mste1602 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 so, as of basically my whole life, I'm asexual. I am recently aromantic as well. I feel no attraction, physical, sexual or otherwise. I have no sexual urge or desire. I never have had it but I have no interest in having it. I took sex ed and the thought kinda repulses me. but I have no social circle. no contacts. and the internet is giving me weirdos. I am lonely. I have pets, but I want real conversations. idk what kind of loneliness this is, but it's purely for a social interaction and nothing more. help me? anyone? please talk to me about doctor who or babel fishes. or SOMEthing..... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Hey! I feel you on the loneliness. If you saw me you would think hey that guy is funny and friendly, he can't be lonely. But the clown is the one who is the most unhappy I guess. So, is the babel fish from Hitchhikers Guide? Link to post Share on other sites
mste1602 Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 yes!! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Do you have your towel? Link to post Share on other sites
mste1602 Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 ...ashamedly not immediately on me, but I know where it is it's just in the next room Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 OK, just keep it handy in case you have to make a run for it! You never know when a violent alien species is going to attack! Link to post Share on other sites
mste1602 Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 I know, but I need one of those electronic thumbs or I'm dead anyways XD Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Have you ever seen an electric flyswatter? I would imagine they might come in handy as well. Link to post Share on other sites
mste1602 Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 yea, but can they beam me aboard an unwilling spaceship? haha Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Depends upon the batteries. If you can get your hands on some fissile material it would probably warp you anywhere in the known universe. Link to post Share on other sites
mste1602 Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 cool where do I get it? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 A heavily guarded military institution. But if you can turn an electric flyswatter into a warping device that shouldn't be a problem.😁 Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Hi Welcome to AVEN! This is a wonderful place full of friendly and supportive people. We have a whole section dedicated to talk about everything and anything - the Chatterbox. I ended up making actual, real life friends by hanging out in there you might also want to have a look at the Meetup Mart, where there are various ways to get in touch with other people. Feel free to explore the forums and if you have a question, ask away! I hope you'll enjoy being a member Have some cake: Link to post Share on other sites
NickyTannock Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Welcome to AVEN! Unfortunately, I'm not a very talkative person as I have to push myself to conversate. People generally can't tell that it tires me because I push myself hard and have incredible patience. Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Welcome! Don’t panic, I got you these Wait no. This is a cake... Link to post Share on other sites
mste1602 Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 OMG XD Link to post Share on other sites
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