Katto Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Hate being asexual? Well, here are some advantages of being asexual that you may not even know! Advantage #1 People can trust that you won’t rape them! (At least, if they know you’re ace) Advantage #2 “-A” is a Latin root prefix meaning “without”, so you know people won’t get confused when learning the meaning of the term “asexual”! Advantage #3 By the power of AVEN and asexuality and asexual memes, you are automatically entitled to any cake in your living space! So! Those are your asexual advantages! Brought to you by Katto! (This is all in comedy. Leave it as it is.) Link to post Share on other sites
Grimalkin Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 4. You can resist the call of sirens without pouring wax in your ears, unlike your poor sailing buddies! Link to post Share on other sites
Horse Ham Radio Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, Katto said: Advantage #2 “-A” is a Latin root prefix meaning “without”, so you know people won’t get confused when learning the meaning of the term “asexual”! Not quite People can still get confused! Link to post Share on other sites
Karst Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 5. You have advantage on saving throws to resist being charmed by succubi. Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 My favourite colours are greyscale and purple. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 You can avoid mythological beings which manipulate and seduce You can also avoid supervillans and spies who do this If there's a mean jerk who other people think is hot, you won't fall for it You don't have to worry about "accidentally" getting pregnant Link to post Share on other sites
RoxAtan Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 You are unlikely to have a fight with your friend(s) due to liking the same guy or girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Wanderer Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 If your an ace guy your not obliged to blindly follow the advice of your genitalia. Link to post Share on other sites
Yeast Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Sex sells stuff but I'm definitely not an insatiable American consumer. Live simply so others can simply live. It has all worked out rather nicely for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 I can focus on other distractions, like pets, Queen, and shiny things. I can also talk to good-looking people without any more palm sweat, word trips, and brain blanks than I have any other time of the day. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Duke Memphis said: I can also talk to good-looking people without any more palm sweat, word trips, and brain blanks than I have any other time of the day. This is a major benefit in my eyes, too. Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Moon Spirit ☽ said: This is a major benefit in my eyes, too. Your eyes? The ones that can see people without lusting for them? Link to post Share on other sites
Katto Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/15/2018 at 4:03 PM, Grimalkin said: 4. You can resist the call of sirens without pouring wax in your ears, unlike your poor sailing buddies! Yes 👌🏻👌🏻 Asexual pirates don’t want your booty Link to post Share on other sites
MiraMeyneth Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 All the space that would have gone to sexual thoughts about guys in my head was swiftly retrofitted into a meme repository. Much more useful imo Link to post Share on other sites
Laplace Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Nearly no chance of having a sex scandal as a celebrity or politician (or some other position of note). Seriously though, why is this a problem for people? 🤨🧐 Nearly no chance of taking actions that result in contracting STIs. Save money by not requiring birth control stuff (assuming you’re not taking them for hormonal/medical reasons or maintaining a mixed relationship). Will not lose sleep over taking a deal with a higher power that requires sacrificing your ability to have sex. Also, simplifies certain choices in “Would You Rather” games. Link to post Share on other sites
LittleLillie Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 20 hours ago, Katto said: Yes 👌🏻👌🏻 Asexual pirates don’t want your booty That's right which leads to another advantage to have no urges to touch certain areas of the human body. Link to post Share on other sites
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