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AVENguy, please. Ban him already.

Agreed(if he isn't already). I just read through this entire thread and was amused at first, but am now sickened by this foolish neurotic. I can't believe he's been allowed to go on as long as he has with this incoherent, blathering bullshit. If he's real, then I can't believe he's allowed to live.

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Hey, everyone! Let's play a game! It's called, "Who am I now?" Guess who I am now!

god has a harem! omg i liek teh pussy! nerds! nerds! evil sciestists are steeling m sex drive! 911!

Oh, and about the not posting pledge: I changed my mind. He'll probably be banned soon anyway. Uh, hopegully.

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LOL@Pie!

*rubs chin at the game* You're....uh...Kato Kaelin?

Cate

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:twisted:

ok I am.. a cross between Bruce Lee, Val Kilmer, and River Phoenix.

My name is.. a clue: a greek god name..

well the twenty questions:

1. do you like seeing mustard from a hotdog on a girls face while she eats it?

2. do you like to see girls lick an ice cream cone?

3. do you like to see girls bob for apples in a tub?

4. do you like to see girls eat cream covered strawberries?

5. do you like to watch girls play with whipped cream?

6. do you like to see girls in tight tennis outfits and cute panties?

7. do you like to watch girls kiss and lick each other?

8. do you like to cuddle with cute waifish lolita girls?

9. do you like to see girls with big boobs rub them on your face

10. do you like to watch beautiful girls spread their legs?

if you have answered yes to any of the above, there is a God in heaven.

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Would we like to see you leave this place?

If you have answered yes, good for you! It means there is still some sanity left in your mind for you to realize that!

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we shouldn't ban people left and right, i find this to be sometimes funny, though sometimes boring...

he's not exactly malicious, just let him hang around, calm down and if serious conversation is impossible, just think of it as fun.

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if you have answered yes to any of the above, there is a God in heaven.
Actually no, I am a guy, and every one of those I answered no to, some, towards the beginning i don't *mind*, but most of them really disgusted me and I try as hard as I can to avoid them . And God's existance has nothing to do with that.
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we shouldn't ban people left and right

I disagree. Ah, hell. *runs off to play Final Fantasy XI* Might as well answer his little questions first.

1. do you like seeing mustard from a hotdog on a girls face while she eats it?

What the hell? That makes no sense at all. And no.

2. do you like to see girls lick an ice cream cone?

" "

3. do you like to see girls bob for apples in a tub?

" "

4. do you like to see girls eat cream covered strawberries?

" "

5. do you like to watch girls play with whipped cream?

" "

6. do you like to see girls in tight tennis outfits and cute panties?

NO.

7. do you like to watch girls kiss and lick each other?

No. But I prefer lesbians to heterosexual females, because there is no chance of lesbians wanting to have sex with me.

8. do you like to cuddle with cute waifish lolita girls?

No.

9. do you like to see girls with big boobs rub them on your face

You're just begging me to hurt you. And FUCK NO.

10. do you like to watch beautiful girls spread their legs?

Never have, but if I did it would most likely prompt me killing her.

Any one of those happening would disgust me greatly. And that has nothing at all to do with the existance of God.

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Any one of those happening would disgust me greatly.
I don't enjoy/like the first 3(mustard/icecream/apple), but I don't mind them either...all the rest really do disgust me though...

And that has nothing at all to do with the existance of God.
Exactly :D
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