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blunose2772

koi pond

 

Las Vegas

 

or

 

Kiwi

 

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Prufrock, but like, worse

The house from Up.

 

The mummified heart of Louis XIV, or your late best friend's pet rock with worrying stains on it?

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IrishArcher

Forks are more useful.

 

Chopsticks or a water slide?

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blunose2772

Water slide

 

Wonder Woman

 

or

 

Deviled Eggs

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Wonder Woman. I do regret that this means that she could not join me in throwing deviled eggs at Wal-Mart. We shall have to make do with cow patties.

 

A robotic butler with a serious attitude problem, or a sentient toilet?

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A butler with attitude, should add to the fun 

 

Crossing a wide river on foot by 

 

A high bridge with scanty guard rails or 

 

A dank and poorly lit tunnel 

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High bridge every time.

 

 

Ten hands detached from your body to send about to do your bidding.

 

Or

 

A massive mouse that you ride about

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blunose2772

Massive Mouse that I shall name Stuffington

 

Trapped in an elevator with the world's worst Karaoke singer

 

or

 

force fed expired tapioca pudding

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Trapped in an elevator with Captain Karaoke! Although I wonder how long exactly we would be stuck there. 

 

A personal retinue of loyal guard llamas,

 

or

 

A pleasant tea time with Godzilla on a peaceful and otherwise uninhabited Pacific island?

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Where there's hot toast, there's a hot toaster. Ooohhh, la-lah!

 

A nation of lawn gnomes, or flamingos trained in espionage?

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scarletlatitude

Sangria

 

Polar bears or quarters (as in US money) 

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blunose2772

Polar Bears

 

Super energetic homeless man

 

or

 

a swarm of fruitflies

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AcornCarvings

pickled vegetables. I don't know if I could be dedicated enough to care for the koi right, especially if I move any

 

personal brass band or rain on demand

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AcornCarvings

oops I messed up

 

super energetic homeless man

 

Personal brass band or rain on demand?

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Celyn: The Lutening

Tea! All the tea!

 

Functional wings, or a prehensile tail?

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It is hard to find the words to describe how happy I would be to have a pair of wings that could actually allow an obese caveman like me to fly. I used to have some hope for practical and publicly available jetpacks in the future, but it seems unlikely for now. 

 

Speaking of which, jetpacks or flying cars?

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Jet packs

 

 

The ability to turn invisible or the ability to talk to snakes.

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blunose2772

Invisibility. I enjoy pulling off pranks and can't of any better way to do it.

 

Getting inside a giant latex balloon (yes they do make ones big enough)

 

or

 

riding in a submarine 

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scarletlatitude

Chicken wings

 

Coffee or a huge 90's era TV set

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IrishArcher

Coffee.

 

A giant chandelier, or a personal aquarium?

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blunose2772

Personal aquarium

 

free trip to the moon

 

or

 

free Big Macs for life

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scarletlatitude

moon

 

unlimited puppies or unlimited free gasoline

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