and basically, my prozac and ritalin could have easily been cut with something else. You see, I had a lot of girlfreinds, a love relationship with a beautiful German girl for 7 years who wrote me 25 love letters. The german girl and I never french kissed, and I just french kissed a girl I met in church on the first date!

I am a hornball.

Now my story is sort a nightmarish, I spent 10 years wasting opportunities, gone insane, meen in the mental health ward for depression (asexuality is depressing, no offense) and the medicine given to me has made me freak out insane.

I think not having my life ruled by my sex drive is depressing. I believe that "freak out insane" is a grammatically correct string of words.

My doctors daughter was in a high school sorority that hated me to the fullest. The nightmare, is that my opportunites wer incredibly beautiful girls, that I messed up one way or another. The times I masterbate, the number of dead in 911, and the number of BJs I got, which were half-Bjs, the number of plane crashes in 911.

I like blowjobs, and am therefore not smart. I also like sentences that make no sense. I desire sex, despite that I have no sex drive because of evil doctors lacing ritalin with sex-drive-killing chemicals.

Weird, is how I see it, is that it is all related. My goal is to restore my natural biological chemistry and undo the effects of a trillion dollar charlatan industry nightmare that the medicine created, and to pimp the girls like a pro, not I mean to be insulting or anything, but its me or the other guys, so, I know how competitivie other guy are, but its my turn for the slice of pie.

I think my not having a sex drive was caused by medicine created by evil doctors, and am still a hornball.

I feel that I just want to make love to my special woman out there, but if personality and behavioiral disorders has to disrupt love because human beings can be behaviorally controlled by chemical imablances and a trillion dollar charlattan industry, I wish to win what my enemies wanted to destroy. I hope you all dont think Im weird or something, but thats reality and I gotta deal with it, I promise, I am good looking, duh, and I had only vaginal intercourse once and it was ok, the viagra gave me a headache and I didnt need it at all. well, let me know what you all think, please, and so, I wish to ruinmate the shrink industry, I am cute, handsome, and so, I feel that I am deaf and the okie KKK hate me.

I like run-on sentences (that still make no sense).

I think we've got our 4th troll here.

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I agree with what others here have said. We just are asexual, and always have been. I also am not depressed over it at all, I'm glad that I am who I am.

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Wow umm... ok let me get this straight, your enemies are doctors because they put you on Prozac to purposely make you asexual? Are you sure it's just depression you're suffering from....

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well, let me know what you all think, please

well, best wishes to you in your healing process. it can be a long and confusing ride, for sure. what do you seek?

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I love Pie's translation.

I'm with him on this one.

Either that or he's mad. Which Pie also said. So, yeah, still with Pie.

Cate

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I don't think he's a troll.... just someone who has confused sexual dysfunction with asexuality.

Innocent until proven guilty. He's just got the wrong idea.

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Thanks, Pie. I was trying to find a diplomatic way to say "HUH?" without sounding like a boob. Now that you put it THAT way, how could I not have understood it the first time?

But I think "I cannot spell and" should be a concept on its own LOL

My vote is that the guy is a troll and as bishop said "Please Don't Feed The Trolls"

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Fishy, there are 2 possibilities.

1: He's a troll.

2: He's stark raving mad.

lol yeah... I know I'm new and all so I don't have a "right" to be mean, but :? The way he talks sounds like he has...well, lets just say a more severe problem.

By the way, JTHM is cool!

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Yeah, he might not be trying to be odd, perhaps he's the sort who is into conspiracy theories and actually believes people are out to get him and his precious sex drive. If that's so then they've been after me since birth. 'They've stolen my sex drive! It's a plot! Now I'll have to develop a personality beyond being transportation for boobs!'

Cate

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well, I am not in the least but embarassed aboaut anything, I feel the way I do for strong reason. I saw visions of 911 in september of 2000, and have drawings of palnes crashing into buildings and pee-wees 'nazi" playhouse sketches, of which seem to have some sort of connection with future events. These items are in my safe. I was hoping to find individuals who would understand that there is a big possibilty for behavioural control, of not just me but perhaps others around me, maybe not the whole prescription but a pill somewhere, of course It wasnt just prozac and ritalin, when dissaitisfaction was expressed other medicines were not just endorsed but enforced. Now, all juicy fruit bubblegum has the same effect on everyone, right, its bubblegum, but when you pass a joint and so, one guy gets high and the other gets paranoid, that's two different reactions, and not the same as juicy fruit. Besides, theres so much that money can do, and so, money is the root of all evil, and so, this is not one trillioins dollars, the companies combined behind the medicines total almost 8 trillion dollars, that is a lot of money, and more than what the government is know to have, 5 trillion dollars, besides, its unlikely that all pills are going to be the same as every stick of juciy fruit is the same, I am sure many prescriptions can be cut at request, and speaking of paranoia, I am sure my doctor belongs to some white trash secret society. Belive me, its not impersonal the relationship my doctors has with me, its pretty personal as to what his interests are, and so, its nothign but a sick power play to him and several of his patients have commites sucide. I have spent years listenign to voices and audial hallcuinations, and so who cares, I am strong, and so, I wil not these white trash break my spirit, and they havent. Speaking of sexual dysfunction, so its a matter of choice, and not impotence, Gosh, I sure had some scarily inhuman virility. I wonder, if the guy with glasses doesnt get laid but the guy who got the new sports car. I wonder, after recovering and going off the medicine, that I seem to kiss more and interact, more, and so I french kiss this girl from chuch, but really, I have had more than a nice share of opportuniies to get laid, it seems that the combination of religious thinking, religious paranoia, chemical imbalance, drugs, art school temepraments, ceberal mind over matter, too much intelliginece put into where emotion whould take over the body and decisoin making processes, and so with all these factors and more detail I have not taken into account, it seems perhaps that maybe in this sex game I have created a monster, and played preactical pranks on myself. I wonder, what must be done, as I fear I might unleash the Beast from the Bottomless Pit. Hahahaha

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I have a new theory. He's on crystal meth.

If you look at it as fiction it's pretty interesting stream-of-consciousness prose.

Cate

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:shock: Wow...

This guy reminds me of a man that used to come in to where I work every few weeks and produce notebooks that he had been filling with his thoughts and opinions, poetry and word games since the 60's. To him, they were all connected and made sense, and he believed himself to have predicted various things like the internet and the British government's privatisation of public services. He brought these books in because he truly believed that he was some kind of genius and that we would pass them on to the local college for them to analyse. He was harmless...but blatantly mad!

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Yeah, I keep thinking of that film, Seven.

Cate

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The 2nd one makes even less sense! I tried to read through it but Im such an English language buff and like to read complete sentences that end.

I have a few things to say before I'm out of this thread for good.

1) You're on the wrong board, it has nothing to do with asexuality. You'll be wanting the Society for Obscure References, that's two doors down. I'm sure they can book you into the "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit" workshop because you clearly need to work on your delivery. The only way to impress people with yakkity yakkity yak is to actually say something they can understand - and make it relevant to what the topic is.

2) You're not asexual due to your enemies. It sounds like you have many enemies that have nothing to do with it.

3) Where the fuck did the Juicy Fruit reference come into play?

4) I had premonitions of Mt. St. Helens the day before it erupted, I never thought about linking it to my lack of sex drive.

5) You're not for real, you're just bored.

g'bye.

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You're on the wrong board, it has nothing to do with asexuality. You'll be wanting the Society for Obscure References, that's two doors down. I'm sure they can book you into the "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit" workshop because you clearly need to work on your delivery.

*dying*

Cate

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Yeah, being new here I wanted to wait and see how the community at large responsed but my first reaction was, Troll or disturbed.

'They've stolen my sex drive! It's a plot! Now I'll have to develop a personality beyond being transportation for boobs!'

Never thought of women that way but it all makes sense now :lol:

Of course men being nothing more then penis transport.

~Exit.

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I have a new theory. He's on crystal meth.

If you look at it as fiction it's pretty interesting stream-of-consciousness prose.

Cate

i read gandalf's posting last night :oops: streaming poetry and thoughts, linear adhd montages!! gosh many many different thoughts.

though we've given others a chance!

but gandalf maybe this is the wrong board :?:

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Time for more translating!

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well, I am not in the least but embarassed aboaut anything, I feel the way I do for strong reason. I saw visions of 911 in september of 2000, and have drawings of palnes crashing into buildings and pee-wees 'nazi" playhouse sketches, of which seem to have some sort of connection with future events.

I am on some hallucinogenic drug.

These items are in my safe. I was hoping to find individuals who would understand that there is a big possibilty for behavioural control, of not just me but perhaps others around me, maybe not the whole prescription but a pill somewhere, of course It wasnt just prozac and ritalin, when dissaitisfaction was expressed other medicines were not just endorsed but enforced.

I in all my wisdom do not understand this one.

Now, all juicy fruit bubblegum has the same effect on everyone, right, its bubblegum, but when you pass a joint and so, one guy gets high and the other gets paranoid, that's two different reactions, and not the same as juicy fruit.

I compare drugs to bubble gum. It makes no sense at all. I say things that are not at all related to the subject at hand.

Besides, theres so much that money can do, and so, money is the root of all evil, and so, this is not one trillioins dollars, the companies combined behind the medicines total almost 8 trillion dollars, that is a lot of money, and more than what the government is know to have, 5 trillion dollars, besides, its unlikely that all pills are going to be the same as every stick of juciy fruit is the same, I am sure many prescriptions can be cut at request, and speaking of paranoia, I am sure my doctor belongs to some white trash secret society.

I think someone spent trillions of dollars to get rid of my precious sex drive.

Belive me, its not impersonal the relationship my doctors has with me, its pretty personal as to what his interests are, and so, its nothign but a sick power play to him and several of his patients have commites sucide. I have spent years listenign to voices and audial hallcuinations, and so who cares, I am strong, and so, I wil not these white trash break my spirit, and they havent.

I still like run-on sentences. I am mentally ill.

Speaking of sexual dysfunction, so its a matter of choice, and not impotence, Gosh, I sure had some scarily inhuman virility. I wonder, if the guy with glasses doesnt get laid but the guy who got the new sports car.

That had nothing to do with anything.

I wonder, after recovering and going off the medicine, that I seem to kiss more and interact, more, and so I french kiss this girl from chuch, but really, I have had more than a nice share of opportuniies to get laid, it seems that the combination of religious thinking, religious paranoia, chemical imbalance, drugs, art school temepraments, ceberal mind over matter, too much intelliginece put into where emotion whould take over the body and decisoin making processes, and so with all these factors and more detail I have not taken into account, it seems perhaps that maybe in this sex game I have created a monster, and played preactical pranks on myself. I wonder, what must be done, as I fear I might unleash the Beast from the Bottomless Pit. Hahahaha

I worship run-on sentences as gods. Especially ones that make no sense.

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Time for more translating!

well, I am not in the least but embarassed aboaut anything, I feel the way I do for strong reason. I saw visions of 911 in september of 2000, and have drawings of palnes crashing into buildings and pee-wees 'nazi" playhouse sketches, of which seem to have some sort of connection with future events.

I am on some hallucinogenic drug.

These items are in my safe. I was hoping to find individuals who would understand that there is a big possibilty for behavioural control, of not just me but perhaps others around me, maybe not the whole prescription but a pill somewhere, of course It wasnt just prozac and ritalin, when dissaitisfaction was expressed other medicines were not just endorsed but enforced.

I in all my wisdom do not understand this one.

Now, all juicy fruit bubblegum has the same effect on everyone, right, its bubblegum, but when you pass a joint and so, one guy gets high and the other gets paranoid, that's two different reactions, and not the same as juicy fruit.

I compare drugs to bubble gum. It makes no sense at all. I say things that are not at all related to the subject at hand.

Besides, theres so much that money can do, and so, money is the root of all evil, and so, this is not one trillioins dollars, the companies combined behind the medicines total almost 8 trillion dollars, that is a lot of money, and more than what the government is know to have, 5 trillion dollars, besides, its unlikely that all pills are going to be the same as every stick of juciy fruit is the same, I am sure many prescriptions can be cut at request, and speaking of paranoia, I am sure my doctor belongs to some white trash secret society.

I think someone spent trillions of dollars to get rid of my precious sex drive.

Belive me, its not impersonal the relationship my doctors has with me, its pretty personal as to what his interests are, and so, its nothign but a sick power play to him and several of his patients have commites sucide. I have spent years listenign to voices and audial hallcuinations, and so who cares, I am strong, and so, I wil not these white trash break my spirit, and they havent.

I still like run-on sentences. I am mentally ill.

Speaking of sexual dysfunction, so its a matter of choice, and not impotence, Gosh, I sure had some scarily inhuman virility. I wonder, if the guy with glasses doesnt get laid but the guy who got the new sports car.

That had nothing to do with anything.

I wonder, after recovering and going off the medicine, that I seem to kiss more and interact, more, and so I french kiss this girl from chuch, but really, I have had more than a nice share of opportuniies to get laid, it seems that the combination of religious thinking, religious paranoia, chemical imbalance, drugs, art school temepraments, ceberal mind over matter, too much intelliginece put into where emotion whould take over the body and decisoin making processes, and so with all these factors and more detail I have not taken into account, it seems perhaps that maybe in this sex game I have created a monster, and played preactical pranks on myself. I wonder, what must be done, as I fear I might unleash the Beast from the Bottomless Pit. Hahahaha

I worship run-on sentences as gods. Especially ones that make no sense.

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