RhuinHruda Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Life is like not wearing a jacket in the winter: old people always want to know why you don't have one, what are you doing with yours, when is your jacket going to have kids, etc... Owls. Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Life is like the singing of an owl at daytime. It's strange, you don't understand it and it's not the way you think it should be. But it's also out of your control, you just need to deal with the song of the owl at daytime. And it can both be beautiful and awful. Pyjama Link to post Share on other sites
E Wildflower Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Life is like being in your pajamas. Sometimes comfortable, but you're not going to be prepared for everything that happens when you leave the house. Teeth Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Life is a set of teeth. Some are ugly, some are taken good care of, many are real, but quite a few out there are complete fabrications. One thing they all have in common, though, is that they bite. Placemats. Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolatastic AroAce Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Life is like placemats. Some are nice and strong, while others are frayed and falling apart. Some placemats are able to protect the table of vulnerability inside us, others are do damaged to be useful. But all placemats matter and with the right care all pacemapts can be come strong and beautiful. Toys Link to post Share on other sites
Glowstick Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Life is like toys. Don't spend your life in a glass box, like a limited edition collector's toy because you are afraid that your paint will chip or your stuffing will come out or you'll get a smudge of dirt on you. Life is meant to be lived as toys are meant to be played with. The best ones are all a little battered because they are taken on holidays and have names and stories and are loved. Look after yourself and the toys you care about so you can all last as long as possible. But always remember to play, because those four glass walls will press in on you if you're not careful. Lint. Link to post Share on other sites
a_nicole Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Life is like lint. No matter how long you try to escape, there is always a subtle reminder of where you’ve been and what is to come. Even though you may feel like you have “won” in the moment, it always comes back to haunt you. You have to learn to let go of the little things and just enjoy whatever life throws at you, even when it’s not pretty. A decorative pillow. Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Life is like a decorative pillow. It’s best to set it aside before you sleep and not worry about it until morning. A cup of coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Life is like a cup cawfee. It can be sweet, it can be cold and sometimes it can be stale. One thing is for certain it will keep you on the run(s). shoes Link to post Share on other sites
Alex. Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Life is full of shoes. You may have many to choose from, or only a single pair. There will always be someone who has prettier shoes than yours. What matters is where you go when you put them on. a hot bath Link to post Share on other sites
erichamion Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Life is like a hot bath. By the time you figure out the perfect temperature, the hot water tank runs out of water and you have to settle for whatever temperature you can get. Au jus sandwiches Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Life is like au jus sandwiches. It’s messy, it’s soggy, but it’s really tasty if you just ignore all that and enjoy it. A haunted house. Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Life is like a haunted house. Scary, dark at times, never knowing what is round the corner, but with courage you can get through. A cup of tea. Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Life is a cup of tea. The longer you steep, the more bitter you get. A jelly-filled doughnut. Link to post Share on other sites
Eva Blue Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Life is like a jelly filled donut. Decidedly dry and bland if you only stick to the surface of what you know, but bursting with colour and flavour if you're willing to dig deeper. A dogs bark. Link to post Share on other sites
a_nicole Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Life is like a dog’s bark. It’s only enjoyable in select instances. One sandal. Link to post Share on other sites
erichamion Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Life is like walking with one sandal. If you don't pay attention, the lopsidedness will keep you walking in circles. Deuterium Link to post Share on other sites
a_nicole Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Writing this metaphor for life on deuterium is like life. You have no idea what you’re doing but you have to move on anyway. (And life is occasionally stable...?😂) The second star to the south. Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 You are the second star to the south if someone else acquired a Fake Ted before you did. Fake Ted Link to post Share on other sites
erichamion Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 The life of a solipsist is like Fake Ted - all in your mind. Hammer Time Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Life is like Hammer Time. We can all recognize it, but not everyone can sing along. A raisin Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Life is like a raisin. it takes time to grow to maturity and even more care and patience to preserve its essence for a long time a book shelf Link to post Share on other sites
a_nicole Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Life is like a book shelf. Even though you are supposed to use the little space you have for the important stuff, you slowly get weighed down with meaningless clutter. a ripped curtain Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Life is like a ripped curtain. Accidents happen. Life is like trying to light a candle outside on a windy day. Link to post Share on other sites
Glowstick Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Life is like trying to light a candle outside on a windy day. It's difficult. It's frustrating. It sucks. You keep trying and trying, striking the match, but it keeps burning out and you can't see what you're doing. It's dark. You're cold. You're running out of matches. You're tired of trying. If you don't get this fire lit you'll never find your way, never find happiness, never learn what it means to be human. But the wind is so strong, and the flame is so small, it seems like an exercise in futility. Until your friends come along. And stand together. And block the wind. Maybe, if you put your candles together, you can make a torch. (too deep?😬) The tune that's stuck in your head. Link to post Share on other sites
PokemonNerd Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Life is like the tune that's stuck in your head. It can be extremely annoying, but also strangely addictive, and it will go away in its own good time. A handbag. Link to post Share on other sites
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