OptimisticPessimist Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 So what is the best way to cut toast, debates have been had about this.This could rival Pineapple on Pizza. https://www.buzzfeed.com/ikrd/toast-post?utm_term=.lypkZrqKN#.tkDWg54k8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Whole toast. One, the slices are tiny enough as is. Two, toast has absolutely no influence on my feeling of being "full". I can eat a loaf and not feel anything. So I don't want to waste even more time cutting things that will be reunited in 0.2secs anyway. I'm glad that people worry about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Either quarters or whole, any other way is just blasphemous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Alien Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I couldn’t possibly care less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanoic Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 So when you say rectangles do you mean lengthways or widthways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iff Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I eat it whole I do cut sandwiches into rectangles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerotheReaper Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I eat the piece of toast whole, I never thought about cutting it up before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashmedai Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Either triangles or whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstepper Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I honestly don't think I've ever cut a piece of toast. A sandwich on toast, maybe, but never just toast. Waffle House cuts toast into triangles and I eat those, if that counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Alien Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I don’t see the point in cutting them but I wouldn’t care if someone was making it for me and cut it. It doesn’t affect the taste so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimisticPessimist Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 @Whaley Lengthways. I also eat my toast whole but if i cut it's Rectangles all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I eat it whole. No cutting for me.🍞 Just whole toast drizzled with honey.😍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 With poultry shears, then you can cut cool shapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 With hedge trimmers then you can use a straw to suck up toast dust with a straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kersenne Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I like to cut it in triangles, it reminds me of how my grandma used to cut them when I was small So I mostly do it out of nostalgia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Skeleton Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Rectangles. It's practical. Triangles are weird, like you're trying to make it fancier by making an unnatural shape but it's literally just bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 3 hours ago, RoseGoesToYale said: With poultry shears, then you can cut cool shapes. I raise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Why does toast need to be cut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E Wildflower Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 More often than not when I have toast, it's sourdough cut from a round loaf, so you can't exactly make rectangles or triangles from it. I usually cut it vertically, which would make rectangles if you had a "normal" shaped slice of bread. When I do have toast with "normal" shaped slices of bread, I'll either cut it into triangles or eat it whole. So I guess I do all three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alejandrogynous Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I usually eat mine whole, but if I cut it, then triangles. The only time it's rectangles is if I have a sore throat and I'm dipping it in tea, but that's just so it'll fit in the mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Advocate Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 The best way to cut toast is with a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber79 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Unless I'm going to dip my toast into a boiled egg, I eat it whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planet Ace Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Oh, good, I'm not a weirdo for just eating it whole! I love how buzzfeed is like, "here are your three options, pick one," meanwhile most Avenites are like, "yeah, no, how 'bout I do none of these options, lol. Why would anyone even want to cut toast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XYZ96 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 I eat toast whole, toast bread isn't big after all (sandwiches I cut though, because the bread is larger), if I had to cut it, I'd cut it in two triangle... and I wouldn't cut my toast horizontally, that's just weird.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korik Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I don't cut my toast, but if I did, I would cut it diagonally. (triangle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 On 16.12.2017 at 12:31 PM, Amber79 said: Unless I'm going to dip my toast into a boiled egg, I eat it whole. Now that's gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycaptain Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Whole, unless making soldiers for eggs or soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pramana Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 I usually just eat toast whole. Otherwise, I would probably break it apart rather than cutting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iff Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 @OptimisticPessimist This poll is being locked and moved to the read only Census archive for it's respective year. As part of ongoing Census organisation, and in an attempt to keep the demographics of the polls current with the active user base at the time, the polls will last for one year from now on. However, members are allowed and even encouraged to restart new polls similar to the archived ones if they like them. iff, Census Forum Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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