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Slurp all the cold slimy oysters in the world. After doing so her stomach started to...

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...expand and turn into a fish.

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Suddenly Matilda's conciousness was transferred to her fish stomach, and she found herself underwater in a fish tank at the dentist's office. She realized she was a fish now "but perhaps there is a way to turn back" she thought. But first she needed to eat some cheese covered...

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Cheese covered chocolate is what she needed. But where to get it? Usually one could only find it on the planet of...

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AcornCarvings

...lizard plants, but alas, she was still stuck in the fish-tank so she asked...

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  • 2 weeks later...

Ozzie the invisible seabear what to do. Ozzie replied "first you must...

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Heckin Chonkosaurus

..accept The Old Ones as your teachers, giving you access to the magic of...

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took this lesson to heart and began studying the Old One's teachings enthusiastically. While learning of a particularly nasty millennia long space war she noticed.... 

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

she had been sitting stuffed inside a cake for the past half hour. "What the fish?!" Matilda shouted. "How did I not notice this sooner??" But now was not the time for questions, for she suddenly began to realize that...

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Phantasmal Fingers

Brexit is better than sex even if you don't want Brexit. Then...

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

after realizing that random pointless fact, Matilda was once again human and back in the fruit market, covered in cake bits. It turns out she didn't need that cheese covered chocolate after all.

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