PurpleCat_With_WitchPowers Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 It's against the rules to write a story about a vampire with three heads. Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Once upon a time there was a vampire with three heads. On one dark and stormy night, they got really hungry and each head bit the neck of the head next to it, hoping to drink some delicious blood. Unfortunately, since they're a vampire, they don't have any blood. Then the vampire starved to death, and nobody lived happily ever after. Except for me, the narrator of this story. Because I no longer have to narrate this awful story about some stupid vampire that makes no sense and is full of cliches. Seriously, I'm getting a headache just reading this mess. And I'm the one who wrote this garbage! At least the story got a bit more interesting when I started talking breaking the fourth wall. But it's still a bad story. Very bad. But yeah, the point I'm trying to get across is that is that there was a three-headed vampire. And that they starved to death. And that nobody lived happily ever after. Except for me. THE END Wait, I'm not allowed to end this story until I make up a new rule that the person below me is supposed to break. Let's see here, what would be good? Maybe I could...? No, that would be dumb... But what about...? No, no, no, that would just be a thousand times worse! If only that vampire were still alive, then maybe I could ask them for suggestions... Hmmm... Oh! I know! I'll make it so that it's against the rules to use alliteration! Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Images Including Ice Is Illegal Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 It's against the rules to post photos of trees. Link to post Share on other sites
Yui-Drakon Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Can you count how many trees are here? I cannot. Rainy weather is not allowed. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Quoting this post is not allowed. Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Lady.Saturnina.94 said: Quoting this post is not allowed. Batman is now against the rules Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Coffee after 2 PM is against the rules. Link to post Share on other sites
Ivory__ Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Coffee at 3pm? If you insist! ✨ Linking your favourite video is against the rules. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 I have several, but this one comes to mind. It is now against the rules to post about nail polish. Link to post Share on other sites
Celestial_Strawberry Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 I like wearing nail polish, but it's so hard to get it onto my right hand because I'm right handed. Oh well. It is now against the rules to quote a Broadway musical. Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteη χ Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 On 7/8/2019 at 11:07 PM, Celestial_Strawberry said: a Broadway musical. (I technically just quoted "a Broadway musical." ) It is now against the rules to make a post that contains numbers or special characters. Link to post Share on other sites
c0rvidaes Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 That one (1) rule ^ is now broken Now no one can use strikethrough. Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Doughnuts are now against the rules. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Dang, this is making me crave some doughnuts right now. Argyle patterns on socks are now prohibited. Link to post Share on other sites
Peachier Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 rummaged thru my sock drawer and decided to wear these badboys. it is against the rules to use sophisticated vocabulary. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Pardon? Disallowing cosmopolitan expression is the height of insolence! I hereby declare that jewelry which features the color pink is now forbidden. Link to post Share on other sites
Peachier Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 well i happened to see this rule on a wednesday morning, and on wednesday we wear pink (mean girls ref woo look at me being cultured). expect a full outfit wearing pink and only pink, especially my pink rubber necklace and my magenta earrings. mmmm. dad jokes are not allowed. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! It's against the rules to post a meme. Link to post Share on other sites
endika Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Next rule is: You can't mention AVEN Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Today I woke up, made some coffee, went to work, made dinner, logged onto AVEN, and broke this rule. It's against the rules to make a choose your own adventure story using spoilers boxes, no matter how short it is. Link to post Share on other sites
Ytterbium Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 You arrive at a mysterious house with two doors: One is black and the other is red Enter through the black door Spoiler Inside you see two boxes. One is gray, and the other is green Open the gray box Spoiler Inside, there are two books: One blue and one white Read the blue book Spoiler This book is so boring that you fall asleep after reading only 2 pages. When you eventually wake up, everything's gone GAME OVER Read the white book Spoiler This book includes two cake recipes. One is written in orange ink and the other in purple ink. You go back home, and try one of the recipes Try the orange recipe Spoiler Spoiler It turns out this recipe was a decoy, and the cake you baked isn't actually safe for eating. Too bad you couldn't resist and have already eaten it. You die of food poisoning. GAME OVER Try the purple recipe Spoiler CONGRATULATIONS! You've baked the most delicious cake in the world. You bake more cakes, and start selling them, eventually becoming a millionaire THE END Open the green box Spoiler This box is filled with highly toxic gas that kills you within seconds GAME OVER Enter through the red door Spoiler You step inside, but the floor is literally lava, and you die GAME OVER It's against the rules to refer to yourself in third person Link to post Share on other sites
blunose2772 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 The Tony doesn't like this rule. The Tony decides that the next rule is that bubbles are banned Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Spoiler It's against the rules to boast about your super powers. Link to post Share on other sites
Lady.Saturnina.94 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I love being able to fly! I can go wherever I want and not have to worry about traffic jams! It's against the rules to post a mathematical formula. Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Beer! 👨🏫 Link to post Share on other sites
Yui-Drakon Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 @Ytterbium It took some time, but I finally understood what you were going for, with those colours. On 10/17/2019 at 5:21 PM, Lady.Saturnina.94 said: I love being able to fly! I can go wherever I want and not have to worry about traffic jams! It's against the rules to post a mathematical formula. You absolutely cannot post images of pencils. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 you cant reference another thread Link to post Share on other sites
Back to Avalon Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Thanks for reviving this game, Liv. I've been enjoying your Arcade thread: It's against the rules to reference a Saturday Night Live Christmas or Hanukkah skit. Link to post Share on other sites
🚓💨💨 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 " A Saturday Night Live Christmas or Hanukkah skit. " is an example of a sentence. It's against the rules to break AVEN rules. Link to post Share on other sites
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