DuskFire Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Slurp all the cold slimy oysters in the world. After doing so her stomach started to... Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 ...expand and turn into a fish. Link to post Share on other sites
DuskFire Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Suddenly Matilda's conciousness was transferred to her fish stomach, and she found herself underwater in a fish tank at the dentist's office. She realized she was a fish now "but perhaps there is a way to turn back" she thought. But first she needed to eat some cheese covered... Link to post Share on other sites
DuskFire Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Cheese covered chocolate is what she needed. But where to get it? Usually one could only find it on the planet of... Link to post Share on other sites
AcornCarvings Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 ...lizard plants, but alas, she was still stuck in the fish-tank so she asked... Link to post Share on other sites
DuskFire Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Ozzie the invisible seabear what to do. Ozzie replied "first you must... Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 ..accept The Old Ones as your teachers, giving you access to the magic of... Link to post Share on other sites
Suigin Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Shoes." And so Matilda... Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 took this lesson to heart and began studying the Old One's teachings enthusiastically. While learning of a particularly nasty millennia long space war she noticed.... Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 she had been sitting stuffed inside a cake for the past half hour. "What the fish?!" Matilda shouted. "How did I not notice this sooner??" But now was not the time for questions, for she suddenly began to realize that... Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Brexit is better than sex even if you don't want Brexit. Then... Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 after realizing that random pointless fact, Matilda was once again human and back in the fruit market, covered in cake bits. It turns out she didn't need that cheese covered chocolate after all. Link to post Share on other sites
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