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PurpleMint

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Cake or death!

 

Oh, I'll take cake, thank you.

 

 

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RoseGoesToYale

(There's secretly a tracking device in each cake that, once eaten, will allow all AVENites to communicate through radio waves and one day will rise up and shower the world with cakes) :P

 

Which is to say, cake is just awesome!

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Tasha the demi squirrel

I heard it came from a joke that most Asexuals would rather eat cake than have sex

 

In any case it's a nice welcoming tradition 🙂

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banana monkey
On 2/21/2019 at 2:50 PM, Tasha the demi squirrel said:

I heard it came from a joke that most Asexuals would rather eat cake than have sex

 

 

Yeah kinda of. I think its something to do with a well known sexual joke in which the options are sex or cake and the answer is obviously sex. Unfortunately I cant remember the joke, I just remember that my mother had it on a card once and read it. There was a question as part of the joke and I replied "cake please" innocently ( i dont think I understood the joke) and my whole family laughed. 

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Cake is to asexuals what chocolate is to sexual women and beer is to football fans.

 

(a calorie-fest comfort zone to repent at leisure)

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