Skycaptain Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I have two in the garden, they each hold 225 litres of rainwater for summer use In humans they can act as a fart amplifier, so everyone nearby knows who committed the crime On a more serious note, some think a fuller derrière in a female is supposed to imply better child bearing and raising, as they have better "energy reserves" for nurturing an infant Link to post Share on other sites
Telecaster68 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I have to say, to a sexual, this thread is like watching people trying to explain what's so great about Bach solely in terms of how a pipe organ works. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Pipe organ... Some see the attraction in playing with those and butts Link to post Share on other sites
GLRDT Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm way more nervous about walking outside now that people will be looking at my butt to see of I'm angry and clenching or not. Suddenly self conscious! Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 you know how analyzing something can ruin your enjoyment of it? this thread is that. Link to post Share on other sites
rach123 Posted February 4, 2018 Author Share Posted February 4, 2018 21 hours ago, Telecaster68 said: They just look nice, and on the right person are enjoyable to fondle, squeeze, smack, bite, etc., and er during PIV to grip as part of the general thrusting and grinding. Hmmm i should try that out sometime 😉 Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 56 minutes ago, J. Alfred Prufrock said: you know how analyzing something can ruin your enjoyment of it? this thread is that. Usually the more I analyze something, the more interesting I find it. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jetsun Milarepa Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I thought it was just there to stop the legs falling off when you walk... Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 4 hours ago, J. Alfred Prufrock said: you know how anal-yzing something can ruin your enjoyment of it? this thread is that. Punny Link to post Share on other sites
Telecaster68 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 8 hours ago, Skycaptain said: Pipe organ... Some see the attraction in playing with those and butts It's true, some people particularly enjoy fingering a Bach passage. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Respect and many giggles Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm just glad I'm on the smaller end cause wtf is with this objectification "bite, smack, hold onto?" What is it a... bucket of kfc? Ugh. I don't know what's the appeal tbh cause to me it's just a waste organ. Link to post Share on other sites
Telecaster68 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, Rhaenys said: I'm just glad I'm on the smaller end cause wtf is with this objectification "bite, smack, hold onto?" What is it a... bucket of kfc? Ugh. Do you actually want to know? Link to post Share on other sites
Prufrock, but like, worse Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Rhaenys said: I'm just glad I'm on the smaller end cause wtf is with this objectification "bite, smack, hold onto?" What is it a... bucket of kfc? Ugh. I don't know what's the appeal tbh cause to me it's just a waste organ. I'd like to know how you propose that people have sex without touching one another's bodies. Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 We're sitting on a buttload of crappy puns here. Link to post Share on other sites
RedSheep2 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I feel the same way as OP but when I do see a woman with a big butt and wide hips, I do check her out as she's walking away. It's like...mesmerizing. I don't have a thing for asses in general but I'll do a double take to bubbly ones with wide hips, not just anyone's ass. Link to post Share on other sites
IronHamster Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 It is a great shapely group of muscles, and at the center there are a lot of nerve endings. Done right, they can bring a lot of pleasure to a woman. Equally or perhaps even more importantly, it is also the home of the prostate gland in men, which, if treated properly by the right woman, will make him blow a nut like a freaking geyser. Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade F&F Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 One legit theory is that it determines health. Just hear me out. Back in the days of hunters and gatherers, you'd eat whatever you managed to get your hands on. This meant you could go quite a long time before your next calorie intake. Fat stored in the body was advantageous because you could carry energy and go longer without taking in nutrition. And a good place to store that fat was in the buttocks. So if you were generously endowed and plump, it meant you were at an advantage for survival and a favorable trait to pass on to healthy offspring. Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger Songbird Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I have no idea. I am just as confused as you are. I think of it as the coin purse, anyway. With the whole buttcrack area, hiding your pooper. Well... I can't see why people want that. Link to post Share on other sites
IronHamster Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, tygersongbird said: I have no idea. I am just as confused as you are. I think of it as the coin purse, anyway. With the whole buttcrack area, hiding your pooper. Well... I can't see why people want that. Because, done properly, it's erotic as hell. Link to post Share on other sites
Baam Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I'm fairly sure that I was extremely obvious, but I'd nonetheless like to make a disclaimer... DISCLAIMER: Everything I have said was in jest... I do not, in fact, observe people's arses for information on their state of mind. Nor does anyone else, I assure you! Link to post Share on other sites
Telecaster68 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I find myself listening to them though. Many people talk out of their arses it seems. Link to post Share on other sites
Yatagarasu Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 People attracted to butts... Wouldn't it make them ASSexual? Link to post Share on other sites
rach123 Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 15 hours ago, Rhaenys said: I'm just glad I'm on the smaller end cause wtf is with this objectification "bite, smack, hold onto?" What is it a... bucket of kfc? Ugh. I don't know what's the appeal tbh cause to me it's just a waste organ. I just imagined myself smacking a bucket of kfc nice wendy dp btw 9 hours ago, IronHamster said: It is a great shapely group of muscles, and at the center there are a lot of nerve endings. Done right, they can bring a lot of pleasure to a woman. Equally or perhaps even more importantly, it is also the home of the prostate gland in men, which, if treated properly by the right woman, will make him blow a nut like a freaking geyser. oh I see, thank you 8 hours ago, Feys&Florets said: One legit theory is that it determines health. Just hear me out. Back in the days of hunters and gatherers, you'd eat whatever you managed to get your hands on. This meant you could go quite a long time before your next calorie intake. Fat stored in the body was advantageous because you could carry energy and go longer without taking in nutrition. And a good place to store that fat was in the buttocks. So if you were generously endowed and plump, it meant you were at an advantage for survival and a favorable trait to pass on to healthy offspring. so a nice butt is ass-ociated with good health. nice 1 hour ago, Baam said: I'm fairly sure that I was extremely obvious, but I'd nonetheless like to make a disclaimer... DISCLAIMER: Everything I have said was in jest... I do not, in fact, observe people's arses for information on their state of mind. Nor does anyone else, I assure you! I don't believe you! Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger Songbird Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 6 hours ago, IronHamster said: Because, done properly, it's erotic as hell. So, do people basically eat poop or something? What else do you do with a butt? I've never seen an butt or felt one for that matter. It just looks like flesh with a poop hole. So, is that what it's about? Sorry, but the fetishization of butts does creep me out, with twerking and all that. Link to post Share on other sites
IronHamster Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, tygersongbird said: So, do people basically eat poop or something? What else do you do with a butt? I've never seen an butt or felt one for that matter. It just looks like flesh with a poop hole. So, is that what it's about? Sorry, but the fetishization of butts does creep me out, with twerking and all that. Different people are into different things. There is a scat fetish, where people get turned on my feces. Not my kink. There are people that eat ass, but it has to be done right, because it is not the shit you are going for. Anal sex, toys up the ass, and prostate massages all have to be done right, also, and whenever you take it out, don't look at it, just go wash it. Link to post Share on other sites
Baam Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 3 hours ago, rach123 said: I don't believe you! Uh oh! Someone's seen right through my ruse! <.< >.> Spoiler it'strueit'salltrue!!! ;~; Link to post Share on other sites
Telecaster68 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 It's not even necessarily penetrative of the anus. Doggystyle or if the woman is on top, holding her by the arse can help how you both move during intercourse. Spanking can be part of mild sub/dom activities, and done right, is an intense sensation as part of PIV and foreplay. It can also make her vaginal muscles contract which feels good on the man's penis. Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 On 05/02/2018 at 5:41 PM, Telecaster68 said: ... her vaginal muscles contract which feels good on the man's penis. The man can feel the contractions on his penis, this means a woman cannot fake an orgasm. I always thought ‘When Harry met Sally’ was a crappy movie for that reason. Link to post Share on other sites
Telecaster68 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 The woman can actively control contracting them, but you can't always feel contractions anyhow (or maybe I've been fooled by fake orgasms...). Link to post Share on other sites
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