Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 @Lichley is threating to eat my ducky friend And I cannot stand for such things. Something needs to be done about rubber ducky abuse, I don't wanna live in a world where people treat their bathtoys like this. Vote if you think the rubber duckies should be protected! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 @Chocolatedevil00 always says not to eat the ducks. But what happens it you do?? They’re keeping secrets from us. We need answers!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 @Lichley think of the poor children! If you eat the ducks who will the children play with at bath time? Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Chocolatedevil00 said: @Lichley think of the poor children! If you eat the ducks who will the children play with at bath time? Those little plastic boats just don't cut it! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Chocolatedevil00 said: @Lichley think of the poor children! If you eat the ducks who will the children play with at bath time? What. Ducks are boing. There are way better toys than ducks to have in the bath! Plus, you still haven’t told us what happens if we DO eat the ducks. You always say don’t, but you put them on your cakes. Clearly they are there to be eaten. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lichley said: What. Ducks are boing. There are way better toys than ducks to have in the bath! Plus, you still haven’t told us what happens if we DO eat the ducks. You always say don’t, but you put them on your cakes. Clearly they are there to be eaten. Um, excuse you, us duckies are a classic! what do you think happens when you eat Us, we're eaten! That's it! Nothing exciting, just heartbreak for all of us duckies and those that love Us! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 It’s on the cake. It has icing on it. It’s there to be eaten! Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 We need to get Ernie from Sesame Street over here. Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 What if the duck was chocolatedevil00?Then you could kill her! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Just now, Chocolatedevil00 said: Um, excuse you, us duckies are a classic! what do you think happens when you eat Us, we're eaten! That's it! Nothing exciting, just heartbreak for all of us duckies and those that love Us! But how do you deflate? Do you slowly sneeze out air, or do you pop like a balloon? Does it depend on the make?!? Besides, ducks just sit there. People took ducks way too out of hand when they tried to theme them. It takes it too far. They need to be stopped. No one wants novelty ducks. They’re just a cheap excuse for when you’ve forgotten a present! Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 Just now, Lichley said: It’s on the cake. It has icing on it. It’s there to be eaten! They where simply playing, it's what us duckies do, we play. What duck could possible resist those bubbles. All we wanted to do was share our cake with fellow avenites and you've turned it into this, horrible, horrible idea that we need to be eaten! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Just now, hopeisnotlost said: What if the duck was chocolatedevil00?Then you could kill her! They’ve already said it isn’t them. So I won’t be killing them. Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Don't do it! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Just now, Chocolatedevil00 said: They where simply playing, it's what us duckies do, we play. What duck could possible resist those bubbles. All we wanted to do was share our cake with fellow avenites and you've turned it into this, horrible, horrible idea that we need to be eaten! It’s icing not bubbles. And the duck could be made out of cake for all we know. It could be a rubber duck cake and you just don’t want to share it! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Just now, hopeisnotlost said: Don't do it! Do it! Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lichley said: Do it! I'm sorry but you are a lost cause. Chocolatedevil00 I'm sorry bout your friend Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lichley said: But how do you deflate? Do you slowly sneeze out air, or do you pop like a balloon? Does it depend on the make?!? Besides, ducks just sit there. People took ducks way too out of hand when they tried to theme them. It takes it too far. They need to be stopped. No one wants novelty ducks. They’re just a cheap excuse for when you’ve forgotten a present! None of that is important information, knowing it doesn't change anything, how could someone be so cruel as too willingly murder a duck and hurt their family just to fulfil their curiosity, people haven't taken us out of hand, that doesn't even make any sense, we have nothing to do with the humans we simply befriended them. And I can assure you that it is a real rubber duck and not one made of cake! I can't believe you would even suggest such a thing Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, hopeisnotlost said: I'm sorry but you are a lost cause. Chocolatedevil00 I'm sorry bout your friend Nook, don't give up the fight, we need as many allies as possible Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 They are an invasive species that clog up the water ways! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, hopeisnotlost said: I'm sorry but you are a lost cause. Chocolatedevil00 I'm sorry bout your friend Do you like our joke fight? It’s fun Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Lichley said: They are an invasive species that clog up the water ways! I'm sorry.I told you they are a lost cause.we have no chance:^( Link to post Share on other sites
hopeisnotlost Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Just now, Lichley said: Do you like our joke fight? It’s fun yes Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lichley said: They are an invasive species that clog up the water ways! I shall have you know us ducks are helping save the planet! https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.haaretz.com/amp/science-and-health/MAGAZINE-how-rubber-ducks-could-help-us-save-the-planet-1.5823912 Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 We have helped learn more about the ocean too https://www.porttechnology.org/news/how_rubber_ducks_reveal_the_ocean_currents Us duckies help improve and teach you humans about the world Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 They're not clogging up the waterways. Their buoyancy makes them perfect for patrolling all bodies of water to keep angry squids from attacking humans. Rubber ducks everywhere, I thank you on behalf of all humanity. Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Wait! No! Not like this! Noooo! Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 I have won... but at what cost? The secret of the ducks may never be found. But for now, I shall go into hiding, lest they find me again... Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 NOOOOOOOOOOO! Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Does anyone know how to play "Taps" with rubber ducks? Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Duke Memphis said: Does anyone know how to play "Taps" with rubber ducks? I have absolutely no idea what that is Link to post Share on other sites
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