Squirrel Combat Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 So, a fellow Avenite brought to my attention that I am not 29 but actually about 140 years old. I'll take some cake. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacks Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Congrats on being 140! Have some cake! Please don't eat the ducky Link to post Share on other sites
Ortac Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I don't like disclosing my age, so if I am asked I will often say that I am 162 Mercury years old or 3 and a quarter Jupiter years old. Strangely enough it seems to irritate people! Link to post Share on other sites
DuskFire Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, Squirrel Combat said: So, a fellow Avenite brought to my attention that I am not 29 but actually about 140 years old. I'll take some cake. Isn't that a chipmunk on your pp and not a squirrel? Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel Combat Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 Just now, Lonely Leafeon said: Isn't that a chipmunk on your pp and not a squirrel? WE WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE THE LEGITIMACY OF CHIPMUNKS!! Link to post Share on other sites
everywhere and nowhere Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I sometimes feel like I'm different ages simultaneously. I always remain a child to some extent - I mean, I really enjoy some books, films and games for children, and I still love my plush tigers (paticularly Paul, 36 years old this Christmas - he's the reason for my tigermania*). But I sometimes feel old... I mean, I'm interested in history, I don't feel 120 years or so to be "long ago". Plus... I kinda never identified as "young". I just always had some kind of prejudice, silly equating youth with immaturity. So I mostly jumped from identifying as "child" to identifying as "someone who isn't old". * Paul is a Czechoslovakia-produced, Warsaw-bought humanoid plush tiger (I mean, he has a doll-like posture - he has arms and legs, not four paws and he "walks" upright). Bought at the Czech center in Warsaw by my father and then given to me on Christmas 1982. I was 1,5 years old and so... well, my parents told me that "he's a tiger" and the presence of a plush tiger influenced me so that I became a big cat lover for life. Link to post Share on other sites
Juliatransdress Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Im confused. Link to post Share on other sites
iam135 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Enzic said: Im confused. I think this is converting human years to squirrel years. Google's telling me that one human year is about 5 squirrel years, so 28 human years is 140 squirrel years. Or I could be completely wrong 😁. @Squirrel Combat: Congrats on your 140th birthday! Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I bring you the cake of your youth Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I'm older than born, younger than dead. Link to post Share on other sites
NickyTannock Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Happy Squirrel Birthday! Link to post Share on other sites
Nick2 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 So is there a thread for asexuals 140 and older? Link to post Share on other sites
Janus the Fox Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 I'm only just over 1 Saturn year old Link to post Share on other sites
thylacine Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Congratulations. What is your secret to long life? Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel Combat Posted November 8, 2018 Author Share Posted November 8, 2018 Nuts. Lots of nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
thylacine Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 With my relatives, I should live forever, then. Link to post Share on other sites
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