IrishArcher Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 You smell like a chicken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 You smell like rotten dog food. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 You smell so bad you're a fart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 My cat's butt smells better than you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Your face looks like the inside of my dog's butthole. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 You don't have any friends. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banoffeepie Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 You eat bats you do. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Your brain is a bag full of cats. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 You're so vain, Carly Simon wrote a song about you 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 You're so vain you think that you're better than others who you see as vain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your life. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I hope all your toes get run over by an ice cream truck. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I hope you see an ice cream truck and it doesn't stop for you. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I hope an ice cream truck stops for you, but you don't have any money. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I hope a dog eats your money. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 I hope my dog eats your homework 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I hope your teacher gives you lots of homework. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 You look like a donkey's nipple Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, StormySky said: You look like a donkey's nipple So do you - after the breast implant operation! Â 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 You have maggots for boogers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 You want to serve the maggots eviction notices! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 You're a fart monster with a dark dungeon full of poo and nobody likes you cuz you stink Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, StormySky said: You're a fart monster with a dark dungeon full of poo and nobody likes you cuz you stink But... but... these are all my GOOD points and stuff!!! Â Â 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 You are so posh that you polish tin cans before putting them in the recycling bin 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 You don't even recycle. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Sod that, you can't even unicycle! Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 You're right, I can't... Â You belong in a circus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo You look like a monkey And you smell like one too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Happy birthday to you You're a hundred and two You live with your mommy And she still wipes your poo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 30 minutes ago, IrishArcher said: Happy birthday to you You're a hundred and two You live with your mommy And she still wipes your poo AP may live with her Mum Which you said was silly Thank God you're a girl 'Cos your Mum would wipe your w**COUGH** never mind... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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